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Lets Paint The Kettle Black,Do You Have A Bitch On Whats Going On Around The Site Or Any Thing Negative To Report
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gerry1
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12. July 2006 @ 10:22 |
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@garmoon...I didn't know that knee surgury interfered with paristolisis LOL! With me, it's that first pee. Come my second or third fusion, I learned to guzzle water until I nearly burst...made it a lot easier to pee before they come at you with threats. Spinal fusions, knee replacements ... they're nothin' ; it's them dentists you have to watch out for (he he he). ;)
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12. July 2006 @ 11:26 |
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My 89yr old Grandmother had her knee replaced 7 weeks ago, she is making a really good recovery!
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12. July 2006 @ 14:11 |
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my mother had both of hers done 6 months apart.
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12. July 2006 @ 14:52 |
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My 86 yr old Mom had both hips done and then last year a knee. She says she's thru with replacements. She can barely walk. Still smarter than I.
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12. July 2006 @ 15:16 |
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this guy must be smoking some thing
Jesus reveals cure for cancer to eBayer
Also divulges precise location of Heaven
By Lester Haines
Published Wednesday 12th July 2006 11:33 GMT
Those research scientists who have been searching for years for a miracle cancer cure - in the process working their way through countless millions of dollars in their struggle against the Big C - will be kicking themselves today since they could have had the Holy Grail all along for nothing.
What they should have done was simply ask Jesus, who would have thrown in the secret of world peace and the precise location of Heaven as part of the revelation package:
The winner of this auction will receive my handwritten journal where I have described in detail the four messages of Jesus Christ who has appeared to me.
Jesus revealed four specific things to me:
#1: The precise location of Heaven
#2. The cure for cancer
#3. The solution for the achievement of world peace.
#4. He revealed the future to me.
I will briefly discuss each of the four revelations now. HOWEVER, I HAVE DISCUSSED THESE IN DETAIL IN THE JOURNAL.
Jesus revealed four specific things to me:
#1. THE PRECISE LOCATION OF HEAVEN: When we die we will become stars... Literally stars! Jesus Christ is our Earth's sun. That is why we are His... Because we come on one of His planets. When we die and become stars we, too, will be blessed by wonderful special planets which orbit us and bring us great happiness. God the Creator is also a star... The first and the greatest. Two thousand years ago Jesus said "I am the Light of the World." Jesus now wants us to understand that this means He is the Sun and that when we die, we will become stars too.
#2. THE CURE FOR CANCER: The cure for cancer is actually the knowledge of the precise CAUSE OF CANCER. We already know the cures for cancer, mainly prevention and early detection. Also chemotherapy, radiation, surgery and alternative medicine. We also are acutely aware of the roles of carcinogens, environment, heredity and diet. But what is the PRECISE AND SOLE CAUSE OF CANCER? CANCER OCCURS WHEN WE EAT OUR OWN FLESH. (Two very simple examples of eating our own flesh are biting our cuticles or biting our lips.) When a piece of our own flesh is digested, microscopic fragments of our own DNA enter the bloodstream. If a piece of this DNA enters a vulnerable cell, the nucleus of the cell identifies the 'food' as 'self' and this causes a 'circuit' to be blown in the nucleus. When (and if) that cell goes to divide, it does so in a haphazard fashion, dividing into four instead of into two and the mutation continues. There is an interesting correlation to Christianity here. Jesus told us to "take His flesh and eat it." Now he wants us to know not to eat our own flesh in any way because it is deadly.
#3. THE SOLUTION FOR THE ACHIEVEMENT OF WORLD PEACE: This is so simple! According to Jesus, the way to achieve world peace is this: An AMERICAN president has to set a goal for WORLD PEACE BEFORE 2021. (President Kennedy did something similar when he set a goal for the USA to land a man on the moon in the 60's.)
#4. JESUS REVEALED TO FUTURE TO ME: The future will go one of two ways: If world peace is not achieved before 2021 the world will destroy itself. If world peace is achieved before 2021, there will be no more natural disasters.
Jesus appeared to me on March 17, 1984. I was 28 years old at the time. He instructed me to spread His solution for the achievement of world peace and to work towards it. He instructed me to tell people the precise location of Heaven. And he instructed me to share the cure for cancer. BUT He told me NOT TO TELL ANYONE He had appeared to me until after the dawn of the new millennium when at that time I would receive a sign. The sign would be a huge natural disaster. For a brief while I thought the events of September 11, 2001 were the sign that it was OK to tell people that Jesus had appeared to me. However, I knew that Jesus had said it would be a NATURAL DISASTER so I remained silent. Then the tsunamis of December 2004 hit. I realized that it was time for me to come forward. I have been trying to ?go public? since then.
I have decided to go with eBay in an effort to spread the messages of Jesus.. The winner of this auction will be given my hand written journal which tells in detail the messages Jesus revealed to me.. The person who wins this journal will have the right to copy it and distribute it in any way he or she desires.. I will seek no royalties.
GOOD LUCK BIDDING AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU.
And there you have it. We are pleased to report that we gather George Bush has already been talking to Jesus about their shared vision of how to achieve world peace. Since this heaven-sent guidance surely guarantees the eventual success of the US's holy crusade against evil, we advise all readers who wish to live beyond 2021 to stop biting their nails immediately. ®
Bootnote
Ta very much to Daniel Watts for revealing all.
Related stories
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07/12/ebay_cancer_cure/
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12. July 2006 @ 15:53 |
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my mother had both of hers done 6 months apart.
No comment.. ;-)
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12. July 2006 @ 16:41 |
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my mother had both of hers done 6 months apart.
OK, I'll bite and comment.....
I bet they look great.
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12. July 2006 @ 17:33 |
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she had to get her knees done or would have been in a wheel chair 5yrs ago instead now she can walk almost normal & walk longer distance than before operations.
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12. July 2006 @ 18:13 |
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It's just the six months.. Over here they normally either leave it longer between or do both at the same time. I've been waiting 5 years for mine to be fixed, it's been dodgy for 14 years, ever since my bike smash at Farringdon. The stick does have it's uses, I want one of those victorian ones with the big blade hidden in it.
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12. July 2006 @ 18:34 |
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Those canes are actually easy to get; dozens of sites, legitimate sites, sell them. A came very close to buying a victorian cane which came from 1880s London. It was rather ordinary looking but had a 13 inch stiletto which would pop out the bottom from a trigger spring mechanism in the crook of the cane. It was awesome ... and in a city such as mine, probably quite useful! strangely, it was perfectly legal to own in the US as an anitque but it was illegal to use as a weapon LOL! I think only US lawmakers could come up with something that dumb! They wanted just over $600 for it. While I came close, I decided that my money could be better spent.
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12. July 2006 @ 18:39 |
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Bummer they wanted so much for the cane. US lawmakers are definitely an interesting.
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13. July 2006 @ 07:54 |
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Sounds like they are trying to pad thier post count by recycling information.
On another note: I need some signature art. It doesn't need to be the dogs b@@ls, but it should be different. Any suggestions?
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13. July 2006 @ 07:57 |
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a sample..sig pix
or this one
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Not bad. The pile of poo under the bottom pic fits well. Please point me in the direction of the thread, that I'm sure exists somewhere, on how to set-up and use sig pics, quotes and the like. Much appreciated. Thanks.
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13. July 2006 @ 08:18 |
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13. July 2006 @ 10:24 |
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Well, I'm now in a bitchy mood. We've had a lot of layoffs at work and now I'm literally doing the work of four; it now seems as though I've become the staff writer and editor in chief. Feds are coming in a month or so to do a "quality review" (like they'd know quality if it bit them) and to generally make a nuisance of themselves and stick their collective nose where it doesn't belong. Everything done in the office must be put together by subject in narrative.
About a week or two ago, I started getting compliments about my writing skills from all sorts of folks...vice presidents, managers directors and the like. Imagine, after fifteen years in this job, it suddenly occurs to some five people simultaneously that I can write well. I knew they were up to something; when the compliments start to fly here, one can be sure there's a cost. Perhaps a newbie on the job might be taken in but I've been slinging the bull long enough to know when I'm about to become the victim of the same. So guess who gets to write an entire procedure manual for some nosy feds ... your's truly. I was even asked to be "as verbose as your imagination permits"! In short...really sling the sh** Gerry! While I actually like writing and can circumloquate with the best of them, me thinks I'm becoming the center's beast of burden. My friend's soon to be wife always said I was a beast! Well, I think I can at least get a couple of people transfered here for a couple of weeks then lock myself up somewhere and type my black little heart out!
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13. July 2006 @ 10:29 |
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meanie!!!!
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13. July 2006 @ 10:32 |
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ddp and gerry1
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13. July 2006 @ 11:10 |
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@Ireland...thanks for posting the directions for the sigs! I knew they were here somewhere but you saved me from the search. I learnt how to post a pic this week...now I'll learn how to do a sig too. Lordie, I'm so ambitious this week; there must be something wrong with me!
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13. July 2006 @ 11:20 |
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@gerry1, Lay off the caffeine buddy!
Main System- Amd/64 3800x2 currently@ 2.5ghz. Asus A8N-E,win.xp-pro.4x1gb.Ocz platnium ddr 400,Maxtor 40gb.& 250gb.ide & 2x W.D.250 sata,Benq 1650V dvd Reader & Benq DW-1655 Writer,EVGA Geforce 7600gs,Creative Audigy-LS,Antec 750w psu. Vizio 37"hdtv monitor 1360x768@75hz.
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13. July 2006 @ 11:23 |
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get to work gerry!!!
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13. July 2006 @ 11:29 |
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yeah,you heard the boss...get to work.Ooops! Time me to to go now.Damn! Lol!
Main System- Amd/64 3800x2 currently@ 2.5ghz. Asus A8N-E,win.xp-pro.4x1gb.Ocz platnium ddr 400,Maxtor 40gb.& 250gb.ide & 2x W.D.250 sata,Benq 1650V dvd Reader & Benq DW-1655 Writer,EVGA Geforce 7600gs,Creative Audigy-LS,Antec 750w psu. Vizio 37"hdtv monitor 1360x768@75hz.
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13. July 2006 @ 11:32 |
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Thanks for the sig info. I should have a sparkly new sig up any time now. If only work didn't get in the way I'd have it done sooner.
"The only thing worse than work, is having to actually work while you're at work"
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13. July 2006 @ 11:39 |
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Hey Haw (yuk-yuk)...couldn't agree with you more. Employers can be so unreasonable expecting you to work at work.
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