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Lets Paint The Kettle Black,Do You Have A Bitch On Whats Going On Around The Site Or Any Thing Negative To Report
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13. August 2006 @ 09:49 |
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California Drive Exam
For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California Driver's Exam, and for those of you who do, study real hard. This is a new exam. Since driving conditions (and culture) are unique in Los Angeles, you may not have realized that the California Department of Motor Vehicles has now issued a special application and driver's test solely for the Los Angeles Metropolitan Area.
Here it is below:
GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION:
Name:______________ Stage name: ________________
Agent:______________ Attorney:__________________
Sex: ___male ___female ___formerly male ___formerly female ___both
If female, indicate breast implant size: ____
Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes___ No ___
Please list brand of cell phone: ________.
If you don't own a cell phone, please explain:________________________
Please check hair color:
Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde
Teenagers: [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead
Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check all that
apply)
[ ] Eating
[ ] Applying make-up
[ ] Talking on the phone
[ ] Slapping kids in the back-seat
[ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs
[ ] Tanning
[x] Snorting cocaine (already checked for ease of application)
[ ] Watching TV
[ ] Reading Variety
[ ] Surfing the net via laptop
Please indicate how many times:
a) you expect to shoot at other drivers ____
b) how many times you expect to be shot at while driving ____
If you are the victim of a car jacking, you should immediately:
a) Call the police to report the crime
b) Call Channel 4 News to report the crime, then watch your car on the news in a high-speed chase
c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone company for 911 call not going through
d) Call your therapist
e) None of the above (South Central residents only)
In the event of an earthquake, should you:
a) stop your car
b) keep driving and hope for the best
c) immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones
d) pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 4
In the instance of rain, you should:
a) decelerate by 5 mph
b) drive twice as fast as usual
c) you're not sure what "rain" is
Please indicate number of therapy sessions per week: ____.
Are you presently taking any of the following medications?
a) Prozac
b) Zovirax
c) Lithium
d) Zanax
e) Valium
f) Zoloft
If none, please explain: __________________.
Length of daily commute:
a) 1 hour
b) 2 hours
c) 3 hours
d) 4 hours or more
When stopped by police, should you:
a) pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready
b) try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405 Freeway
c) have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit.
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AfterDawn Addict
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13. August 2006 @ 10:03 |
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time for a wee drop of guinness
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guyrus
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13. August 2006 @ 11:12 |
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Jake Moderator
Account closed as per user's own request
now why would this be!!!!!!
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AfterDawn Addict
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13. August 2006 @ 11:20 |
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13. August 2006 @ 13:10 |
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guyrus
i made ye a sig pix,for the reason ye backed me with that nut!!!!!
if ye want it get it hosted..
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13. August 2006 @ 13:36 |
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I backed ye too ireland....no sig necessary. LOL
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13. August 2006 @ 13:41 |
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LOCOENG
i know those all that did help..guyrus was the only one that did not have a sig..
i thank ye...and thank ye all!!!!!!!!!!!
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13. August 2006 @ 13:52 |
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He's afraid of getting banned with a sig that isn't conforming to the site rules....he's tempted to break them....I know yours in conformant though. I'll urge him to use it.
Anyone who knows you would have done the same.
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13. August 2006 @ 13:56 |
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@Ireland, Thats how I pictured guyrus, to look.
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13. August 2006 @ 14:24 |
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ye really ugly LOL
 gif by ireland
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13. August 2006 @ 14:34 |
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gurnard
i made a pix for ye
just kidding
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13. August 2006 @ 14:43 |
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Lol ireland, very nice!
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13. August 2006 @ 14:49 |
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That actually is quite suiting ireland...gurnard and his family.
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13. August 2006 @ 14:57 |
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which one is geoff though..?
[edit] maybe stick a fishing rod in that mauve one's hand, then that could be him :)
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13. August 2006 @ 14:58 |
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GWENDOLIN
removing all the newbies from afterdawn Consoles boards....
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13. August 2006 @ 15:05 |
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Gurnard is the red one, you do know he's shorter than the average fisherman don't you?
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13. August 2006 @ 15:09 |
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oi!
thats my favourate proggy
hullo young Ben
gif by ireland
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13. August 2006 @ 15:12 |
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had to add the fish so ye know which was gurnard
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13. August 2006 @ 15:25 |
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Hullo Geoff, good to see you still around and posting. Shouldn't you be in bed by now though? :) Nighto all
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13. August 2006 @ 15:25 |
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@Ireland, I am too smart to venture into the dreaded Console forums, I get into enough trouble in Nero forum.
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13. August 2006 @ 18:08 |
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I liked it so much I encorporated it into my own sig....I won't leave it because I know it's way too big. Please don't spank me Neph.
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13. August 2006 @ 20:13 |
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my bitch... everyone is freaking leaving, aus left, sp did jan, fiend got banned. wtf is up wiht all the little kids beind dillholes to everyone? i think the console forums just need to be deleted all together, as there are only a few who are not a waste of air.
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ddp
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13. August 2006 @ 20:40 |
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fiend got banned because of his soon to be killed brother. wheels supposedly in motioned to put fiend back on line.
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13. August 2006 @ 21:13 |
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now why would this be!!!!!!
You know how the old addage goes, we will just change it
to suit the current situation.
"You play with lightning.....you are going to get struck."
Plain and simple dont over-step yout boundries or step
on other peoples toes. (Even at a moderator level)
Teach and learn.. (or get burned)...hehe
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guyrus
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14. August 2006 @ 01:46 |
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i have a problem with the freedom of speech angle, fair enough its every ones right but some times people are just to free with that freedom clause in there speech..........
look at all the trouble we can get into ................
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