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26. August 2006 @ 09:47 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
I HAVE A REAL BITCH,I FEEL ALL MEMBERS SHOULD ALSO HAVE A KEY

To the Moderator Lounge and also have a crack at the in house Moderator Lounge gal..

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26. August 2006 @ 10:15 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
OH MY GOD!!! MY EYES!!!... She really shouldn't be wearing clothes that are so tight. Not to ridicule her being fat in general but the fact that if she is gonna be fat she should try to carry it in taste.

And why toilet paper on the outside? Wouldn't it get soggy in the rain?




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26. August 2006 @ 10:16 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
i aint got nowt to bitch about right now,so here's a joke to lighten things up

there are 3 balloons living in a house....daddy balloon,mummy balloon and baby balloon

every night the baby balloon wakes up,and gets in mom and dads bed,and one night enough was enough

daddy balloon says to the baby balloon..."this cant go on son,you must not keep getting in our bed,your old enough now,so stay in your own bed".
daddy balloon puts the baby balloon back into bed,and shuts the door,and goes back to bed.
daddy balloon has an idea that he thinks will stop baby balloon getting into there bed..he decides to tuck himself and mummy balloon in bed so tight,there will be no room for baby balloon,.... if he wakes again and tries to get in.

an hour passes,and soon enough baby balloon wakes,and makes way to mummy and daddy balloons bed
he attempts to get in,but finds he cant because the sheets are so tight.
he then decides to let a bit of air out of daddy,to see if he can then fit inside...no good though,still to tight.
so he lets a bit of air out of mummy..again,still too tight.

he thinks to himself,i cant let anymore air out of mommy and daddy,cause it might wake them,so he decides to let some air out of himself.
he preceeds to do so,and then tries to get in the bed again..this time success,he can fit

all this commotion has woken mommy amd daddy balloon though,and daddy balloon is furiuos.
he says "i am very disappointed son,you have let me down,you have let your mom down,but most importantly of all,you have let yourself down"



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26. August 2006 @ 10:21 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
@estuansis

I see your ride is a cargo van. Now that is really saving on energy. Practice what you preach. Get a F$*king bike or walk. Me, I'll continue to drive. LMAO


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26. August 2006 @ 10:46 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Dude, I don't get your joke. It wasn't even funny.
my bitch, My T.V doesn't have 1080p!!!!!!!!!!
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26. August 2006 @ 10:52 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
@BlivetNC...When I was a kid of ten or eleven, we had one of these ancient gas stoves which didn't have a pilot; you'd have to strike one of these wooden kitchen matches to light the burner. One day, I lit the burner, put the match out by dipping it in the sink which was full of dishwater and threw it in the trash. My mom went immediately ballistic yelling and screaming that I was going to burn the house down. I looked at my mom and said "but I put the match out in the water". And she yelled, "Yeah, but it was HOT water"!

I looked at my dad really quizzically and I still remember this pleading look in his eye which sort of said "Please don't say a friggin'word!" LOL!

My mom was a very practical and pragmatic woman and to this day, when I'm now 54, I still think about that laughingly and wonder whatever made her say something so freakin' dumb! LOL!
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26. August 2006 @ 11:06 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
You didn't drive here insane did you Gerry? My Mom always swore we we driving here insane.


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26. August 2006 @ 11:36 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
@rihgt682 - what did you do wrong young man, Neph and me were giving you info on our LCD tv's back in February in the "where i'm sat" thread



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26. August 2006 @ 12:05 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Doesn't anyone read what i say? @creaky go to page 13 on "where i'm sat" thread. It says i sold my samsung t.v and i got a new t.v same 32inch. I"m also going to post my dvd player on that thread. I don't think i never did.
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26. August 2006 @ 12:08 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
i didn't remember what you said in that thread but remembered it was in February and we'd discussed it

lol bitch lol bitch lol bitch



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26. August 2006 @ 12:11 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
The thing is that the picture quilty is Almost the same with samsung. I'm so glad i sold it to my friend. Saved more than $500.
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27. August 2006 @ 01:37 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Hey guys,
Have a read of this you'll be glad you did.(Got this in an email today).It takes about 37 secs to read and will make you feel better.
I would have posted this in the "Unbitching" thread................... but we don't have one!!!LOL!!!



'Mirrors reflect what's on the outside, our imagination reflects us.'

A great note for all to read it will take just 37 seconds to read this and
change your thinking.

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was
allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the
fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other
man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on
end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their
involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.

Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he
would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could
see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those
one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all
the activity and colour of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on
the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm
in arm amidst flowers of every colour and a fine view of the city skyline
could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man on
the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque
scene.

One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing by.
Although the other man couldn't hear the band - he could see it. In his
mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive
words.

Days and weeks passed. One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water
for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window,
who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the
hospital attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved
next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after
making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first
look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the
window beside the bed.

It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his
deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this
window. The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see
the wall. She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you."

Epilogue:

There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own
situations. Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is
doubled.

If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money
can't buy.

"Today is a gift, that's why it is called the present."

P.S...........Creaky..........,Peace brother.



If the facts dont fit the theory, change the facts." -- Albert Einstein

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27. August 2006 @ 05:57 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
@gerry1

Where the hell have you been? Glad to see you posting again.


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27. August 2006 @ 11:34 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
@crowy
where did you get that? Got anymore?
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27. August 2006 @ 11:42 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
That was good bro. Thanks for that, its nice to read something uplifitng like that once in a while.

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27. August 2006 @ 11:53 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
@rihgt682
your not german by any chance?

:)



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27. August 2006 @ 12:15 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
crowy, i was think the other day we need to start another thread on the positive side of life/things instead of just a negative gloom and doom thread. good post

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27. August 2006 @ 12:53 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Why? DO i bitch to much?
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27. August 2006 @ 13:02 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
@rihgt682
never mind boss. :)
you have to be english i suppose to understand the english sense of humour.



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27. August 2006 @ 13:25 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
lol?.???...
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27. August 2006 @ 13:30 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
The Gift

A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.

He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself.

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral services are pending.
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27. August 2006 @ 15:27 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
@rihgt682,
It was forwarded to me from a friend of mine.
If I get any more I'll post them here.

@aabbccdd,could be a good idea you have there.
Glad you guys enjoyed it as much as me.



If the facts dont fit the theory, change the facts." -- Albert Einstein

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27. August 2006 @ 15:36 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
crowy, i started one and used your post to start it off , hope you dont mind , thanks


http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/386611

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27. August 2006 @ 15:41 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
@aabbccdd,
No problems Buddy.



If the facts dont fit the theory, change the facts." -- Albert Einstein
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27. August 2006 @ 19:53 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
@ Nephilim...

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I HAVE A REAL BITCH,I FEEL ALL MEMBERS SHOULD ALSO HAVE A KEY

To the Moderator Lounge and also have a crack at the in house Moderator Lounge gal..
What is Meyer doing standing outside of the moderator lounge? Should Oscar and Meyer be able to share a stool?

renovation may be required but I'd think this should be taken care of immediately if not sooner.

regor



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