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[quote]I was up studding for 5 finals last night...

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Originally posted by Domreis:

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I was up studding for 5 finals last night...

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Originally posted by garmoon:

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Who were the five lucky ladies who were "studding up" with you or were you "studding up" alone? That could have explained the fatigue and drool on keyboard. LMAO J/K

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Isaac Newton saw end of world in 2060 Discussion at PhysOrgForum
Renowned British scientist Sir Isaac Newton, the father of modern physics and astronomy, predicted the world would end in 2060 in a 1704 letter that went on show in Jerusalem on Sunday.
A famed rationalist, who secured a royal exemption from the ordination in the Church of England that was normally expected of academics of his day so he would not have to follow its teachings, Newton nonetheless based his prediction on a Biblical text.

Working from verses in the Book of Daniel, the elaborator of the classical laws of gravity, motion and optics argued that the world would end 1,260 years after the foundation of the Holy Roman Empire in western Europe in 800 AD.

The letter, on show at Jerusalem's Hebrew University as part of an exhibition entitled "Newton's Secrets", is part of an array of papers of the British scientist bequeathed to the institution by a wealthy collector of scientific manuscripts.

The university said it was the first time the letter had been put on public show since 1969.

Newton's late 17th century work at Cambridge University was the foundation stone of modern science until the discovery of relativity and quantum mechanics in the last century.

But it has long been known that the ground-breaking physicist from Grantham, England, also took a keen interest in superstitions of his day that have long since fallen foul of modern science.

Newton spent four years in the 1670s preparing a work on alchemy, the notion that base metals can be turned into gold.

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New Linux Version - Open Letter To Bill Gates And Microsoft

Dear Bill and the boys & girls at Microsoft,

I just wanted to let you know that I will be introducing a new version of Linux that I will be calling RonLinuxOS1.0 and that I will be distributing it for free to the entire world. My target release date is June 29, 2007. I know that is when Apple just happens to be releasing their new iPhone. But let me assure you that this is just a coincidence. No harm, no foul.

I have already signed up one pizza joint and one laundromat, that will be using my distribution, which should just go to show you how fast my release is taking off. I already have stamped out 5 billion CDs of my distribution and currently have them stuffed into mailers ready to be distributed for free.

My Linux distribution will only include free open source products and will be totally void of any and all Microsoft products. My distribution will also violate all 235 of your patents. But I have checked with my cousin Ralph who has almost passed his bar exam for becoming a lawyer and he has informed me ?why worry?? That I have ?nothing to fear but fear itself?, which sounds vaguely familiar to me.

So here is the bottom line Bill. For a few million bucks I will be happy to drop my distro. completely. Heck, I?ll even send you a free CD for you and the misses to play with. I accept cash, credit cards, bottle caps, baseball cards, anything of value in exchange for keeping my version out of the hands of the millions of folks who are waiting its release.

To keep this transaction above board please contact my cousin Ralph so a deal can be negotiated. He can be reached at:

Mr. Ralph , #1162763, C/O of San Quentin Prison, Cell Block C, San Quentin, CA., 94964

TIA?
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A man goes to his physician and is shocked to find that he has been replaced by a super-computer. The computer asks him his ailments and the man says he has a sore elbow. A drawer pops out and he is asked to urinate in it. After a few bleeps and flashing lights the computer decides he has tennis elbow.

The man is annoyed and decides to get one over on this machine so he asks his wife for a urine sample. He then mixes this with urine from his dog and his small son and to top it off, adds some of his sperm. He takes it to the computer-physician who again asks him for a sample. He places the urine/sperm sample in the drawer and the computer makes its usual display of bleeps and flashes before telling him that his wife is pregnant, his dog has rabies, his son has chicken pox and if he doesn't stop masturbating he'll never get rid of his tennis elbow.

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Originally posted by rihgt682:

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It sure sucks being a single. Every girl is taken by someone. :(

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Remember, fishing involves using the right bait. Build a good life for yourself and they'll flock to your boat. Take care of your schooling, your carreer, your spiritual life, and your health and you'll be amazed at what comes running out of the woodwork after you.

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Remember, fishing involves using the right bait. Build a good life for yourself and they'll flock to your boat. Take care of your schooling, your carreer, your spiritual life, and your health and you'll be amazed at what comes running out of the woodwork after you.

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Snakehead Found In Green Beans Can
June 14, 2007

PHILADELPHIA -- A local family had a disturbing discovery at its dinner table Wednesday night. Earl Hartman, of South Philadelphia, said it started at a Pathmark supermarket store with a can of green beans and ended in his kitchen. "I'll never eat green beans again, I'll tell you that", Hartman said.

Even the Jolly Green Giant might think twice about changing his diet if he found a snakehead in his beans.

Hartman said he found it between the chicken breast and buttered noodles he was serving for dinner Wednesday night and that it came out of the green beans can.

"When I sat down, I noticed something didn?t look right. It didn't loot like a green bean", he said. (ed.- duh!, I guess it looked okay in the pot though?)

Hartman said he called the Pathmark where he bought the beans and Thursday received a call from Seneca Foods in upstate New York, where the vegetables were canned.

"The company said that they have an automated sorting and sometimes things like this happen. I asked about the rest of the body and he told me that it was probably kicked out by the sorter, but they're not sure", he said.

Of course there are places in the world where they might not have thrown out the green beans and considered the snake a delicacy, but South Philadelphia doesn't happen to be one of them.

"I want people to know and to be aware what may be in your food before you eat it. Just check it out", he said.

Hartman said he doesn't intend to sue and said that Seneca Foods told him it is sending him some sort of container to ship the snakehead back to them so they can investigate.

The manager at Pathmark was not permitted to comment.

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What size hooks do these fish like?
Lmao

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