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23. May 2006 @ 09:38 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Hmmm, I've always been into older women. When I was 12 i was with 15-16 year olds. (twas mostly harmless.. I looked much older than i was up untill about now.) Im 19 now and I'm with a 22 year old. lol. was really cool a year ago cause getting smokes and stuff was super easy for me. :)
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23. May 2006 @ 09:52 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
THAT START YOUNG AT WORK,
Work Ethics


This is truly a heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers. This makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot.

They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a dollar. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the dollar pay she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account in her name.

When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with a crew building a house."

"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl innocently replied, "I will if those useless sons-a-bitches at Lowe's ever bring us any drywall that's worth a sh@t!"
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23. May 2006 @ 11:37 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
lol, most the peeps i know, go with older gilrs because the sex is better. lol. Never heard if getting Cigarettes, lol.

Arsenal! =D
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23. May 2006 @ 12:51 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
A Woman's Perfect Breakfast

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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23. May 2006 @ 14:33 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Good one ireland!

Men Are Just Happier People ...


What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate
is
just another snack. You can be President. You can never get pregnant. You
can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Heck, you can wear NO shirt to a
water park.



Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never
>have
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Same
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>$100.00. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The
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but
>practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
>One
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> >
> > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your
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> >
> > Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle
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23. May 2006 @ 16:18 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Ya, I guess the only bad part about being a guy is having to put up with the women. lol..... I envy gay guys sometimes.
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24. May 2006 @ 04:15 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Envy Gay guys????

Ever hear a lover's quarrel between to men? One involving a custody dispute over the gerbil? Somehow the words "Monster" and "Love Muffin" should never be overheard in the same sentence by any english speaking heterosexual male. Managing a restaurant exposes one to the unseen side of human nature which is indeed unnatural. Give me a room full of PMS queens anyday. My 2¢ worth.


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