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PASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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6. November 2006 @ 22:24 |
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I passed my driving test yesterday and it feels great :D just wanted to tell all my fellow AD'ers (lol) some of you know me.
But may as well start a question going and the question is:
How many minor faults did you get on your driving tests? (if you have taken one)
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6. November 2006 @ 23:19 |
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great to here man i dying to go for mine still got 5 months :( congrats again
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Auslander
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7. November 2006 @ 07:09 |
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i don't really remember, though i do remember that i had some severe penalties for not looking at my mirrors enough. i guess the testing officer didn't realize that in the mini-car i was driving then, the mirrors were easily visible out of my eyes without even moving my head. >.< passed first time, though.
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gerry1
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7. November 2006 @ 08:42 |
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@Rickster0...congratulations! When my dad was teaching me to drive, I put his 1959 chevy up a phone pole which was a serious improvement; damn that was an ugly car LOL!
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Auslander
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7. November 2006 @ 09:23 |
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i think putting my sister into a telephone poll at similar speeds would yield similar results. :-)
but then you got that classic 'stang, ger. be grateful! XD
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7. November 2006 @ 10:27 |
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haha, congrats rickster.
@Gerry and Aus
HAHAHAHAAHAHH!! i love you guys.. Almost as much as i love ireland XD. AHAHA... man. aD is still as good as it always will be if you people stay.
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Auslander
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7. November 2006 @ 11:54 |
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i think gerry would allow me to speak for him when i say he and i aim to please and have no plans of leaving soon.
...well, unless another moron pisses me off. then i'll B&M until the sky falls and say i'm going to disappear for a month (cough again cough) and come back a few days later.
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7. November 2006 @ 12:01 |
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So. California Driver's license application
So. California Driver's license application
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1998 15:40:09 -0500
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION:
Name: _________________________________________
Address: ______________________________________
Gang Affiliations: ____________________________
Stage name: ___________________________________
Agent: ________________________________________
Attorney: _____________________________________
Sex: [ ] male
[ ] formerly male
[ ] both
[ ] female
[ ] formerly female
[ ] sometimes
If female, indicate breast implant size: ____
Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? [ ] Yes [ ] No
Occupation:
[ ] Lawyer
[ ] Actor/Waiter
[ ] Filmmaker/Self-employed
[ ] Writer
[ ] Car Dealer
[ ] Panhandler
[ ] Agent
[ ] Hooker/Transvestite
[ ] Other; please explain: ______________
Please list: Brand of cell phone: ________________.
(If you don't own a cell phone, please explain.)
Please check hair color:
Females:
[ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde
Teenagers:
[ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead
Men:
Please list shade of hairplugs: ___________
Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check all that apply)
[ ] Eating a wrap
[ ] Applying make-up
[ ] Talking on the phone
[ ] Having sex
[ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs
[ ] Tanning
[ ] Snorting cocaine
[ ] Watching TV
[ ] Reading Variety
[ ] Surfing the net via laptop
Please indicate how many times you:
a) expect to shoot at other drivers: ________
b) expect to be shot at while driving: ________
Please indicate if you drive:
a) a Beemer,
b) a Lexus,
c) a Mercedes,
d) a Cabriolet.
If your answer is D, please add six to eight weeks to normal delivery time for your driver's license.
Please indicate number of therapy sessions per week: ____.
Are you presently taking any of the following medications?
a) Prozac;
b) Zovirax;
c) Lithium;
d) Zantax.
e) If none, please explain: __________________.
Length of daily commute:
a) 1 hour
b) 2 hours
c) 3 hours
d) 4 hours or more.
Sample Exam Questions:
In the event of an earthquake, you should:
a) stop your car
b) keep driving and hope for the best
c) immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones
d) pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 4
In the instance of rain, you should:
a) never drive over 5 MPH
b) drive twice as fast as usual
c) you're not sure what "rain" is
If you are the victim of a car-jacking, you should immediately:
a) Call the police to report the crime;
b) Call Channel 4 News to report the crime, then watch your car on the news on a high-speed chase;
c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone company for 911 call not going through;
d) Call your therapist;
e) None of the above (South Central resident).
When stopped by police, you should:
a) pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready
b) try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405
c) have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack
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7. November 2006 @ 12:07 |
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Redneck Driver's License Application
Last name: ________________
(Check appropriate box)
First name: First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician
Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: __________________________
2nd Lover's Name: __________________________
Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet
Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___
Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)
Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck ____ kitchen
____ bedroom ____ bathroom
____ shed
Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_
Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun
___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable
How many teeth? ___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man
How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know
New driver's license
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father.
"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."
Dumb Criminals: Driver's License
Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
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7. November 2006 @ 12:36 |
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I remember when I took drivers training years ago. It was free at that time. Now my son is going to take drivers training and it cost $300 for it.
I do remember tho on the final drive test my drivers trainer fell asleep while doing my 3hr test on the highway. Did pretty good on my written test as well.
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7. November 2006 @ 12:46 |
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3 hour test? holy christ....mine was 15 minutes, end to end.
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7. November 2006 @ 14:16 |
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Actually it was 1Hr for me and 1HR for the 2 other students that was in my group. We had groups of 3 and each drove 1hr. But yeah it was funny when he fell asleep.
I also remember 1 time when we worked with another group and was out in the country practicing passing each other. Some van drove into the oncoming lane while we where doing it playing chicken with the other groups car. I wanted so bad to do a U-turn and run the guy down but I was afraid of getting a bad mark for the U-Turn. lol
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8. November 2006 @ 14:24 |
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Wow went abit off subject lol but oh well
Thanks people for your congrats
Have been out and about alot and it feels great to not have to wait for a bus lol
Its a lovely car to drive also and i am having so much fun in it :D
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8. November 2006 @ 19:47 |
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I didn't stop at a red light(right turn), but he/the instructor passed me anway. Said he seen it, but was half asleep so didn't mark it. Think I had 2 other mistakes: one for "lane choice" and "speed". (speedometer was off, I swear :)
Originally posted by ireland:
Redneck Driver's License Application...
Thank you for the laugh today, I very much needed that.
Originally posted by Rickster0:
... i am having so much fun in it
Drive safely, but fast :) I hate slow drivers ...and congrats.
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9. November 2006 @ 13:42 |
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i am not boasting but i am a good driver :)
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Auslander
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9. November 2006 @ 13:48 |
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you may be a cautious and safe driver, but you are not a good driver yet. that takes a lot of experience, and, in my lil ol' opinion, specialized training in specialist maneuvers. not trying to knock you down, but just don't get cocky. when you realize how horrible it is to be completely out of control with thousands of pounds of metal and plastic around you on a course for annihilation, it will be too late.
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9. November 2006 @ 15:08 |
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i fully understand what it takes to be safe and i don't speed around and have had no problems with other drivers and other drivers have had no problems with me :)
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