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***People with no lives Support thread**
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11. July 2008 @ 00:50 |
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Well Trip, you can make me dinner if you wish, but there is no way I am going to give you a kiss goodnight! :puke:
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varnull
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11. July 2008 @ 00:58 |
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Hey.. you did call her a "fat ass" /quote. I bet she weighs in considerably less than you (unless she IS a fat ass..)
Now the cat I don't understand, unless it laid a couple of "eggs" in there.. surely it has a voice? It can make it's presence known when locked in?
As for the "obnoxious cousins"... start making out that you wouldn't mind getting off with them.. assuming female.. that should get them well away from marriage drunkenness possibilities.. If male just ban the rednecks.. easy way to keep rednecks out? put beer and possum stew on the back porch.. That keeps them at bay for hours. You will need a vast amount of beer to ensure unconsciousness for the required time for the ceremony and the hasty exit ;) But we all know.. redneck+limitless beer=much snoring... hehehe
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11. July 2008 @ 01:19 |
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Jesus Jan I love you, your posts always make me smile!
1) 5'2" 113, I know for a fact because she constantly weighs herself.
2) Her cat is the most annoying, devilish piece of crap ever created. That piece of sh!t has completely destroyed my right arm, scratches all over the place. Her "cute" cat usually sleeps in my parents room (jesus yes, we live with my parents), so she thought the cat was in there....nope. He was shuddering in a corner, in the rather small closet (6 hours, now what)!
3) 3 cousins, 15, 16, and 18. All total pieces of crap, the type that like replaying 2 girls 1 cup time over time. Now ya get me?
I swear Jan, if you were in the states, I would buy you a plane ticket so you could attend the ceremony. I know comedy would for sure ensue!
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ddp
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11. July 2008 @ 01:33 |
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or ww3.
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varnull
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11. July 2008 @ 01:38 |
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Nah.. comedy.. I prefer a good funeral to a wedding any day. No chance of a rematch see?
Teenagers.. the beer plan is on then?
That damn cat.. stick your foot right up it's bum and kick the ---- to kingdom come.. then see if it comes back. Slug pellets work well ;)
Am I the only person on the planet who hasn't seen this 2 girls 1 cup thing whatever it is? I can guess what it is about.. I get quite a lot of russian and german stuff to transcode :(
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11. July 2008 @ 02:04 |
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I just got Rick Roll'd...and to think I said I love you :(
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varnull
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11. July 2008 @ 02:19 |
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hehehehe.. and you were hoping for what from the link?
Gotcha Oscar in the post XD... ohhh the humanity!
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11. July 2008 @ 07:15 |
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@svstang i feel sorry for you. no enormous delight once in a while = depression for me
why do women think that we should stick to conjugal roles?
i like cooking and sometimes cleaning but she hates me doing it
i thought its every woman's dream to have a man that helps around the house?
Ayame, i live for you xxx even though the sight may fade the feelings shall always remain
Ayame, i owe you my life but thats all i have to give to you as you already have my love and my heart
forever yours Joe xxxxx
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11. July 2008 @ 07:50 |
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@stang
Hire a maid-cook live-in and a hooker every once in a while; you'll come out a lot richer in the end! LMAO. Good luck.
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varnull
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11. July 2008 @ 08:23 |
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Originally posted by garmoon:
@stang
Hire a maid-cook live-in and a hooker every once in a while; you'll come out a lot richer in the end! LMAO. Good luck.
Knowing you got exactly what you paid for.. crabs and all?
How about the services we provide that you can't pay for? Those week long sulks that have no apparent cause or reason. The constant moaning about you drinking all weekend with your pals. Hiding the TV remote when Riki Lake is due to start.. Y'know.. the sure signs that you are in a relationship that is built on solid foundations.
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11. July 2008 @ 09:21 |
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Damm after reading this post, I guess I'm not the only one with no life. LOL
Get up goto to work, do a little work around the house, read a bit, watch some movies and waste a shit load of time talking to a couple clowns on Aim called Trippy and Goodswipe.
O well off to the hardware store for some rope and 500lb capacity tackle block.:-)
P.S. For the love of God Stang don't kiss trippy, he'll follow you like a lost puppy.
20 Years ago I saw you yesterday, Youre looking at the picture now.
We Are, What We Are - Sepultura
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tripplite
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11. July 2008 @ 10:00 |
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you forgot to mention the part where you build an igloo...and then have rough sex with several polar bears.......freak'en Canadians..... their always leaving something out of the picture.....
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goodswipe
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11. July 2008 @ 10:42 |
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Originally posted by svtstang:
Lol garmoon :)
The thing is, and it is a biggie, she deals with my crap! I can be quite an ornery arse from time to time, not a lot of people have the level of patience that she has. I just write off things like this to "that time of the month!!" Guess it is fair. :p
Oh yeah, she is cute and does not mind cooking!! +1
Dude, I know exactly what you are talking about. I have no idea how my girlfriend puts up with my shit. She's definitely a keeper, just for that reason. We plan on getting married some time soon, not to sure when though.
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11. July 2008 @ 10:50 |
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Originally posted by tripplite:
you forgot to mention the part where you build an igloo...and then have rough sex with several polar bears.......freak'en Canadians..... their always leaving something out of the picture.....
O yeah, damm how could I forget.
There's nothing better than cuddling with a polar bear after the deed is done, they are all soft and furry.
As for the igloo, we found out about something called wood about a week ago, we're going to try and start building stuff with it, I'll let you know how it goes.
Hey trippy we're down to two feet of snow now. >.<
20 Years ago I saw you yesterday, Youre looking at the picture now.
We Are, What We Are - Sepultura
Say what you want, Time will always tell the truth.
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tripplite
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11. July 2008 @ 11:21 |
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heretic!!!! thats impossible....the Canadian empire had a spell put on it over a 1000 years ago banishing it and its French inhibiter's to live for ever in a land of snow....let global warming come you shall still be
frozen Frenchy's!!
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11. July 2008 @ 11:53 |
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I'd love to visit Canada, i think it sounds really cool. It's definitely on my list of top ten places to visit, along with Australia, New Zealand, Peru, Tibet, India, Greece, Thailand, Japan and maybe Russia!
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goodswipe
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11. July 2008 @ 12:13 |
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I want to go to Budapest! Lovely women there!
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11. July 2008 @ 12:27 |
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@Icanbe
Send all that snow down here. It's going to be 95 deg today with about 80% humidity. It would melt in less than a day. We have such a warm moist climate here. The Gulf pump is on now till Sept. LMAO should be SweatingMAO. You can't get into your car before you start sweating and that continues cause it's 130 in the car.
@Varnull
what can I say, you keep me laughing, as does my wife, but I still don't have a life either.
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11. July 2008 @ 12:32 |
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Originally posted by goodswipe:
Dude, I know exactly what you are talking about. I have no idea how my girlfriend puts up with my shit. She's definitely a keeper, just for that reason. We plan on getting married some time soon, not to sure when though.
If you're getting married soon, why would you pick where to go on the basis of what the women are like?! lol!
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ddp
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11. July 2008 @ 12:40 |
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tripp, we are not all frenchies in canada as i'm a mongrol, part french canadian, part english, part irish, part texan & possibly part north american indian.
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11. July 2008 @ 12:44 |
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@Evastar
Come on up, I'll give you a place to stay.
@Garmoon
I'll send down a truck load FEDEX rush for tommorrow
@ddp
Thank you.
20 Years ago I saw you yesterday, Youre looking at the picture now.
We Are, What We Are - Sepultura
Say what you want, Time will always tell the truth.
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varnull
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11. July 2008 @ 13:02 |
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I wonder which part is French_Canadian.. and can it be amputated?
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11. July 2008 @ 13:34 |
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Originally posted by ddp:
tripp, we are not all frenchies in canada as i'm a mongrol, part french canadian, part english, part irish, part texan & possibly part north american indian.
Possibly part north american indian? That sounds really interesting! If i ever visit america, it'll be to see the indians.
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ddp
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11. July 2008 @ 13:39 |
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supposedly on my father's mother's side but doubt it.
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11. July 2008 @ 13:53 |
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@Garmoon Our humidity this side of the Gulf finally went under 75% for the first time since end of may. It's gonna be bad this summer.
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