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Japanese man marries virtual video game character
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article published on 25 November, 2009
In the latest "WTF"-type news, BoingBoing is reporting that a Japanese man, who goes by the name Sal9000, has married his virtual video game character Nene Anegasaki, from the DS game "Love Plus."
The wedding took place at the Tokyo Institute of Technology, and had a real priest, real audience, and a slideshow of the happy couple's favorite memories.
The event was posted on Japan's ... [ read the full article ]
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27. November 2009 @ 00:23 |
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Originally posted by Mysttic:
I am just baffled by this... I mean, marriage usually means you have to consummate :
?verb (used with object)
1. to bring to a state of perfection; fulfill.
2. to complete (an arrangement, agreement, or the like) by a pledge or the signing of a contract: The company consummated its deal to buy a smaller firm.
3. to complete (the union of a marriage) by the first marital sexual intercourse
Well he has the first 2 down, but the last... 2 out of 3 ain't bad, but that poor DS screen..... Monkey tossing over it, would that even count? Or does he try to insert in the head jack... Surely this will be the blunt of jokes for many weeks.
GBA slot.
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27. November 2009 @ 10:39 |
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"allow me to introduce you to my wife...oh shit! battery is low..after shes reachrged then..care for a drink?"
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27. November 2009 @ 16:00 |
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mysttic:
I am just baffled by this... I mean, marriage usually means you have to consummate :
?verb (used with object)
1. to bring to a state of perfection; fulfill.
2. to complete (an arrangement, agreement, or the like) by a pledge or the signing of a contract: The company consummated its deal to buy a smaller firm.
3. to complete (the union of a marriage) by the first marital sexual intercourse
Well he has the first 2 down, but the last... 2 out of 3 ain't bad, but that poor DS screen..... Monkey tossing over it, would that even count? Or does he try to insert in the head jack... Surely this will be the blunt of jokes for many weeks.
GBA slot.
LMMFAO!!! And he's asian too!! Funniest sh$te I've heard all month!!!
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27. November 2009 @ 16:11 |
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Originally posted by DXR88:
i laughed, i think its funny. i mean hell any one that's ever been to comic-con knows how Fked up some of the people are.
my friends took me, ill never go again not with out a real sword...
Totally agree w/you man, I would want to defend myself and trust no one. Did anyone find if he suffers from any "mental distress" of some sort? If so, that would explain it. Don't get me wrong, I know that people in Japan do some strange and bizarre things, but damn a virtual character? That's like me marrying the beach babes on DOA volleyball. Not going to happen, ever . . . - BLUEBOY
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joeroni
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27. November 2009 @ 19:22 |
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I may be called older but now I think I have seen it all. LOL.
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27. November 2009 @ 19:33 |
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Is he making what i think he is in the sand?
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eLeCTR0n
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27. November 2009 @ 20:25 |
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lol
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27. November 2009 @ 22:29 |
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Poor guy had her saved on an unauthorized memory chip... Now she's gone!
Ba dum bump...
Well, at least it's not a "gay" marriage!
Ba dum bump...
I'm not sure how you qualify someone marrying a bunch of 1's and 0's as being better than gay marriage. At least with gay marriage it involves a real life person but I digress as this devolves into politics and religion which is against board rules. Just confounds me at some peoples reasoning skills
Maybe you missed the drum beat... ??? as in ... the punchline of a joke...
It just confounds me how some people can be so serious on a website...
But, I must go now. I've got to get back to my sim family. My wife is expecting and our teenage daughter is considering changing from "friend" to "romantic" with Joe Bob from down the sim street and I've got to put the fear of God into him.
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28. November 2009 @ 05:10 |
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Unfortunately, his parents were unable to attend due to embarasement...
Priest: "Do you take this video game to love, hold, and care for, so long as her battery lasts?"
Psychotic nerd: "I do"
This must be a very expensive game...as soon as the next version comes out, he will have to divorce her and give nintendo half his stuff.
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30. November 2009 @ 08:31 |
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hahahaha... lol.... I got a feling that i should persue my marriage with Sakura in Naruto
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1. December 2009 @ 02:44 |
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Originally posted by XLR83r:
hahahaha... lol.... I got a feling that i should persue my marriage with Sakura in Naruto
I bet they would let you do it in Vegas. Just in case it does work for taxes, I call Misa Amane.
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2. December 2009 @ 03:49 |
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God, I'd hate to know how they consummated their marriage.
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2. December 2009 @ 05:15 |
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Originally posted by chris4160:
God, I'd hate to know how they consummated their marriage.
He's japanese; he probably used the headphone jack!
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5. December 2009 @ 16:58 |
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Originally posted by KillerBug:
Originally posted by chris4160:
God, I'd hate to know how they consummated their marriage.
He's japanese; he probably used the headphone jack!
Nice one. Just make sure the power is off. Don't want any short circuiting to happen.
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