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'Ninja' smashes car through Apple Store, escapes
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article published on 3 June, 2011
In what amounted to little more than a botched robbery attempt, a man dressed in a white shirt and a white hooded mask crashed a stolen car through the front of an Apple Store in Greensboro, North Carolina.
A security guard described the man as white, and wearing a full "white ninja suit."
Nothing was taken from the store after the crash, and the guard says the ninja vanished from ... [ read the full article ]
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3. June 2011 @ 16:33 |
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lol, Nice
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3. June 2011 @ 16:48 |
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sweet~ we should smash all apple stores lol
Being nice always has its own consequences
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KSib
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3. June 2011 @ 16:55 |
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What makes anyone assume it was a robbery?
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navi1199
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3. June 2011 @ 17:11 |
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Originally posted by KSib:
What makes anyone assume it was a robbery?
The fact that he was wearing a ninja suit makes it an robbery if he was wearing a turban it would be a failed bombing attempt.
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KSib
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3. June 2011 @ 17:16 |
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I just can't imagine thinking to throw on a ninja suit, but not thinking enough to try and take something from the store. I dunno. That doesn't make sense to me unless he or she was just that stupid.
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3. June 2011 @ 17:29 |
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So was he another zealot like the BBC thought too? I mean this is almost like the blog I wrote... LINK!
I mean... I made this stuff up... Crap! I only had, what? a whopping 200 readers? I mean send up the balloons...
This is just too funny! And in South Carolina... Gotta love our rednecks...
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3. June 2011 @ 17:40 |
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hell yea! Take some more out
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solamf30
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3. June 2011 @ 18:35 |
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Maybe he didn't have a kidney to sell for an ipad
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3. June 2011 @ 20:33 |
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at least this ninja is good at disappearing. Now he needs to work on his driving skills.
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3. June 2011 @ 21:17 |
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What makes this a robbery is the car used to smash into the store was stolen
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3. June 2011 @ 23:08 |
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i dont understand...he could've sold the car to some sucka' and used the money to buy an ipad. Not pretend to be a ninja...i gotta admit that'd be a great rush to run from security like that.
"Cable thief is a victimless crime."
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4. June 2011 @ 00:32 |
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Originally posted by navi1199:
Originally posted by KSib:
What makes anyone assume it was a robbery?
The fact that he was wearing a ninja suit makes it an robbery if he was wearing a turban it would be a failed bombing attempt.
Wouldn't that in fact make it a failed assasination attempt?
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4. June 2011 @ 01:06 |
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The only person in the store was the security guard; I don't think that it was an assassination attempt.
This guy should get a job as a medical specimen; I am sure scientists would love to figure out how his heart keeps beating when he has no brain whatsoever.
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4. June 2011 @ 01:09 |
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maybe his only goal was to cause damage to Apple owned Property, in which case he succeeded at doing.
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4. June 2011 @ 03:53 |
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Originally posted by DXR88:
maybe his only goal was to cause damage to Apple owned Property, in which case he succeeded at doing.
He should have used one of Steve's cars...a heavy Bentley would have done a lot more damage, and Steve would have felt the blow personally.
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4. June 2011 @ 03:57 |
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maybe he was testing security.crash a car through the store window and make sure you can get away without being caught.now he knows he can get in and out of the store without being caught next time he might steal something.
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4. June 2011 @ 04:02 |
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Originally posted by KillerBug:
Originally posted by DXR88:
maybe his only goal was to cause damage to Apple owned Property, in which case he succeeded at doing.
He should have used one of Steve's cars...a heavy Bentley would have done a lot more damage, and Steve would have felt the blow personally.
A dying man could probably careless about his Bentley's right now, besides after a couple of chemo sessions the only thing he's feeling is the burn and the porcelain of a toilet.
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4. June 2011 @ 05:51 |
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Stop talking like that...you are making me think cancer is a good thing. 8)
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4. June 2011 @ 10:53 |
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Originally posted by louispq:
Originally posted by navi1199:
Originally posted by KSib:
What makes anyone assume it was a robbery?
The fact that he was wearing a ninja suit makes it an robbery if he was wearing a turban it would be a failed bombing attempt.
Wouldn't that in fact make it a failed assasination attempt?
You have to have a certain amount of acquired wealth for it to be an assassination... Which begs the question...
How much money do you have to make before an "attempted murder" becomes "attempted assassination"?
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4. June 2011 @ 11:56 |
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Originally posted by LordRuss:
Originally posted by louispq:
Originally posted by navi1199:
Originally posted by KSib:
What makes anyone assume it was a robbery?
The fact that he was wearing a ninja suit makes it an robbery if he was wearing a turban it would be a failed bombing attempt.
Wouldn't that in fact make it a failed assasination attempt?
You have to have a certain amount of acquired wealth for it to be an assassination... Which begs the question...
How much money do you have to make before an "attempted murder" becomes "attempted assassination"?
It is about fame...shoot at a politician and it is attempted assassination...shoot at his wife; who shares ownership of everything and therefor is equally rich; and it is attempted murder.
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4. June 2011 @ 12:44 |
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Originally posted by KillerBug:
How much money do you have to make before an "attempted murder" becomes "attempted assassination"?
It is about fame...shoot at a politician and it is attempted assassination...shoot at his wife; who shares ownership of everything and therefor is equally rich; and it is attempted murder.
Was the wealth obtained because he was a man-whore or because she was a gold bricker? One could be a mercy killing too?
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4. June 2011 @ 14:23 |
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Originally posted by KillerBug:
Stop talking like that...you are making me think cancer is a good thing. 8)
Hahahahaha, right on.
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4. June 2011 @ 22:43 |
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network ninjas beware the next thing is the bad ones in black will show up.. and break into the best buy building... it was a Japanese car (Honda) so can we assume it was a Japanese person don't know of to many other race type to keep ninja suite in closet . ( that and most Americans own black ones so they look kewl going out at night not to be seen.. so we are all on the look out for a Japanese who can't drive well ... in white PJ's and a mask who wants an apple something.....
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4. June 2011 @ 22:44 |
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network ninjas beware the next thing is the bad ones in black will show up.. and break into the best buy building... it was a Japanese car (Honda) so can we assume it was a Japanese person don't know of to many other race type to keep ninja suite in closet . ( that and most Americans own black ones so they look kewl going out at night not to be seen.. so we are all on the look out for a Japanese who can't drive well ... in white PJ's and a mask who wants an apple something.....
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