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Iranian scientist has invented a time travel machine
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article published on 12 April, 2013
According to Iran's Fars state news, a Tehran scientist has registered his invention, "The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine."
The device can predict up to eight years into the future "in a print out after taking readings from the touch of a user," says Ali Razeghi, the inventor and managing director of Iran's Centre for Strategic Inventions.
Complex algorithms can predict so far out ... [ read the full article ]
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scorpNZ
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12. April 2013 @ 15:48 |
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lmao never let it be said iranians don't have a sense of humour
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12. April 2013 @ 16:11 |
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First in flight too!
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KSib
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12. April 2013 @ 16:32 |
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11 days too late for April 1, but happy Friday everyone :)
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12. April 2013 @ 17:12 |
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even if the article is true which i dont believe the future has endless possibilities so cant be predicted.
something as simple as stopping & tying your shoes would throw the future out by a few seconds and everything in it would change.the other thing which would happen if people believed it to be true and used it is they would try and change the future they would make different choices to not get to a bad point.
honestly think the article is a bad joke or the scientist is a quack who honestly believes he has done the impossible and is good at convincing simple minded people he has.
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12. April 2013 @ 17:48 |
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Originally posted by xboxdvl2:
even if the article is true which i dont believe the future has endless possibilities so cant be predicted.
something as simple as stopping & tying your shoes would throw the future out by a few seconds and everything in it would change.the other thing which would happen if people believed it to be true and used it is they would try and change the future they would make different choices to not get to a bad point.
honestly think the article is a bad joke or the scientist is a quack who honestly believes he has done the impossible and is good at convincing simple minded people he has.
Just add him to the enormous pile of Quacks exactly like him in Iran. Unfortunately for the people of Iran, almost all of them are running the country...
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PraisesToAllah
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12. April 2013 @ 17:50 |
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This is just ridiculous.
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harhumph
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12. April 2013 @ 18:38 |
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Hey potential customers out there, get a quote from him and I will do the same thing for half price 50% off, great deal right ? ! Seriously there is something wrong with this world if this dude ends up making millions off of this...
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Bigwillyz
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13. April 2013 @ 04:28 |
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Originally posted by harhumph:
Hey potential customers out there, get a quote from him and I will do the same thing for half price 50% off, great deal right ? ! Seriously there is something wrong with this world if this dude ends up making millions off of this...
That's a given, there's obviously more then just this wrong with the world. Mindless idiots become famous without talent, 16 year old girls become rich for getting knocked up, people make millions for getting drunk and f**king anything they can. The thing is they're not completely to blame, a majority of the population finds this entertaining and they continue to watch
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13. April 2013 @ 13:39 |
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The real money will be made when they release The Butterfly Effect DLC.
When laws allow unlimited ownership of ideas, it is to a society as iron fusion is to the core of a star.
When verified realities lead us to anger, we must learn to reevaluate our beliefs.
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xtago
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13. April 2013 @ 19:50 |
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This sounds much like the Scientology tester for seeing gods or being good or bad it can see if you have a good or bad future too!!!
Maybe they didn't patent it? but I'm sure they have.
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Interestx
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13. April 2013 @ 23:09 |
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Time machine?
Did anyone check the translation?
This sounds more like a health predicting machine to me.
The Gov part of it sounds like the sort of national public health assessment every Gov tries to do to predict future costs.
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bobwheel2
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14. April 2013 @ 05:59 |
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Why wait for mass production when you could see what the lottery numbers were for each week, so why the need to make any?
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14. April 2013 @ 18:55 |
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I made a time machine once. I traveled one hour into the future but then the flux capacitor broke. I'm now stuck here in your timeline and I can't get back.
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14. April 2013 @ 23:15 |
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Quote:
"My invention easily fits into the size of a personal computer case and can predict details of the next 5-8 years of the life of its users. It will not take you into the future, it will bring the future to you," claims the scientist.
My initial thoughts are health information for the user, but seeing as health/medical info can be obtained from any physician, I don't really see the use for his invention. This is one of those times where we wait and see, it seems.
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15. April 2013 @ 11:43 |
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Seeing the future would not be impossible. The shear processing power needed to see the possible outcomes of every atom is nearing the realm of possibility. However causality and chaos theory would render any device useless as each user would collapse the current reality and replace it with a newly generated one according to the new readings of the device.
What this device likely does is registers events according to some algorithm that scours the internet for trending topics. So really no more than a specialized news reader really.
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15. April 2013 @ 14:41 |
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people have seen into the future but usually its a distorted image in a dream.
you may or may not think im insane for saying this.people have dreams and some of the things they see,smell,hear,touch,taste in the dreams happen in the future.but we have a population of billions of people and most people have dreams and only a small percentage of things in dreams happens in the future.
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15. April 2013 @ 15:58 |
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lol LOL...
Am I the only one thinking that in my head this guy sounded just like that guy in Iraq who kept saying they were not being attacked... The TV announcer guy, what was his name???
"Baghdad Bob"... That's what they called him.
Remember this?
"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"
Oh, Im sorry... Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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15. April 2013 @ 16:11 |
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Originally posted by xboxdvl2:
people have seen into the future but usually its a distorted image in a dream.
you may or may not think im insane for saying this.people have dreams and some of the things they see,smell,hear,touch,taste in the dreams happen in the future.but we have a population of billions of people and most people have dreams and only a small percentage of things in dreams happens in the future.
I don't know what this Tehran scientist smock but I want some of that :)))
On the another hand, yes: future, pass or instant travel can be possible as a distorted dream image, but only -8% of the people have "the gift" (Genetic)
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15. April 2013 @ 20:44 |
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edited by ddp due to poster's blindness or worse
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15. April 2013 @ 20:59 |
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Originally posted by Byron9:
edited by ddp due to poster's blindness or worse
I used the Iranian time machine (read above article) to find out your future....guess what?
You're posting this in the wrong place, it has nothing to do with this article and you're going to lose your car keys on Sept 22, 2014.
BTW, your wife/girlfriend is also having an affair with some guy she met at the gym (in 3 years from now) and you can kiss your job goodbye soon.
Have a nice decade!
:)
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15. April 2013 @ 22:41 |
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hahaha,good one.this iranian scientist has proven one thing.they still got good drugs in iran.LOL
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JST1946
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16. April 2013 @ 02:10 |
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When I flew to the middle east the pilot on the plane made an announcement to set our watches back 600 years.So maybe that is true.
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16. April 2013 @ 12:24 |
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Originally posted by ChappyTTV:
Originally posted by Byron9:
edited by ddp due to poster's blindness or worse
I used the Iranian time machine (read above article) to find out your future....guess what?
You're posting this in the wrong place, it has nothing to do with this article and you're going to lose your car keys on Sept 22, 2014.
BTW, your wife/girlfriend is also having an affair with some guy she met at the gym (in 3 years from now) and you can kiss your job goodbye soon.
Have a nice decade!
:)
You forgot the rabies!
:)
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16. April 2013 @ 13:34 |
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Surprised they haven't locked the guy up for witchcraft!
Just my $0.02,
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16. April 2013 @ 13:58 |
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Byron9, try posting in the correct forum that i'll let you find instead of me telling you where it is. posts edited.
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