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Iranian scientist has invented a time travel machine
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article published on 12 April, 2013
According to Iran's Fars state news, a Tehran scientist has registered his invention, "The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine."
The device can predict up to eight years into the future "in a print out after taking readings from the touch of a user," says Ali Razeghi, the inventor and managing director of Iran's Centre for Strategic Inventions.
Complex algorithms can predict so far out ... [ read the full article ]
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ChikaraNZ
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19. April 2013 @ 08:49 |
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Originally posted by ThePastor:
lol LOL...
Am I the only one thinking that in my head this guy sounded just like that guy in Iraq who kept saying they were not being attacked... The TV announcer guy, what was his name???
"Baghdad Bob"... That's what they called him.
Remember this?
"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"
Chemical Ali aka Comical Ali, if I remember correctly...
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fritzb43
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19. April 2013 @ 08:57 |
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They mean they've invented an *idiot* machine.
Dude probably saw his reflection in his toaster.
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19. April 2013 @ 20:33 |
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Originally posted by harhumph:
Seriously there is something wrong with this world if this dude ends up making millions off of this...
Just put an Apple logo in any device and watch how smart are the people.
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19. April 2013 @ 21:27 |
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Originally posted by Jemborg:
Originally posted by ChappyTTV:
Originally posted by Byron9:
edited by ddp due to poster's blindness or worse
I used the Iranian time machine (read above article) to find out your future....guess what?
You're posting this in the wrong place, it has nothing to do with this article and you're going to lose your car keys on Sept 22, 2014.
BTW, your wife/girlfriend is also having an affair with some guy she met at the gym (in 3 years from now) and you can kiss your job goodbye soon.
Have a nice decade!
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You forgot the rabies!
:)
I didn't want to scare him, and besides, that's nothing compared to what's gonna happen to his testicles this fall...
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19. April 2013 @ 21:45 |
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Originally posted by ChappyTTV:
Originally posted by Jemborg:
Originally posted by ChappyTTV:
Originally posted by Byron9:
edited by ddp due to poster's blindness or worse
I used the Iranian time machine (read above article) to find out your future....guess what?
You're posting this in the wrong place, it has nothing to do with this article and you're going to lose your car keys on Sept 22, 2014.
BTW, your wife/girlfriend is also having an affair with some guy she met at the gym (in 3 years from now) and you can kiss your job goodbye soon.
Have a nice decade!
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You forgot the rabies!
:)
I didn't want to scare him, and besides, that's nothing compared to what's gonna happen to his testicles this fall...
Ouch, I forgot how he got the rabies...
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20. April 2013 @ 20:01 |
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Originally posted by attar:
First in flight too!
BRILLIANT!!!
ROFLMAO
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20. April 2013 @ 20:03 |
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Originally posted by JST1946:
When I flew to the middle east the pilot on the plane made an announcement to set our watches back 600 years.So maybe that is true.
Very Good
Better than the Telly tonight!!!
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kukudrulu
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22. April 2013 @ 23:06 |
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Hey guys, precognition is a possibility. Nostradamus had it and was quite accurate in many of his predictions. However, precognition is a human quality that can be developed by anyone who knows how, and is willing to, undergo the disciplines involved in order to attain it (a very, very difficult job!), others are born with it. If that Iranian is a Muslim, which is likely, then he believes in a rational 'soul', which is a human quality. I don't think his computer has one, and he knows it! So. what does that make him? :)
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22. April 2013 @ 23:41 |
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Originally posted by kukudrulu:
Hey guys, precognition is a possibility. Nostradamus had it and was quite accurate in many of his predictions. However, precognition is a human quality that can be developed by anyone who knows how, and is willing to, undergo the disciplines involved in order to attain it (a very, very difficult job!), others are born with it. If that Iranian is a Muslim, which is likely, then he believes in a rational 'soul', which is a human quality. I don't think his computer has one, and he knows it! So. what does that make him? :)
Nostradamus failed to notice that the apocalyptic end times that he based his predictions on were a reference to the immediate period after JC's supposed death and that it was all written as a response to the Roman occupation of Palestine. For instance, the anti-christ was the Roman emperor. All his "predictions" were, therefore, wildly inaccurate.
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23. April 2013 @ 10:00 |
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Originally posted by Jemborg:
... a reference to the immediate period after JC's supposed death and that it was all written as a response to the Roman occupation of Palestine. For instance, the anti-christ was the Roman emperor. All his "predictions" were, therefore, wildly inaccurate.
Indeed.
The ignorant refusal to admit new facts is one of the things about fundy Christians that amuses me.
That they feel entitled to point & laugh at other religions is quite funny too.
We now know (because there have been found better more complete & better preserved copies of 'The Book of Revelations') that 'the number of the beast' was actually written as 616, not 666.
It also turns out that this is simple old Jewish numerology for the Roman Emperor.
Emperor Nero, in fact.
Not that any of those fundy Christian types will ever accept the new facts & change their strange end time style 'Armageddon will happen any second now....er, now, um...now etc etc' views.
It's all about trying to control people, I think, and so admissions that previous texts were inaccurate or wrong just don't happen.
Meanwhile don't think about any of this stuff & just look at those weird guys over there and laugh at/be afraid of their weird difference(s).
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23. April 2013 @ 14:19 |
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Originally posted by Interestx:
Originally posted by Jemborg:
... a reference to the immediate period after JC's supposed death and that it was all written as a response to the Roman occupation of Palestine. For instance, the anti-christ was the Roman emperor. All his "predictions" were, therefore, wildly inaccurate.
Indeed.
The ignorant refusal to admit new facts is one of the things about fundy Christians that amuses me.
That they feel entitled to point & laugh at other religions is quite funny too.
We now know (because there have been found better more complete & better preserved copies of 'The Book of Revelations') that 'the number of the beast' was actually written as 616, not 666.
It also turns out that this is simple old Jewish numerology for the Roman Emperor.
Emperor Nero, in fact.
Not that any of those fundy Christian types will ever accept the new facts & change their strange end time style 'Armageddon will happen any second now....er, now, um...now etc etc' views.
It's all about trying to control people, I think, and so admissions that previous texts were inaccurate or wrong just don't happen.
Meanwhile don't think about any of this stuff & just look at those weird guys over there and laugh at/be afraid of their weird difference(s).
Yeah, I was gonna write that it was Nero but I wasn't 100%. Didn't Nero destroy the second Temple-On-The-Mount too?
The apocalyptic Jewish cult that evolved into Christianity was a reaction to "God having turned his back on his chosen people" by allowing Palestine to be invaded by the Roman pagans... obviously due to the peoples' lack of piety (the usual old BS when things are bad). Yep, the messiah had to be on his way therefore.
Yeah, Armageddon was almost 2000 years ago... or should have been.
Na, fundies, they'll never learn because it's all about wishful thinking. Great way to be manipulated.
ANY fundy scares me because they think they have a right to persecute.
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kukudrulu
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23. April 2013 @ 23:34 |
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Originally posted by Jemborg:
Originally posted by kukudrulu:
Hey guys, precognition is a possibility. Nostradamus had it and was quite accurate in many of his predictions. However, precognition is a human quality that can be developed by anyone who knows how, and is willing to, undergo the disciplines involved in order to attain it (a very, very difficult job!), others are born with it. If that Iranian is a Muslim, which is likely, then he believes in a rational 'soul', which is a human quality. I don't think his computer has one, and he knows it! So. what does that make him? :)
Nostradamus failed to notice that the apocalyptic end times that he based his predictions on were a reference to the immediate period after JC's supposed death and that it was all written as a response to the Roman occupation of Palestine. For instance, the anti-christ was the Roman emperor. All his "predictions" were, therefore, wildly inaccurate.
Be that as it may, the incidences he predicted did occur. They may not have worked out like clockwork. but many did occur. Unless, of course, you deny anyone of them ever did. Skepticism is a good trait and I'm glad you guys have it. Being guided by contemporary scientific evidence before accepting, or even believing, is a solid guide. History is also a good basis, but you are relying on the researcher's interpretation. A combination of both, of course, gives the best balance to arrive to a conclusion and keeps one from being superstitious.
Anyway, I feel we're deviating from the essence of my post which is 'precognition'. Nostradamus was merely an example because he is a popular celebrated, maybe even controversial figure. Precognition is a human trait no computer will ever have because it is a machine, no matter how complex it is programmed to process any information. It is still dependent on a human feeding the information to get what he/she wants.
Contemporary science cannot prove nor disprove this human trait let alone the existence of a soul, although scientists are confident they can arrive to a conclusion with their new found field of science such as Quantum Physics, String Theories. etc., that wraps up the era of the Newtonian mechanical world. But from TV documentaries I have seen so far on the matter, They're at it :) That being said, don't you think it's better to keep an open mind rather than dismissing my opinion as false altogether?
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24. April 2013 @ 01:00 |
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Originally posted by kukudrulu:
...That being said, don't you think it's better to keep an open mind rather than dismissing my opinion as false altogether?
"If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Out"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBUc_kATGgg
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24. April 2013 @ 01:25 |
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How the hell did a conversation about a wacky iranian's time bendy machine turn into a debate about religion......?
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24. April 2013 @ 02:40 |
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Originally posted by Bigwillyz:
How the hell did a conversation about a wacky iranian's time bendy machine turn into a debate about religion......?
Nostradamus "predictions" are based on his readings of The book of Revelations in the Bible.
:)
{It started with post #33.)
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Bigwillyz
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24. April 2013 @ 03:20 |
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Originally posted by Jemborg:
Originally posted by Bigwillyz:
How the hell did a conversation about a wacky iranian's time bendy machine turn into a debate about religion......?
Nostradamus "predictions" are based on his readings of The book of Revelations in the Bible.
:)
{It started with post #33.)
Yeah I got that part, but again this is all about a machine possibly (and I use that term very loosly) doing something with time, not a person....
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kukudrulu
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24. April 2013 @ 04:22 |
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Originally posted by Jemborg:
Originally posted by kukudrulu:
...That being said, don't you think it's better to keep an open mind rather than dismissing my opinion as false altogether?
"If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Out"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBUc_kATGgg
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Hahaha. Tim Minchin is a comedian. That's expected of him to entertain his audience.
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kukudrulu
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24. April 2013 @ 05:17 |
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Originally posted by Bigwillyz:
How the hell did a conversation about a wacky iranian's time bendy machine turn into a debate about religion......?
I only used religion as a reference point leading to a human trait. My example of Nostradamus apparently ruffled some feathers and misconstrued my post to be religious in nature, which it is not. I'm hoping I clarified that.
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Bigwillyz
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24. April 2013 @ 06:26 |
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Originally posted by kukudrulu:
Originally posted by Bigwillyz:
How the hell did a conversation about a wacky iranian's time bendy machine turn into a debate about religion......?
I only used religion as a reference point leading to a human trait. My example of Nostradamus apparently ruffled some feathers and misconstrued my post to be religious in nature, which it is not. I'm hoping I clarified that.
I understand that, it just took one hell of a left turn from the original post
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Interestx
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24. April 2013 @ 08:54 |
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Originally posted by Bigwillyz:
I understand that, it just took one hell of a left turn from the original post
Well, I can't help but think the original premise is inaccurate.
As I suggested this all makes far more sense & is far more plausible if it turns out to be a health forecasting device, something which would also benefit the Iranian state as it would any state.
I just don't believe it's really about a 'time machine' as originally claimed.
'Nutty crazed Iranians' might suit some prejudices these days but just because the Persians have a different religion that doesn't make them all suicidal lunatics.
(and no, I'm not Iranian or Persian)
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24. April 2013 @ 09:49 |
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Originally posted by kukudrulu:
Originally posted by Bigwillyz:
How the hell did a conversation about a wacky iranian's time bendy machine turn into a debate about religion......?
I only used religion as a reference point leading to a human trait. My example of Nostradamus apparently ruffled some feathers and misconstrued my post to be religious in nature, which it is not. I'm hoping I clarified that.
My feathers were not ruffled. I was not being religious I believed and I did not think Kukudrulu was being religious ... just giving my reasons for why Nostradamus was NOT psychic and did not in fact make any predictions bar what people choose to read into his Bible inspired nonsense. And for that I get accused of being closed minded. Heh.
Tim Minchen has, btw Kuku, admitted to being preachy. I would not dismiss him so easily he speaks for a lot of people. His unbelief is quite sincere. I thought he would be a friendly way of answering your question. Nevermind.
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24. April 2013 @ 11:21 |
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Tim Minchin will always be remembered in my mind at least for his excellent Pope Song.
Accurate, satirical, funny & just so utterly on the mark.
Great stuff.
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24. April 2013 @ 18:47 |
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Originally posted by Interestx:
Tim Minchin will always be remembered in my mind at least for his excellent Pope Song.
Accurate, satirical, funny & just so utterly on the mark.
Great stuff.
Yeah, the Pope Song is brilliant.
You know he sang that at the last Reason Rally in the US of A?
He's just released the Thank You God (Sam's Mum) song on youTube btw.
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24. April 2013 @ 21:00 |
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Originally posted by Jemborg:
He's just released the Thank You God (Sam's Mum) song on youTube btw.
Now that is a very smarty & cool song.
Thanks.
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