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Lets Paint The Kettle Black (2) Do You Have A Bitch ? Put On Your Rubbers And Wade In.
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gerry1
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17. August 2007 @ 07:42 |
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LMAO! That's pretty good, Ireland!
It rather reminds me of my friend's baby girl. When she was first learning to talk, she couldn't pronounce the letter "L". She'd point to the timepiece on the wall and say "C-OCK". Everytime she did, people would start to chuckle and laugh which delighed the baby to no end so she would point to the timepiece on the wall and yell "C-OCK" and every imaginable opportunity because it never failed to get a laugh. It took John and Lori forever to get out of that mess!
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17. August 2007 @ 07:51 |
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from the mouth's of children and adults
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some
pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and
annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be
punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
threatening , "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I
saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after
this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I
mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my
daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were
screams of laughter.
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for two days and a very
embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before
she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any?
We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have
snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that
8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set,
but half the crew did too, they were laughing so hard!
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17. August 2007 @ 08:04 |
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irelands tip of the day,this is if ye is tired of inputting ye password in every time ye start ye xp-poop computer
i do not think meny have seen this approach.......
To make logon an unattended process:
Click [Start] [Run] and type
control userpasswords2
Click [OK]
The [User Accounts] Property Sheet displays.
On [Users] tab, clear the [Users must enter a user name and password to use this computer] check box.
Click [Apply].
Enter a user name and password that should be used to logon automatically in the dialog box that appears.
Click [OK].
Go to [Control Panel] [User Accounts] [Change the Way Users Log On and Off].
Uncheck [Use the Welcome Screen] and [Use Fast User Switching]
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17. August 2007 @ 09:51 |
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Originally posted by billybob:
AAABBBCCCDDD
They do 60 and .. even 80 i think in PizBuin.
wow i could use that as white as i am
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JoeRyan
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17. August 2007 @ 13:52 |
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Back in the late 1970s Pfizer made sunscreen with an SPF of 1500. It never got to market because Michael Jackson bought it all.
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17. August 2007 @ 14:06 |
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HAHAHAHAHAH joeryan!!
Oh my, that was very good.
10 out of 10 my friend. LOL.
ABCD, i know, its good, i use it on my nose and face when i go to hot places, the rest i just use like factor 8 and things...my sunburn usually turns brownish, and if it doesnt, its better than white :P
Thanks ireland!![afterdawn legend]
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17. August 2007 @ 14:11 |
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@billybob
You got enough sun to need sunscreen in UK???
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17. August 2007 @ 14:27 |
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ooooooo greensman, that was below the belt :P
THey got enough water to use in the suncream mix there in texas? :P
Thanks ireland!![afterdawn legend]
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17. August 2007 @ 14:28 |
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i suppose theres no need to make waterproof suncream then where you are is there
Thanks ireland!![afterdawn legend]
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17. August 2007 @ 15:08 |
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LMAO@joeryan.....
comes out with a good one..lol
and we all thought you was all serious...lol
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17. August 2007 @ 17:16 |
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My Bitch...Peerguardian 2 keeps shutting down the True Vectoring in Zone alarm...effectively killing my zone alarm protection...why would peerguardian have zonealarm on its site list...I'm quite sure zonealarm is not reporting to the RIAA...I'm sure they could care less about piracy...
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17. August 2007 @ 17:52 |
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Lp I had problems with ZA too. I dumped it for Comodo on one machine and Kerio on the other. Take into consideration that I was using the FREE version and NOT the PRO version. hth....... :)
...gm
NO real B!TCHES and would anyone listen anyway?? :P
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17. August 2007 @ 18:21 |
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nope!!!!!
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17. August 2007 @ 19:35 |
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Ditto
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17. August 2007 @ 21:03 |
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guys if you really want to clean your machine/HD try Evidence Eliminator I've been using it and my PC is running like doing a fresh reinstall of windows WOW
plus i tryed Launch STOPzilla spyware program and its the best i ever used
PS, thanks for tweaking out the sig Ireland looks brighter now. and Billbob i really liked what Ireland did to your sig also, looks cool
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18. August 2007 @ 01:35 |
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18. August 2007 @ 02:21 |
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crowy be careful since this is jumping into the political realm. :)
I didn't look very far into the webpage you sited but I know of 2-3 out there that say the same thing. IT's complete BS that the plane didn't fly into the Pentagon. If I remember right the Pentagon has Kevlar reinforced walls and so on that protect it from such things. Do some more research to rebuke such accusations and see what you come up with.
I would link you to different web pages but I'm off to work.
ANYONE else got some input on this?? tia.......
....gm
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18. August 2007 @ 02:27 |
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Apparently no one has watched Loose Change?! It covers this incident as well as Twin Towers..
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=...earch&plindex=0
Don't watch that if you are particularly sensitive on the said matters or aren't very open minded.
It's an hour and a half of very interesting, informative and thought prevoking video. Watch it if you have the time.
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18. August 2007 @ 02:31 |
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A Plane Hit It...
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18. August 2007 @ 02:35 |
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And with that reply, there's absolutely no point in you watching the video.
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18. August 2007 @ 03:03 |
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GreensmanQuote:
crowy be careful since this is jumping into the political realm. :)
I was a bit worried about that but thought this was extremely thought provoking.
If anyone finds this offensive or the mods deem it inappropriate pls let me know and I'll remove the link.
Alternatively if anyone can post something to dispute these claims pls do.
If the facts dont fit the theory, change the facts." -- Albert Einstein
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18. August 2007 @ 03:05 |
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Originally posted by Ripper:
Apparently no one has watched Loose Change?! It covers this incident as well as Twin Towers..
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=...earch&plindex=0
Don't watch that if you are particularly sensitive on the said matters or aren't very open minded.
It's an hour and a half of very interesting, informative and thought prevoking video. Watch it if you have the time.
Did you watch 911 in plane site, or terror storm?
If the facts dont fit the theory, change the facts." -- Albert Einstein
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18. August 2007 @ 03:08 |
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Quote:
Did you watch 911 in plane site, or terror storm?
Sorry, what? >.<
Edit: Now I get you, had a blonde moment! No, I haven't seen either. Worth watching? Did you see Loose Change?
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18. August 2007 @ 04:20 |
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@crowy
If something else hit the Pentagon (and it didn't) then what happened to the fourth plane that was hijacked??? Did it just disappear and all those involved with keeping it secret just go away too? Not hardly!The government can keep a secret about as well as a 4 year old!
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18. August 2007 @ 07:25 |
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4400?
If a truck hit the Pentagon, where were the remnants in the photo? I didn't see the truck or parts either. Wouldn't a truck bomb of that magnitude have caused a deep crater? Find the evidence of a truck bomb.
People can ask all the questions they want and believe what they will. Shortly after 9/11 I was in Washington and saw the damaged Pentagon. That the Pentagon was attacked and sustained heavy damage is a fact. The rest of the arguments about trucks and planes show political leanings.
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