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Lets Paint The Kettle Black (2) Do You Have A Bitch ? Put On Your Rubbers And Wade In.
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22. August 2007 @ 07:18 |
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I.
Whoops, am I late to the party?
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22. August 2007 @ 07:28 |
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Nah, I'm still counting ;-)
Got yourself an aD profile now then Sam! :)
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22. August 2007 @ 07:35 |
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Only so I could tell theone how to use the shoutbox!
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22. August 2007 @ 07:36 |
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Haha, oh well, you've got one now :-)
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gerry1
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22. August 2007 @ 10:30 |
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@billyboobie Another bird for your fowl collection:
My Bitch:After three years of success keeping my private email address spam free, the happy days are over. It has to be ebay ... the only commercial site I've recently had contact with. This morning, I had spam from all sorts of vendors from furniture to viagra to penis enlargement products (and no, I don't need them ... before one you wise a$$es makes a comment LOL!)
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22. August 2007 @ 10:58 |
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that's no fun gerry1. it's a pain in TA. same thing happened to me a few years back.
so sorry.
Chuck
"Men are slower to recognize blessings than misfortunes." Titus Livius (59BC-17AD)
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22. August 2007 @ 11:00 |
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Damn, that sucks Gerry. :-(
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22. August 2007 @ 11:02 |
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My bitch, 2 of them actually, the problem in my sig, and the fact that in the basement which I live, (My mom's basement :P) spiders seem to call it they're home. Hell, I live here not them. It' wouldn't be so damn bad if I wasn't arachnophobic. I guess this is a good way to loose that fear huh? I ran out of bugspray a while back and am now using mi' lighter with Axe(Lynx). This is crazy.
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22. August 2007 @ 11:34 |
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Quote:
Now Blivet thinks I have chicken legs, lmao! Scott, you will pay for this, honest.
I enjoy a challenge....:D
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22. August 2007 @ 11:36 |
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/me is already plotting evil things to do xD
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22. August 2007 @ 12:58 |
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ripper
now that a sig,but i like this one
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22. August 2007 @ 13:01 |
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It's true.. :lol:
x)
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22. August 2007 @ 13:05 |
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Originally posted by NicHt:
My bitch, 2 of them actually, the problem in my sig, and the fact that in the basement which I live, (My mom's basement :P) spiders seem to call it they're home. Hell, I live here not them. It' wouldn't be so damn bad if I wasn't arachnophobic. I guess this is a good way to loose that fear huh? I ran out of bugspray a while back and am now using mi' lighter with Axe(Lynx). This is crazy.
They'll disappear when the house burns down. Your mom should pay for an exterminator. After all, those spiders downstairs often make it upstairs. If not, catch and plant a few for her. If you can't stand to catch them, have a friend do it. Don't get caught.
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PacMan777
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22. August 2007 @ 13:07 |
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gerry1
You really mean to say you don't need new furniture and fixtures? LOL
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22. August 2007 @ 13:27 |
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Originally posted by PacMan777:
Originally posted by NicHt:
My bitch, 2 of them actually, the problem in my sig, and the fact that in the basement which I live, (My mom's basement :P) spiders seem to call it they're home. Hell, I live here not them. It' wouldn't be so damn bad if I wasn't arachnophobic. I guess this is a good way to loose that fear huh? I ran out of bugspray a while back and am now using mi' lighter with Axe(Lynx). This is crazy.
They'll disappear when the house burns down. Your mom should pay for an exterminator. After all, those spiders downstairs often make it upstairs. If not, catch and plant a few for her. If you can't stand to catch them, have a friend do it. Don't get caught.
Thats ingenious, doesnt solve my first problem, but still thanks, will try it.
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22. August 2007 @ 13:45 |
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Gerry you already have that huge organ-what da ya need the Viagra for? The pipe's out of tone.
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22. August 2007 @ 13:45 |
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Nicht
Make sure you don't have any of these:
Black Widiow
Brown Recluse
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22. August 2007 @ 13:47 |
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..and if you do, run like the wind and scream like a girl!!!
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22. August 2007 @ 13:52 |
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Originally posted by Ripper:
..and if you do, run like the wind and scream like a girl!!!
So you want him to act like you then??? Huh? Chicken leg boy!!! hehehe. That was funny btw LOCO!! :D And yes Ripper the joke still works. :P
...gm
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22. August 2007 @ 13:57 |
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Gm, you're on the list too now. Just you wait unitl you get on Skype.. tounge lashing FTW (NO GAY REFERENCE THERE)!!
Lol x)
Anyhow, a quick FYI for anyone who could care less.. As of tomorrow morning through to Monday morning I will be away at a Music Festival listening to music, consuming excessive amounts of alcohol and other things (burgers, right? **rolls eyes**), LOL x)
I know you will all miss me but I'm sure the place won't fall to pieces with me gone for a few days.
/me out. ;-)
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22. August 2007 @ 14:09 |
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22. August 2007 @ 15:16 |
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@Ripper
Very Cool Line-ups...Looks like a Good Time to be had by All...Lots of Bands I like...
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22. August 2007 @ 18:32 |
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Nicht, give me you Address and I'll mail you a couple of black widows and you can show your mom what you found in the basement.
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23. August 2007 @ 08:18 |
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23. August 2007 @ 08:34 |
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I HAVE A BITCH,WHY DID I NOT THINK OF DOING THIS
SOUND LIKE WHAT CREAKY WOULD DO.....
DONT TAKE YOUR MAN TO WALMART
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO ...
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her
husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.
Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men ? he found
shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.
Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most
women; she loved to browse.
One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing
quite a commotion in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of
you from the store.
Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and
are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them
In people's carts when they weren't looking.
2, July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off
at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor
leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an
Official voice, Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a
bag of M&M's on layaway..
6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a
carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department
and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows
and blankets from the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him
he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and
used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting
department, he asked the
clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while
loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his
"Madonna look, "by using different sizes of funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people
browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud
speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed
"OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"
And last, but not least....
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door,
Waited awhile, then yelled very loudly,
"Hey! There's no toilet paper in
here!"
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