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Locoeng, Where are my Free Latex Repair Patches ?
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9. August 2008 @ 15:32 |
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shoddy testing
Sir, you would have to prove that and I assure you it would be hard to do. As I stated previously, each item works for me. As far as being NIB the items are steam cleaned before shipping and I don't wear Old Spice...you may have a rogue mailperson delivering your parcels. I suggest starting at the local level.
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9. August 2008 @ 16:08 |
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Originally posted by LOCOENG:
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shoddy testing
Sir, you would have to prove that and I assure you it would be hard to do. As I stated previously, each item works for me. As far as being NIB the items are steam cleaned before shipping and I don't wear Old Spice...you may have a rogue mailperson delivering your parcels. I suggest starting at the local level.
Sorry Mr/Ms Locoeng
Items were purchased NIB on fleabay from Loco Industries (not a middle person). My credit card has a billing from Loco Industries. Said DEFECTIVE item was sold and sent to us from Loco Ind.
As per Mr/Ms Locoeng they do not use old spice, and hence blame the middle person for it, welllll since the item came from Loco Ind, they if fact are the middle person --- and to blame.
So pleeeeze, no more double talk (be a man, if that is all possible, and do the right thing)
Loco at his best
"The flimsier the product,the higher the price"
Ferengi 82nd rule of aqusition
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9. August 2008 @ 16:32 |
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be a man
Alrighty then...one rubber boot as ordered straight up your booty. :P
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9. August 2008 @ 17:23 |
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Originally posted by LOCOENG:
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be a man
Alrighty then...one rubber booby as ordered straight up your booty. :P
OH Yeah , Well how do I know it is not scented with "Old Spice" ????
That's cheatin Locoeng, messing with someone else's message and placing your own lousy pics !
Loco at his best
"The flimsier the product,the higher the price"
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9. August 2008 @ 20:09 |
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Originally posted by iluvendo:
Originally posted by LOCOENG:
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be a man
Alrighty then...one rubber boot as ordered straight up your booty. :P
OH Yeah , Well how do I know it is not scented with "Old Spice" ????
Because I don't wear Old Spice and the other end will be attached to my leg.
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9. August 2008 @ 20:31 |
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More like "peg leg"
Locoeng at his best
"The flimsier the product,the higher the price"
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9. August 2008 @ 20:39 |
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I'd never alter someone's post as such.
Nice pic BTW :O
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9. August 2008 @ 23:39 |
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Originally posted by LOCOENG:
I'd never alter someone's post as such.
Nice pic BTW :O
What pic ?
Locaeng at her best
Oh, this pic !
"The flimsier the product,the higher the price"
Ferengi 82nd rule of aqusition
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10. August 2008 @ 00:20 |
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"The flimsier the product,the higher the price"
Ferengi 82nd rule of aqusition
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10. August 2008 @ 00:44 |
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News Flash. (here it would be a flash)
It is quoted that Loco Industries uses "Virgin Wool" for their "Love Glove"
But according to an unnamed source,a $ony FlameBoy.... errr....Fanboy, infact the wool used is not "Virgin", , but of the "Used" quality
Loco at his best
"The flimsier the product,the higher the price"
Ferengi 82nd rule of aqusition
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10. August 2008 @ 00:48 |
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All wool is "used".. what the hell do sheep use it for?
One thing puzzles me about sheep... Why don't they shrink when it rains?
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10. August 2008 @ 01:09 |
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Originally posted by varnull:
One thing puzzles me about sheep... Why don't they shrink when it rains?
B'cuz Locoeng stretches the sheep when he tests each and every one of his "Love Gloves" he has for sale. Sometimes he streches them so much, we find holes in them. That is why we are asking for our free latex patches.
Loco at his best
"The flimsier the product,the higher the price"
Ferengi 82nd rule of aqusition
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10. August 2008 @ 01:10 |
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they don't as they hold the rain water in the wool that comes out when the sheep is sheared.
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10. August 2008 @ 01:12 |
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ddp, did Loco rip you off too (by way of his Loco Industries ) ?
Loco at his best
"The flimsier the product,the higher the price"
Ferengi 82nd rule of aqusition
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ddp
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10. August 2008 @ 01:16 |
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nope as i have the real mccoy not a blowup doll.
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10. August 2008 @ 08:46 |
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Originally posted by ddp:
nope as i have the real mccoy not a blowup doll.
Me too...no need for a doll, it's just another dollar for me. sigh
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10. August 2008 @ 16:06 |
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Loco, yuzz gots real sheep ?
LOco at his best
"The flimsier the product,the higher the price"
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10. August 2008 @ 16:16 |
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Originally posted by iluvendo:
News Flash. (here it would be a flash)
It is quoted that Loco Industries uses "Virgin Wool" for their "Love Glove"
But according to an unnamed source,a $ony FlameBoy.... errr....Fanboy, infact the wool used is not "Virgin", , but of the "Used" quality
He had wool on his "Love Glove"? All I got was a bathroom tissue tube wrapped in rubber. Tho, during use it does make a "BAAAAAAAAA" sound out of the end.
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10. August 2008 @ 17:35 |
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Originally posted by iluvendo:
Originally posted by LOCOENG:
I'd never alter someone's post as such.
Nice pic BTW :O
What pic ?
That one? ^^^
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10. August 2008 @ 17:38 |
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More like this one
Locaeng at his/her best
"The flimsier the product,the higher the price"
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13. August 2008 @ 07:00 |
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Sounds like this Loco Industries and it's CEO are one loser combo !
The BPI Are: SONY, UNIVERSAL, WARNER GROUP, EMI.
The RIAA Soundexchange Are: SONY, UNIVERSAL, WARNER GROUP, EMI.
The IFPI Are: The same anti consumer lot as listed above!
The MPAA Are: SONY, UNIVERSAL, WARNER GROUP, DISNEY, PARAMOUNT, FOX.
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13. August 2008 @ 08:23 |
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Really, i was going to ask Loco if i could have the irish franchise!
As i said, they're selling really well in Spain.
What about it loco - 20%?
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13. August 2008 @ 09:59 |
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Originally posted by ddp:
nope as i have the real mccoy not a blowup doll.
Yes I as well, BUT it never hurts to have a GOOD backup!!! :D
Originally posted by i HATE my Dolle:
GM, legal concil for Loco Industries,
As stated by Mr 7thsinger, the said blow up doll smelled of bad old spice. As also stated, Mr Loco personally rigorusly tests each and every product sold. While this is all well and good,his shoddy testing leaves the product in a used and non functioan condition. Said doll now becomes a non marketable item and is unfit for desired use. In essence, we were sold used items billed a NIB (new in box).
This is a clear case of gross misrepresentation and mail order fraud. Each count of mail order fraud comes with a fine of $25,000 USD and a minimum of 1 year federal penitentary time. Do you as a rep for Loco Industries wish to make good, or need we get the US gov't involved. Most likely there are afew FDA rules broken as well by Loco Industries (they will probably want to get involved as well).
I await your timely response. If no resopnse is given within 24 hours, it will be deemed that you wish us to persue mail order fraud charges.
Dear Mr. iluvendo,
Your persistence in this matter is commendable but you will NOT be able to endure the ride in which we can put you thru!! As stated before there are other players in the delivery process and it seems that either an employee of LOCO Industries or possibly a courier for the company, postal delivery person, has sabotaged your precious Dolle!! As for the Old Spice, Allspice, or whatever it was you might want to consider yourself in the "defilement" of said Dolle.
I've contacted many of your "friends" or "acquaintances" and they seem to indicate that you WEAR the fragrance you're describing and that you have periods of drunkenness in which you "black out" and don't remember certain events or acts you've committed!!!
Sir a strongly suggest that you contact Mr. LOCO and negotiate a settlement for your protection and ours.
Mr. LOCO will contact me at his earliest convenience during which we will agree on a settlement for your NEEDS and PLEASURES!!
The GM
Legal counsel for LOCO Industries
Long time user of the LOCO Ultimate Dolle Package
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13. August 2008 @ 10:18 |
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Originally posted by greensman:
Originally posted by ddp:
nope as i have the real mccoy not a blowup doll.
Yes I as well, BUT it never hurts to have a GOOD backup!!! :D
Originally posted by i HATE my Dolle:
GM, legal concil for Loco Industries,
As stated by Mr 7thsinger, the said blow up doll smelled of bad old spice. As also stated, Mr Loco personally rigorusly tests each and every product sold. While this is all well and good,his shoddy testing leaves the product in a used and non functioan condition. Said doll now becomes a non marketable item and is unfit for desired use. In essence, we were sold used items billed a NIB (new in box).
This is a clear case of gross misrepresentation and mail order fraud. Each count of mail order fraud comes with a fine of $25,000 USD and a minimum of 1 year federal penitentary time. Do you as a rep for Loco Industries wish to make good, or need we get the US gov't involved. Most likely there are afew FDA rules broken as well by Loco Industries (they will probably want to get involved as well).
I await your timely response. If no resopnse is given within 24 hours, it will be deemed that you wish us to persue mail order fraud charges.
Dear Mr. iluvendo,
Your persistence in this matter is commendable but you will NOT be able to endure the ride in which we can put you thru!! As stated before there are other players in the delivery process and it seems that either an employee of LOCO Industries or possibly a courier for the company, postal delivery person, has sabotaged your precious Dolle!! As for the Old Spice, Allspice, or whatever it was you might want to consider yourself in the "defilement" of said Dolle.
I've contacted many of your "friends" or "acquaintances" and they seem to indicate that you WEAR the fragrance you're describing and that you have periods of drunkenness in which you "black out" and don't remember certain events or acts you've committed!!!
Sir a strongly suggest that you contact Mr. LOCO and negotiate a settlement for your protection and ours.
Mr. LOCO will contact me at his earliest convenience during which we will agree on a settlement for your NEEDS and PLEASURES!!
The GM
Legal counsel for LOCO Industries
Long time user of the LOCO Ultimate Dolle Package
Sounds like legalese and lawyer krap to me
The BPI Are: SONY, UNIVERSAL, WARNER GROUP, EMI.
The RIAA Soundexchange Are: SONY, UNIVERSAL, WARNER GROUP, EMI.
The IFPI Are: The same anti consumer lot as listed above!
The MPAA Are: SONY, UNIVERSAL, WARNER GROUP, DISNEY, PARAMOUNT, FOX.
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13. August 2008 @ 11:07 |
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One sheep complete with garter and studded leash/collar combo dispatched 11AM local.
Should be with you in a couple of days.. Please read the user guide and pay attention to regular grooming/cleaning otherwise it can become environmentally hazardous after a period of use.
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