Locoeng, Where are my Free Latex Repair Patches ? [page 3/5]

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13. August 2008 @ 11:33

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Thank you Ms. vurnall!!

This is only a sample of the completeness in accommodation that the LOCO company can provide!!

iluvendo if you're interested and Mr. LOCO will agree we can ship that exact package out to you today!! Please consider said "Dolle" will make noise as another customer has already complained of a smaller device making similar noises to our "Wool Doole" package.

The GM
Legal counsel for LOCO Industries
Long time user of the LOCO Ultimate Dolle Package

ps. I do enjoy when customers choose to post a picture of themselves to share with all. iluvendo your "ridin dirty" pic is priceless!!! Although I thought you were a little more Asian than the picture indicates. :P

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13. August 2008 @ 11:34

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@varnull

So what scent will the sheep be wearing? Old spice again, or something a bit more earthy?

Or maybe you could give a choice of scented models?

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AfterDawn Addict

13. August 2008 @ 11:50

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Originally posted by Evastar:
@varnull

So what scent will the sheep be wearing? Old spice again, or something a bit more earthy?

Or maybe you could give a choice of scented models?

Ms. Evastar,

Our products do NOT ship with scents as some customers have indicated. Mr. LOCO wears protective "clothing" and abstains from wearing anything that may "convey" an odor or possibly a substance to our products!!

If you plan to "pursue" a career with LOCO Industries please remember we have a vigorous training program that includes "interaction" with all products from LOCO Industries and upper management!!

Thanks for your interest and looking forward to getting more "closely" acquainted.

The GM
Legal counsel for LOCO Industries
Long time user of the LOCO Ultimate Dolle Package

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13. August 2008 @ 11:56

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@greensman

I didn't realise you had to get fully trained in all the 'ins and outs' of the products just to be able to sell them!

So do i have to travel to the states at my own expense for this personal training, or does the company fund my trip?

varnull

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13. August 2008 @ 11:59

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We can now, due to unprecidented customer demand, supply our "Loversheep" package in a variety of "flavours"

Ovis Canadensis ("horny devil")

Ovis Aries ("au naturelle")

And a range of custom urban scents for the discerning city dweller..

Cardiff Chipshop
Penarth Low Tide
Port Talbot Smog

to name just a few.

Obviously the customer can always go for the Ovis Aries or Ovis Canadensis basic models and spice it up to their own personal preference*..

* all sheep products will revert to the 2 basic scents after washing, though we can supply additional fragrance packs upon request.
Please enjoy your Loco Industries products, and use in a responsible manner..

As per noise comment.. Developing a taste for natural history or farming tv programmes does tend to alleviate the concerns of neighbours and family. Your sheep will likely enjoy quality time watching "one man and his dog" on dvd in your company.

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13. August 2008 @ 19:55

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Originally posted by varnull:
One sheep complete with garter and studded leash/collar combo dispatched 11AM local.

Should be with you in a couple of days.. Please read the user guide and pay attention to regular grooming/cleaning otherwise it can become environmentally hazardous after a period of use.

This more appropriate for Goodswipe !!

"The flimsier the product,the higher the price"
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ddp

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13. August 2008 @ 22:02

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except he is gone.

AfterDawn Addict

13. August 2008 @ 22:14

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Originally posted by ddp:
except he is gone.

let's bring him back so we can make fun of him.. ;)

.....gm

ddp

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13. August 2008 @ 22:17

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you'll have to ask him

AfterDawn Addict

13. August 2008 @ 22:19

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Originally posted by ddp:
you'll have to ask him

if i knew how to get a hold of him i would. lol. ;)

...gm

rtm27

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13. August 2008 @ 23:08

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To see Goody come back as a n00bie....priceless.

http://www.afterdawn.com/guides/archive/dvd_to_avi_autogk.cfm

http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/673257

http://www.letmegooglethatforyou.com/

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14. August 2008 @ 03:22

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Originally posted by rtm27:
To see Goody come back as a n00bie....priceless.

Quote:
let's bring him back so we can make fun of him.. ;)

Again

"The flimsier the product,the higher the price"
Ferengi 82nd rule of aqusition

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14. August 2008 @ 04:31

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Originally posted by greensman:

Originally posted by ddp:
you'll have to ask him
if i knew how to get a hold of him i would. lol. ;)

...gm

Icanbe talks to him. He'll give him a message i'm sure! :)

1bonehead

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15. August 2008 @ 02:21

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Sorry, but I've looked on ebay, and I can't seem to find the Locoeng blow up dolls you are all talking about. Could you please lend a hand and a link ? Much appreciated as I want one of these dolls for real !!!

Thanks in advance

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21. August 2008 @ 12:05

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So there don't seem to have been any updates for a while. Does that mean that your patches finally arrived iluvendo?

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21. August 2008 @ 17:25

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Originally posted by Evastar:
So there don't seem to have been any updates for a while. Does that mean that your patches finally arrived iluvendo?

ONE patch arrived with a hole in it that smelled strongly of "1st Class Fleamale colonge"

Quote:
Said was personally inspected and tested by Locoeng , inspector #13

"The flimsier the product,the higher the price"
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30. August 2008 @ 17:44

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The smoking gun!!! Internal memo by the legal counsel of Loco Industries (Gm) as to the poor quality if the Loco blow uo dolls

http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_jump.cfm/693374/4240100

So I repeat myself, The dolls are defective right out of the factory !!!

"The flimsier the product,the higher the price"
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AfterDawn Addict

30. August 2008 @ 18:04

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I think a "quote" has been taken out of context here. It was a "bad" joke to post such "funnisms"!! It was a joke aimed at the OP of the "latex patches" and "LOCO industries dolle" thread.

Of course we still stand behind LOCO and support him thru all the "false" accusations of his company and said product. I am and will be a 'faithful' supporter and user of LOCO Industries products as well as a 'friend' of the originator of the company.

Please don't "mis-quote" me again, as I'll have to pursue your efforts as slanderous and inflammatory!! :P

The GM
Legal counsel for LOCO Industries

tripplite

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30. August 2008 @ 21:07

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hey gm...loco industries fanboy....whats your employ discount on loco dolls, and are the rumors true, is loco industries going to be releasing their first ever line of goodswipe dolls ?

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3. September 2008 @ 03:58

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Hey Loco

I didn't realise you did a male version of your dolls, i thought they came in one type only!!

Do you post them to Ireland? LOL! ;)

http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/11/693374#4245987

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LOCOENG

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3. September 2008 @ 09:00

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Sure, but I'll warn you they only come in one size.