Lets Paint The Kettle Black,Do You Have A Bitch On Whats Going On Around The Site Or Any Thing Negative To Report
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25. May 2006 @ 14:07 |
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Quote: see, thats why i believe so strongly in the chloroform method. that combined with some strong duct tape, and a bit of rope, man thats a party for weeks if you want it to be.
Tape her up! Like it!
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25. May 2006 @ 15:17 |
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I try to see humor in everything, but if I can't laugh at it, screw it, it wasn't that funny in the first place. Being serious and having a temper can be good traits, and can get results. But need to be used in moderation. EDIT>I had this typed and had to run. When I came back I sent it. Doesn't make any sense now.
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26. May 2006 @ 00:10 |
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LOL!!!
Don't forget the ball in her mouth to stop any screaming. lol.
Thanks ireland!![afterdawn legend]
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26. May 2006 @ 03:13 |
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My bitch for the day;
Stuck in the boring office @ work! There's nothing worse than being in a quiet office all day doing paperwork. Chair gives me backache so bad that it's likely to cripple me before I reach 18 :( --Computer is absolutely awful too! There's nowt' good about being here..
Ah, wait.. retract that slightly.. they have nice bogroll ("bounty" style) here -- which is handy as I'm off to the karsey..
bitch, bitch, bitch!
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26. May 2006 @ 03:18 |
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my bitch is that i'm off work for the day (to save me doing a Michael Douglas) and time always goes so quick outside of work; grrrr.
bitch bitch bitch
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26. May 2006 @ 03:42 |
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my bitch for only todays,is not to bitch..
heres something thats cool
Astrology for your exact date of birth
May 26, 2006 4:00 AM PDT
Paul Sadowski has constructed a tool that allows you to get astrological information based on your exact birth date. Even if you don't believe in this stuff, it's still interesting for the statistics included on each page, such as the U.S. population, birth and divorce rates at the time you were born.
GO HERE
http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp
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26. May 2006 @ 07:13 |
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My bitch is that i sold my pele autobiography (signed) for £100 on ebay, and i only have 1 left!!! If i knew it was gonna sell for 100 pound i would have bought more!!
And, i have to save that money!!
Thanks ireland!![afterdawn legend]
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26. May 2006 @ 12:26 |
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26. May 2006 @ 12:46 |
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isnt that a tad to much in 'touch with your feminine side'..............you could be the ultimate new age sensitive guy (just what women proport to wanting these days)
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26. May 2006 @ 12:50 |
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26. May 2006 @ 14:09 |
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Im jsut a kid full of testosterone...ahhh to be young.
LOL!
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26. May 2006 @ 14:33 |
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billybob, check your Pm's ;-)
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27. May 2006 @ 01:29 |
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
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27. May 2006 @ 06:49 |
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My bitch for today could this be describing creaky
Cat Person Signs
You know you're a cat person when...
...you refer to going to the bathroom as "using the litter box."
...you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair.
...you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.
...you apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.
...you snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside you to invite your guests to sit down.
...you sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!
...you accidentally put your child's dinner plate on the floor.
...you spend more money on toys for your cats than on the kids or grandkids.
...you decorate your Christmas tree with dangly cat toys.
...your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."
...you have more pictures of your cats than your kids in your wallet.
...you refer to your cat as your furry child.
...your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry "grandchild."
...you plan your vacation around the cat show schedule.
...you accidentally call your spouse by your cat's name!
...you set a place at the dinner table for your cat.
...you have a set of towels with "His" "Hers" and "Kitty's."
...you call home and leave a message on the answering machine for your cat.
...you have the cat meow on the outgoing message of the answering machine.
...you and kitty have matching outfits.
...your spouse says, "Me or the cat!," and there's no hesitation.
...you never go to the door unless it's to let a cat out.
...your favorite friends have fleas.
...you chose a house to buy based on it having a good location for the cat box.
...you think cat fur makes a wonderful garnish to any meal.
...you own 17 varieties of kitty-nail-clippers.
...you are lost for conversation with non-cat people.
...you meow so well, you confuse the cats.
...you bore the neighbors with discussions on the exact nutritional differences between 9-Lives and Amore ... at length.
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27. May 2006 @ 07:24 |
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Congrats ireland, you had post number 666 in this thread...way to go.
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27. May 2006 @ 07:31 |
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LOCOENG
lets have a drink to the 666 post i made,
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27. May 2006 @ 07:43 |
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Cheers
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27. May 2006 @ 08:00 |
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How did you know it was his 666th post?
Thanks ireland!![afterdawn legend]
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27. May 2006 @ 08:05 |
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From the safety vavle's main screen, beside the thread title it shows how times the thread has been posted to and who the last person was to post to it.
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27. May 2006 @ 08:21 |
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I DO HAVE A BITCH TODAY,
Me PAL has a problem getting his glass's to fit his face..
does he look like one of the mods? if so which one?[/b
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27. May 2006 @ 08:51 |
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That is a toss up between Darth and Neph...but it could be ddp. I'm so confused.
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27. May 2006 @ 08:53 |
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aint me, my eye is blue.
http://www.Lonero.net - friend of the forums, great guitar player
#afterdawn (well i have no idea where it is anymore)
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27. May 2006 @ 09:14 |
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Hey guys, sorry its been forever sense I have posted here. Maybe I will start posting more in the near future.
But, anyway, here is my bitch currently:
I am currently having social trouble with a friend I thought was a close one. I won't type out the whole story but, pretty much here is what happened.
A friend of mine, who I will refer to as "Jones", did not want to go to a school dance because the person he wanted to ask was already going.
So, my other friend "Dokos", told Jones "Ask Emily, I am pretty sure she isn't going yet".
So, anyway, then what happened after that ruined (for now) the friendship I have (had?) with Jones. This is because ever sense he went with Emily to the dance all he has done is hang out with her. The dance was about four weeks ago.
He won't even spend a single day with his friends that he has (again, had?) been friends with sense about the 3rd grade.
(Everyone in this bitch is now in 12th grade).
So, basically I am trying to figure out how to get my friend, Jones, away from his girlfriend (who he acts like is his wife) for even one day so he can hang out with his other friends.
Thanks for reading my pretty long bitch.
Peace,
Pop Smith
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27. May 2006 @ 09:49 |
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Pop Smith, let nature resolve that issue as you could make it worse between you & him & maybe even her.
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27. May 2006 @ 10:06 |
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Alright ddp, I will do just that. It might be kind of frustrating but, you are probably right.
"The only people who should buy Monster cable are people who light cigars with Benjamins." - Gizmodo
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