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what the hell's wrong with the world?...
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ddp
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25. December 2004 @ 14:49 |
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me, i was about 10 years old & i kinda knew my parents were santa claus, i don't think i was unhappy about that but the fact there was gives under the tree for me made me happy. it is the give & recieve & getting the acknowledgement from that just like here, teach & learn that i feel pride in doing something good for somebody else who hopefully will past that on to other people.
auslander, i get the kewpie doll
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Auslander
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26. December 2004 @ 05:42 |
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*long string of curse words* good job, ddp. good point, as well.
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Toiletman
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26. December 2004 @ 08:10 |
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Guys.. aren't you overexggerating a bit? I knew right from the start Santa Claus wasn't real, so I'm not speaking from experience.
But if you told your child that Santa wasn't real, I don't think that would actually crush his hope... and turn him into a "prick". -_-
Everyone is entitled to their own true opinion. Either respect that or don't.
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26. December 2004 @ 08:20 |
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When I was groing up I knew thier was not a "Santa" But im not going to tell my kids that, but like I said, it pisses me off that when I can't take them to go see his fat ass...Im the bad guy..and I crush thier hopes and dreams and thats bullshit.
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ddp
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26. December 2004 @ 08:33 |
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well it is done for another 364.35 days, now it is new years turn, who wants to start
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mallaug
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26. December 2004 @ 09:37 |
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1 more santa thing when I was young I didn't care about santa just presents, my heroes was spiderman superman and all those ill chars why I would I want to be like a fat guy on a sled? saying ho ho ho when I can be go spidy! go!
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indienemo
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26. December 2004 @ 13:47 |
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lol to that
"Life is like a box of chocolates, whenever it comes to me all that is left is toffee logs" - Me.
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Toiletman
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27. December 2004 @ 09:38 |
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If you read the JLA series, you would find that Santa saved the JLA in one of Plasticman's stories! He isn't as weak as you think! ;)
Everyone is entitled to their own true opinion. Either respect that or don't.
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indienemo
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27. December 2004 @ 12:26 |
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ah comic book propaganda, they fight commies, punch drug dealers etc.
"Life is like a box of chocolates, whenever it comes to me all that is left is toffee logs" - Me.
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Toiletman
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28. December 2004 @ 11:07 |
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Actually JLA deals with widescale invasions and events! They save the world roughly every 4 issues! =D
Everyone is entitled to their own true opinion. Either respect that or don't.
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indienemo
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28. December 2004 @ 12:30 |
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im sure they used to punch "weed addicts" before they were famous :P
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Santa.One
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29. December 2004 @ 00:19 |
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Ho Ho Ho to you all.
I've just popped in to say that I am very dissapointed with all you people that don't believe in me.
I was there for you every year whatever the weather bringing you lovely gifts and spreading happiness around the world, and this is the thanks I get.
It's difficult enough to squeeze my fat arse down those skinny little chimneys and when I finally make it to the bottom I'm covered in soot and bruises.
Not only that but many of you have bricked up your fireplaces because it's not 'trendy' to have them any more. Well thats just bloody charming..! I've got to climb all the way back up dragging my sack behind me.
And another thing..! You tell your children to leave a mince pie and a glass of milk for me, but do I get it?
Do I bollocks.!
As soon as the little children are tucked up in bed waiting for me to deliver their prezzies you greedy overweight pigs are legging it back down the stairs and tucking in to my supper.
Every year is the bloody same, I end up having to get a kebab on the way home 'cos it's the only place left open at that time of night.
Well it's going to change next year I can assure you.
If it doesn't, you will have nothing. Read my lips, NOTHING...!!!
Oh and one more thing, I'm sorry about the mess on the roof but it had been a long night and the reindeer had dodgy tummies after the curry incident.
Anyway, let's have no more talk of 'I don't believe in Santa' or I'll be back and then there'll be trouble.
Big Sleigh
Loads of Reindeer
Small Elves
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29. December 2004 @ 04:23 |
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Well it's going to change next year I can assure you.
If it doesn't, you will have nothing. Read my lips, NOTHING...!!!
Good! you'll save me money.
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Anyway, let's have no more talk of 'I don't believe in Santa' or I'll be back and then there'll be trouble.
Make sure you knock so I can have enough time to get off the lady claus.
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ddp
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29. December 2004 @ 09:54 |
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since when does santa claus have a british accent
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Auslander
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29. December 2004 @ 19:40 |
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since the moon was made of rice paper and crayons: 1952
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indienemo
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30. December 2004 @ 02:03 |
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i c..... (:
"Life is like a box of chocolates, whenever it comes to me all that is left is toffee logs" - Me.
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ddp
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30. December 2004 @ 05:51 |
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Auslander, whats with the rice paper & crayons 1952
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Auslander
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30. December 2004 @ 06:18 |
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1952 was when the US government accidentally blew up the moon with experimental nukes (all records of it have been destroyed). fortunately for the US, it was during the time of the month when the moon wasn't visible at night ("new moon", right?). over a 48 hours period, they sent 3500 chimps to rebuild the moon from a structure of crayons and wrapped in rice paper. the current moon is only five miles in diameter.
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Auslander
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30. December 2004 @ 06:20 |
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it's inside the moon where we store JFK's huge porn collection, now.
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Auslander
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30. December 2004 @ 06:20 |
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also, i believe all the monkeys' corpses are floating around up there.
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Auslander
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30. December 2004 @ 06:22 |
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the moon missions were faked...they were filmed in New Zealand, where nearly a half-century later the LOTR movies were filmed.
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ddp
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30. December 2004 @ 06:23 |
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you haven't been eating enough cereal auslander
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Auslander
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30. December 2004 @ 06:23 |
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as a final thought, hot glue was also used in construction of the current moon.
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Auslander
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30. December 2004 @ 06:23 |
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oh, and our tides are now generated by huge undersea fart machines.
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Auslander
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30. December 2004 @ 06:24 |
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the cereal..it fuels the fart machines....AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
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