what the hell's wrong with the world?...
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epepper9
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18. January 2005 @ 20:30 |
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lol,
thanks people for saying how many posts are needed, I have done 114 now, I was turned to a junior member when I had 33, It is definately done with at least a bit of manual input of admins to change titles.
here are two sex jokes:
Quote: sex is no-ones business except for the 3 people involved
lol
Quote: why is a girl like a KFC chicken meal?
Once your done with the breasts and thighs, all thats left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Sorry if that last one offended anyone.
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18. January 2005 @ 21:03 |
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Don't u guys get the feeling that eventually man will do himself in. Of course I don't see us seeing it, but it's in progress. I'd say by 3003, people wont be able to go outside without being burned by atmospheric poisoned rays or engulfed by all the sh%t that we today will leave behind. I feel that man's GREED will terminate the other end of themselves. ...............just my 2cents. skopas
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indienemo
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19. January 2005 @ 03:53 |
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Actually, its proven that penis size doesnt matter that much, as about 80% of women are more likely to have an orgasm during rubbing or touching rather than full penetrative sex...
"Life is like a box of chocolates, whenever it comes to me all that is left is toffee logs" - Me.
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indienemo
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19. January 2005 @ 03:55 |
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Even then most vagina's are only 3.5inches deep so anything bigger than that is pointless.... although it is 4.5 inches deep after child birth...
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Auslander
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19. January 2005 @ 07:20 |
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i'd like to think my points on incest/rape/perverts still kinda stands.
ps..my girlfriend only complained the first time.
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epepper9
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19. January 2005 @ 09:39 |
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lol,
I think greenhouse gasses are whats wrong with the world and thats an especially good reason to not feed stimpy beans.
Auslander, lol, how is your girlfriend/relative/rape specimen?
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The_OGS
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19. January 2005 @ 11:35 |
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They're fishing the oceans dry.
Did you know, they use nets 100km = 63 miles long!?
They catch sharks/dolphins/turtles etc. and complain about them, about what a pain they are.
They cut the fins off the sharks (to make Japanese soup) and throw the sharks back in, to take days or weeks to die.
Sharks reproduce very slowly (they have a long gestation period).
Humans are very bad news for the planet, they have no respect.
Some ancient religious crackpot once informed the people that 'God has given us dominion over the earth, and all the beasts that walk, and the fishes in the sea, and all the birds in the sky'.
(snort) Yeah, right.
Now THAT's a bad attitude...
Unfortunately, the Religious Right seems to be making a comeback in the USA.
They wish to challenge Darwin, by placing a disclaimer in science textbooks, lol - did you read about this crap?
Argue all you want, you can't argue the fossil record, morons.
The earth is 4.5 billion years old, we are all simply walking talking DNA, and when we die, we decompose.
Sorry if the plot is not more entertaining, but that's the story.
If wealthy humans want to travel way up north to the Arctic, and then shoot the poor Polar Bears through telescopic sights (how manly and brave!) well, that's their God-given right, then, isn't it?
Pathetic.
And The Pope says birth control is a sin...
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ddp
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19. January 2005 @ 11:37 |
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amen!! & all true!
This message has been edited since posting. Last time this message was edited on 19. January 2005 @ 11:38
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Auslander
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19. January 2005 @ 13:40 |
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humans are generally a huge drain on our earth, yeah. we breed too damn quickly. as another thought, the bible and and science are in agreement far more often than anyone seems to notice. it's really sad.
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19. January 2005 @ 15:11 |
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Quote: From Red Vs Blue Copyright Rooster Teeth Productions 2004
Season 1 Episode 1
Simmons: Hey.
Grif: Yeah?
Simmons: You ever wonder why we're here?
Grif: That's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence or is there really a God watching everything, you know, with a plan for us and stuff? I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.
Simmons: What? I mean, why are we out here in this canyon?
Grif: Oh..uh...yeah.
Simmons: What was all that stuff about God?
Grif: Uh...hmm? Nothing.
Simmons: You wanna talk about it?
Grif: No.
Simmons: You sure?
Grif: Yeah.
lol
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Toiletman
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19. January 2005 @ 17:28 |
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The Revolution has begun. Will you join us? We are only helping mankind's evolution a wee bit. So we won't lose, even if you stop us. And if you do stop us, you won't be saving the world, you'll be dooming the world. We will suceed either way, and we cannot lose.
Until next time.
Everyone is entitled to their own true opinion. Either respect that or don't.
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Auslander
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20. January 2005 @ 02:33 |
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*throws up the horns*
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indienemo
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20. January 2005 @ 03:11 |
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Is this a call to arms? If so ill get me pappies shottie gun o_O
"Life is like a box of chocolates, whenever it comes to me all that is left is toffee logs" - Me.
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ddp
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20. January 2005 @ 07:23 |
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i've got the rockets
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epepper9
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20. January 2005 @ 09:55 |
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I have a water pistol, hmmm, how bout I just get the food. mmmmm food.
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Toiletman
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20. January 2005 @ 11:12 |
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Poison the food.
Mankind's evolution leads to its own destruction. We are only helping it along.
Everyone is entitled to their own true opinion. Either respect that or don't.
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20. January 2005 @ 11:36 |
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No more presents for you Toiletman..!!
Big Sleigh
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20. January 2005 @ 16:45 |
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So what is it guys? Since were on the same wavelength about humans being the main source to most if not all of our worlds problems. The 7 sin's and so forth. We are right smack in the middle of it. Hopefully, will live to tell what happend. But I highly dought it. Right know I still cant find the right fricken job...lol I hate television. I'm a sucker for breasts. Though these are very small or nothing instances compared to the expert's who are trying to take god into their own hands explained in this thread by others. Well.....ummmmm.....that's it I'm done.
skopas
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big_g-man
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20. January 2005 @ 18:34 |
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maybe we're not actuall here talking about the world and how we are our own destruction. maybe i am not actually sitting here typing this meaningless post in a meaningless thread in a meaningless website. maybe we are all locked away in a dream world with our minds connected to a massive computer database because we are only used as a power source for the machines that have taken over earth. or maybe there is no earth. maybe earth is made up in the computers or our own minds. what if we are really not humans--at least not what we think are humans. maybe instead of us leading to our own destruction, we have already been destroyed. or maybe we were created in the first place, like cattle, only as an energy source.
wow. i'm goin nuts. i think i'll go watch the matrix.
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epepper9
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20. January 2005 @ 18:55 |
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lol
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20. January 2005 @ 19:16 |
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lol
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21. January 2005 @ 07:03 |
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i think -big_g-man- had a little bit of too much g-funk
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Toiletman
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21. January 2005 @ 11:25 |
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More like G-string.
Anyway, onto the point. We only see what our minds tell us. For all I know, we could be fish. Which wouldn't be too strange, considering the IQ of people nowdays lol
Everyone is entitled to their own true opinion. Either respect that or don't.
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indienemo
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21. January 2005 @ 13:03 |
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Too much g-ass
"Life is like a box of chocolates, whenever it comes to me all that is left is toffee logs" - Me.
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Auslander
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21. January 2005 @ 13:54 |
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Auslander for President in 2020!
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