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Where Did All The Old Timers Go, A Public Meeting Place For Open Discussion
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22. May 2007 @ 18:44 |
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Originally posted by ireland:
new report,
its temp is going up..39.0c...102,2f from its always low of around 95f.
.its heart is strong its temp is 75.4f (processor)
Originally posted by Jaybo:
It's been on life support for a long, long, l o n g, time. Let it rest in peace.
Call stollery and see if he has another mobo on the shelf (trash bin) somewhere.
<giggle, and chuckling under me breath!>
{:o)
Jaybo you're alright with me. :) Anyone that gives ireland a hard time with humor and gets away with it is OK in my book. ;-)
....gm
edit: frikkin quote bug!!
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22. May 2007 @ 18:52 |
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greensman
AFTER THAT POST I WILL SEND CREAKY THE CREEPER AFTER YE,
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22. May 2007 @ 19:11 |
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CHECK THIS OUT FOR A MOTHER AND PROCESSOR,Ash-tray puter...
thats only with 2-fans on..the other 4-are switched off..
remember this is a working computer..this week end a new mother will be installed.......
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ddp
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22. May 2007 @ 19:17 |
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temps are alright but cpu fan seems to be faster than normal
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22. May 2007 @ 19:35 |
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good night all......that why its getting a new board tis week end..
note there both 10k fans..and they vary on there own..it could be at 5k when i check the fan speed..again
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22. May 2007 @ 19:37 |
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okay who missed me...good to see most of you aD junkies are still around, along with a boat load of new people...
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ddp
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22. May 2007 @ 19:51 |
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didn't notice you were gone!!!
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22. May 2007 @ 20:26 |
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yes my canadian buddy have been gone for a few months. no internet, computer, PS2, or anything. Was on location in mexico doing production sound for a movie, then came home and just finished up doing sound for a tv show for fox, which was promptly canceled...what you guys been up to?
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ddp
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22. May 2007 @ 20:29 |
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the usual bs.
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22. May 2007 @ 20:39 |
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hee hee same crap, different day? have the spammers been multiplying?
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ddp
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22. May 2007 @ 20:43 |
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depends on the day whether any or none
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Jaybo
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23. May 2007 @ 03:22 |
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Quote:
Originally posted by ireland:
new report,
its temp is going up..39.0c...102,2f from its always low of around 95f.
.its heart is strong its temp is 75.4f (processor)
[quote=Jaybo]It's been on life support for a long, long, l o n g, time. Let it rest in peace.
Call stollery and see if he has another mobo on the shelf (trash bin) somewhere.
<giggle, and chuckling under me breath!>
{:o)
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Jaybo you're alright with me. :) Anyone that gives ireland a hard time with humor and gets away with it is OK in my book. ;-)
....gm
edit: frikkin quote bug!!
I can get away with it, because I've known ireland for years, , ,more like "decades" the old Irish fart!! LOL!! {;o)
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23. May 2007 @ 03:47 |
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Originally posted by Jaybo:
I can get away with it, because I've known ireland for years, , ,more like "decades" the old Irish fart!! LOL!! {;o)
Now that's funny right there I don't care who you are!!!! hehehe.
....gm
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23. May 2007 @ 11:07 |
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good afternoon all,
since this board the safety valve is almost dead
i will try to resuscitate those that are unconsciousness...with a joke post...
resuscitate
to revive somebody or be revived from unconsciousness or apparent death
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
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On another Septic Tank Truck:
"We're #1 in the #2 business"
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
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On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Of fice:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company :
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window :
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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gerry1
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23. May 2007 @ 11:54 |
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How about this one:
Ireland did not kick the bucket;
He just turned a little pail.
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23. May 2007 @ 12:06 |
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afternoon gerry1
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927891
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23. May 2007 @ 13:35 |
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Whats loud and blind?
Stevie wonder answering the iron.
Thanks ireland!![afterdawn legend]
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Jaybo
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23. May 2007 @ 14:13 |
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Quote by ireland
Quote:
since this board the safety valve is almost dead
i will try to resuscitate those that are unconsciousness...with a joke post...
resuscitate
to revive somebody or be revived from unconsciousness or apparent death
Well whats the tile of this thread?
Answers:
1.) We got older, and more tired.
2.) Our Vision took a sh!t.
3.) Our memory has gotten worse, and we have an awful time trying to remember; what forum, what post, what thread, and who pissed off who, and are we pissed off at someone on that forum?
4.) We are old and the younger members are taking over. Let them do the frickin arguing. Anyone gets out of hand, , , send in the "old" guys to calm the situation, in this case, , ,"Delete Member" key is easier!!
5.)Actually, , , , , ,we just remembered life is too short, and we spend our time trying to remember where the little blue pill is so we can have some fun of our own!!
*SO THEIR__________!!
LMAO!!
{;o)
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23. May 2007 @ 14:20 |
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hello jaybo.....
I've sure gotten old. I've had 2 By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.
But.....Thank God, I still have my Tennessee driver's license!
*(so their...........
As J was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "J, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
*(so their again...........
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gerry1
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23. May 2007 @ 14:43 |
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@Billyboy ... LOL! I love such jokes and I have a ton of them but if memory serves, we've had complaints about them in the past because they're not politically correct LOL!
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23. May 2007 @ 14:46 |
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Tehee, i couldnt resist :P
Thanks ireland!![afterdawn legend]
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23. May 2007 @ 14:50 |
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billybob Science Exams
QUOTE billybob
Tehee, i couldnt resist :P
IRELAND,ME TOOOO
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants
like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to
flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature
hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the
abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the
heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I,
O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie
Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome .
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight
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23. May 2007 @ 14:57 |
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Thanks ireland!![afterdawn legend]
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23. May 2007 @ 14:58 |
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Originally posted by ireland:
hello jaybo.....
that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia.
NOW that isn't resent is it???? hehehe.
sent you a PM mate!! :)
....gm
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23. May 2007 @ 15:05 |
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Quote:
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie
I loved these ones thanxs mate :) Made me LMAO :D
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