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Where Did All The Old Timers Go, A Public Meeting Place For Open Discussion
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27. May 2007 @ 09:29 |
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Personally.I think you should stop having such a hissy fit ripper, and get back to working out how to run .exes on your school network :P
Thanks ireland!![afterdawn legend]
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27. May 2007 @ 09:40 |
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F1 is whats boring NO PASSING pretty much the whole race.
growing up in Indianapolis being the "Race Captiol Of The World" most people are race fans here .Thats why its the largest sporting event in the world
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27. May 2007 @ 10:40 |
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stuff the cars...bikes are the way to go
MotoGP...W.S.B. and best of all, the street races
Irelands NorthWest 200...Isle of Man TT ;)
forgot to say..Hi All
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27. May 2007 @ 18:03 |
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GOOD NIGHT,I LEAVE ME CUTE LITTLE LOVABLE PUSSY CAT TO PROTECT MY BACK.
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27. May 2007 @ 18:30 |
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Good night all! We've just had a hell of a thunder-storm here in Philly; while we do get storms, such intense ones are pretty rare. It was quite something to see. I've just opened all my windows; I love that smell right after a thunderstorm and it will make for nice sleeping. Bonsoir!
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27. May 2007 @ 23:59 |
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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
Why the early bird gets the worm;
Life isn't always fair;
and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year- old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Tylenol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
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28. May 2007 @ 08:23 |
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afternoon..
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end."
I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."
"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
I don't remember much after that...
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28. May 2007 @ 08:38 |
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Lmao ireland thats class.
Thanks ireland!![afterdawn legend]
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28. May 2007 @ 08:52 |
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billybob you wouldn't know class if it hit you up side the head. hehehe.
ireland that's a beauty!! Love the golf jokes. LOL.
....gm
Good afternoon to all and hope your Memorial Day is going well. :)
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28. May 2007 @ 10:21 |
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Good Afternoon Everyone! And a warm and brotherly salute to all members here who served in the armed forces of whichever country they call home.
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28. May 2007 @ 10:56 |
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OLD GAS STATIONS
WHEN GAS WAS LESS THEN A DOLLAR
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28. May 2007 @ 12:15 |
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i remember thoses days Ireland and sure miss them lol
This message has been edited since posting. Last time this message was edited on 28. May 2007 @ 12:16
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28. May 2007 @ 12:30 |
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Yeah, I remember them too. I worked in a gas station when I was a kid (no self serve in those days) and a lot of the older folks would tell how much gas to pump by the gallon, not the dollar amount. Doing that today would sure be a costly error!
@aabbccdd...I agree almost entirely with your eulogy to common sense! I had a nun put me in the hospital once so I'm kind of iffy on the school discipline thing LOL!
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28. May 2007 @ 12:54 |
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Happy Memorial Day
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Memorial Day is a United States federal holiday that is observed on the last Monday of May (observed this year on 2007-05-28). It was formerly known as Decoration Day. This holiday commemorates U.S. men and women who have died in military service to their country. It began first to honor Union soldiers who died during the American Civil War. After World War I, it expanded to include those who died in any war or military action. One of the longest standing traditions is the running of the Indianapolis 500, which has been held in conjunction with Memorial Day since 1911.
more here link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memorial_Day
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28. May 2007 @ 13:44 |
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Nice joke Ireland that woke me up today :)
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"the mediocre teacher tells. the good teacher explains. the superior teacher demonstrates. the great teacher inspires."- William Aruthur Ward
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28. May 2007 @ 19:16 |
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GOOD NIGHT ALL..
SWEET DREAMS TO YE ALL...
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28. May 2007 @ 20:36 |
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LOL, good one guys, anyway, my first gallon of gas I paid for cost me 26 cents, besides Ireland how many can remember that one.
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29. May 2007 @ 03:30 |
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I can remember the old stations, they were the best. You probably knew the owner and he cleaned your windshield and checked your oil, no matter whether you bought one gallon or one dollars worth of gas.
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29. May 2007 @ 04:20 |
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When I was little my dad owned a gas station. I have a picture of me
at 2 years old standing by the sign. It said 9 cents a gallon. How
old does that make me? I'll never tell.
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29. May 2007 @ 04:28 |
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Good morning everyone!
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I can remember the old stations, they were the best. You probably knew the owner and he cleaned your windshield and checked your oil, no matter whether you bought one gallon or one dollars worth of gas.
Hell, now they even charge you for air for your tires! (Ever notice how the damned machine knocks off after only two tires?)
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29. May 2007 @ 04:49 |
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Good morning gerry and all at AD. I guess we better keep our comments to ourselves. Someone will figure out our ages. HeHeHe
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29. May 2007 @ 05:20 |
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Now now, no comments about gerry's age, hes only just reached triple figures, so dont be horrible.
Thanks ireland!![afterdawn legend]
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29. May 2007 @ 05:38 |
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billybob, I was thinking of my age more than gerry's age. You have a good day, now.
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29. May 2007 @ 06:19 |
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@billyboy...Who are you calling old; young whippersnapper you! I'm still young and limber enough to chase your little butt all over coventry! Here is a pic of me taken just last week; I'm just a spring chicken!
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29. May 2007 @ 08:08 |
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