Favourite Disses
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19. December 2005 @ 11:09 |
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post all your favourite disses here, i don't have many, but i do know a pretty good one against blondes......... Blondes are like lava lamps, they look good, but aren't very bright
post your favourite disses
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shuboy00
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19. December 2005 @ 12:01 |
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Man...i dont remember dissing anyone since middle school! All the ones we said were corny and lame, like "yo mama so" disses, and "yo breath so hot" disses....those were the days!
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19. December 2005 @ 13:04 |
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lol, i remember yo momma disses, i got one.... "your momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
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Daniel_G
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19. December 2005 @ 18:25 |
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How's this one : "Yer momma's so big, the state assigned her a postal code" :)
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20. December 2005 @ 06:45 |
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Here's an oldie: "Yer momma's so fat, when God said 'let there be light', he had to ask her to move"
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20. December 2005 @ 11:17 |
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@fewtew - pls remove email address from sig
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chimpanel
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20. December 2005 @ 12:45 |
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how bout this your muma is so fat pple run round her for exercise or your muma is so fat she got more roles than a bakery, lastly your muma is so fat she gets in the bath, fills it up, then turns the taps on.
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20. December 2005 @ 12:58 |
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LOL, all of those are halarious yo momma jokes, anyone got blonde or any other jokes?
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ddp
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20. December 2005 @ 14:01 |
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fewtew, no shouting & email address as per forum rules above.
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20. December 2005 @ 14:06 |
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what does a screen door and a blonde have in common? the more u slam them the looser they get. what does a blonde call head room? tilt steering wheel. how do u drowned a blonde? put a scatch and sniff on the bottom of the bath tub.
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20. December 2005 @ 14:20 |
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LOL, nice ones
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chimpanel
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21. December 2005 @ 00:41 |
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Does anyone have bad chat up lines? I know a few, here are some of the best ones.
Your eyes are like spanners, every time i look into them my nuts tighten.
Hey baby lets play army soldiers, I will lay on the floor whilst you blow me up.
I suggest not using them unless you want to be slapped (in a bad kind of way) or you want to break up with someone.
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21. December 2005 @ 11:10 |
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LOL, i'll remember them, but try not to use them
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21. December 2005 @ 11:13 |
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My favorite - Wanna grab a 6 pack and screw...or don't you drink?
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