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19. December 2005 @ 11:09 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
post all your favourite disses here, i don't have many, but i do know a pretty good one against blondes......... Blondes are like lava lamps, they look good, but aren't very bright

post your favourite disses

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19. December 2005 @ 12:01 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Man...i dont remember dissing anyone since middle school! All the ones we said were corny and lame, like "yo mama so" disses, and "yo breath so hot" disses....those were the days!

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19. December 2005 @ 13:04 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
lol, i remember yo momma disses, i got one.... "your momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

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19. December 2005 @ 18:25 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
How's this one : "Yer momma's so big, the state assigned her a postal code" :)

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20. December 2005 @ 06:45 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Here's an oldie: "Yer momma's so fat, when God said 'let there be light', he had to ask her to move"

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20. December 2005 @ 11:17 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
@fewtew - pls remove email address from sig



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20. December 2005 @ 12:45 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
how bout this your muma is so fat pple run round her for exercise or your muma is so fat she got more roles than a bakery, lastly your muma is so fat she gets in the bath, fills it up, then turns the taps on.

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20. December 2005 @ 12:58 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
LOL, all of those are halarious yo momma jokes, anyone got blonde or any other jokes?

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20. December 2005 @ 14:01 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
fewtew, no shouting & email address as per forum rules above.
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20. December 2005 @ 14:06 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
what does a screen door and a blonde have in common? the more u slam them the looser they get. what does a blonde call head room? tilt steering wheel. how do u drowned a blonde? put a scatch and sniff on the bottom of the bath tub.

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20. December 2005 @ 14:20 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
LOL, nice ones

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chimpanel
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21. December 2005 @ 00:41 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Does anyone have bad chat up lines? I know a few, here are some of the best ones.

Your eyes are like spanners, every time i look into them my nuts tighten.

Hey baby lets play army soldiers, I will lay on the floor whilst you blow me up.

I suggest not using them unless you want to be slapped (in a bad kind of way) or you want to break up with someone.
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21. December 2005 @ 11:10 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
LOL, i'll remember them, but try not to use them

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21. December 2005 @ 11:13 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
My favorite - Wanna grab a 6 pack and screw...or don't you drink?

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