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Lets Paint The Kettle Black,Do You Have A Bitch On Whats Going On Around The Site Or Any Thing Negative To Report
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30. January 2007 @ 09:00 |
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We're all noobs at any time we start something we've never done before, hence forty years ago I knew better than wear that stupid looking rubber apron. My Chief could hardly contain himself laughing so hard. It is funny looking back on it and yes, I survived all the years.
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30. January 2007 @ 09:13 |
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JUMPER CABLE OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS
A. CHECKING THE VEHICLE
CHECK THAT:
1. The two vehicles have the same battery voltage (6, 12 or 24 volts).
2. The two vehicles are not touching.
3. The ignition switches are off on both vehicles.
4. The gears are in neutral or park on both vehicles.
5. The hand brakes are set on both vehicles.
B. ADDED PRECAUTIONS AND PREPARATIONS.
1. Be especially carful that the red clamps, on either end do not touch the black clamps.
2. Before connecting, spread the clamps on both ends wide apart.
3. Remember that Red symbolizes positive (+) and black symbolizes negative (-).
4. Be careful to avoid moving parts such as belts and fan blades.
5. Connection and disconnecting the booster cable to the batteries is extremely important. You are not connecting the cable to the battery correctly if it causes a large spark. Please carefully follow the steps in the exact sequence as outlined in the Section C.
C. CONNECTING AND DISCONNECTING THE CABLE.
1. Connect one RED (+) clamp to the bad battery terminal post marked POSITIVE (+).
2. Connect the other RED (+) to the good battery post marked POSITIVE (+).
3. Connect the BLACK (-) clamp to the good battery marked NEGATIVE (-).
4. Connect the other BLACK (-) clamp to a ground (metal frame, or engine block) of the vehicle with the bad battery.
5. Turn on ignition of the vehicle with the bad battery and attemp to start the vehicle. If the vehicle does not start immediately, start the vehicle with the good battery. This will avoid excessive drain on the good battery.
6. After the engine of the vehicle with the bad battery is running normally, disconnect the clamps in the reverse order (steps 4, 3, 2 1 above)
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30. January 2007 @ 09:41 |
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ireland,
you really are one in a million. thanks again for all the information you manage to drop upon us.
God bless You!!!
Chuck
"Men are slower to recognize blessings than misfortunes." Titus Livius (59BC-17AD)
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30. January 2007 @ 10:21 |
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Oops, hahaha my dad's method worked (my friend also told me the same method) but wasn't correct apparently. I will print off those instructions and put them in my truck's glove box for future reference. Thanks Ireland! :)
Peace
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30. January 2007 @ 10:42 |
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@Ireland ... well done indeed; perhaps you should post that in the "guides" section LOL!
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30. January 2007 @ 10:59 |
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ireland
Can you tell me how to jup off my GF when shes tied and leather bound? I cant find the plus and minus on the "peaks"
sorry sorry....gota drag my mind out of the gutter and get a GF LOL
Copyright infringement is nothing more than civil disobedience to a bad set of laws. Lets renegotiate them.
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30. January 2007 @ 11:20 |
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Originally posted by ZIppyDSM:
ireland
Can you tell me how to jup off my GF when shes tied and leather bound? I cant find the plus and minus on the "peaks"
sorry sorry....gota drag my mind out of the gutter and get a GF LOL
LOL - You do make me laugh Zippy XD
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30. January 2007 @ 11:21 |
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quote ZIppyDSM
I cant find the plus and minus on the "peaks"
ye are not looking to hard..ye might need help
as below for a jump start
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30. January 2007 @ 11:52 |
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Originally posted by ireland:
quote ZIppyDSM
I cant find the plus and minus on the "peaks"
ye are not looking to hard..ye might need help
as below for a jump start
:P
Copyright infringement is nothing more than civil disobedience to a bad set of laws. Lets renegotiate them.
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30. January 2007 @ 12:58 |
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OK, so I did some email hunts today (on the aD forums) and am not sure what would be better, clicking the "Report" button as all of the post are three months old or less.
Or just post the threads here in the complaint thread for Ireland and other mods frequenting this thread to take care of?
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30. January 2007 @ 20:13 |
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dealt with
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30. January 2007 @ 20:25 |
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Thanks ddp.
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30. January 2007 @ 20:44 |
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no problem tho spent about 1.5hrs doing all the offensive reports before going thru my regular forums & emails.
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30. January 2007 @ 20:48 |
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Thanks again for doing that ddp. I tried to make sure the post dates where from Dec. 2006 at the latest.
I was surprised how many where actually posted in the past two weeks, it seemed like almost all of them.
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31. January 2007 @ 07:50 |
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Living Will
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,
"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and
drink fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
She's Such A Bitch......
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31. January 2007 @ 08:25 |
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LMFAO Ireland, keep em coming!
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31. January 2007 @ 08:39 |
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Ireland, you're the best.
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31. January 2007 @ 09:00 |
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i have not posted this in a while
At FlamingText you can create cool, custom images for FREE, to use on your website, or in your e-mail.
http://www.flamingtext.com/
enjoy
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31. January 2007 @ 09:13 |
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gerry1,jokes ye like
A Jewish Custom
A nice Jewish girl brings home her fiancé to meet her parents.
After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. Father invites the fiancé to his study for schnapps. "So, what are your plans?" the father asks the fiancé.
"I am a Torah scholar," he replies.
"A Torah scholar," the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?"
"I will study," the young man replies, "...and God will provide for us."
"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.
"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us."
"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?" "Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancé.
The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the fiancé insists that God will provide.
Later, the mother asks, "So, nu? How did it go?"
The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
American In Mexico
November 22, 2001
There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said, ''Can I rent a donkey?'
The guy said, "We don't call them donkeys here, we call them asses. This is the only a@@ I have left, and you have to scratch him when you want to make him stop."
The guy rides his a@@ for a while, sees a hotdog stand, and asks for a hotdog. The vendor replies, "We don't call them hotdogs here we call the wieners."
Meanwhile his donkey is wandering away, so he goes up to another tourist and says "Will you hold my wiener while I scratch my a@@?"
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31. January 2007 @ 09:19 |
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HAY DDP TEACH AND LEARN
Are You A Real Teacher?
May 1, 2003
If you agree with at least ten of the following, you are a
real teacher. You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick. You find humor in other people's stupidity.
You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work 8 to 3 and have summers free". You believe chocolate is a food group. You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside. You believe "shallow gene pool" should have its own box on the report card.
You believe that unspeakable evil will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids are sure mellow today." When out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at a child.
You have no time for a life from August through June. Putting all "A's" on a report card would make your life SO much easier. When you mention vegetables, you are not talking about food.
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce. You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac.
You encourage a parent to check into home schooling. You believe no one should be permitted to reproduce without having taught in a middle school for a least five years.
You can't have children because there isn't any name you can hear that wouldn't elevate your blood pressure.
You can "sense" gum. You think caffeine should be available to staff in IV form. Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this
kid like that?". Your personal life comes to a screeching halt at report card time.
Who Is Stupid?
May 1, 2006
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
Johan in Hell
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. "Whales can't swallow people," the teacher said. "Even though they are large mammals, their throats are very small."
"But Jonah was swallowed by a whale," the little girl replied.
"That just can't be," the teacher said. "It's physically impossible."
"When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah," said the little girl.
The teacher looked down at her, smiled and asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you'll ask him."
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31. January 2007 @ 12:25 |
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MY BITCH FOR TODAY
Dog beaten to death
31/01/2007
22:09:42
Thugs hacked off a pet dog?s leg and cut its throat after beating it to death during a brutal onslaught, it emerged tonight.
The three-year-old boxer?s mutilated corpse was discovered in a field close to Carnlough, Co Antrim, on Monday night.
The USPCA animal welfare group warned that the heartless killers might strike again.
?There?s a lot of pet owners in that village who will be very worried about their own animals and we can?t give them any reassurance so people would need to come forward and start talking to us about who did this,? a spokesman said.
A post mortem found that the animal had been bludgeoned to death then had its front leg cut off while large areas of flesh were missing from around the throat.
The representative said the USPCA could think of no reason for the attack.
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31. January 2007 @ 12:29 |
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ANOTHER BITCH FOR TODAY
Son identified father's body by his moustache
31/01/2007
14:09:51
A man strangled and beaten to death in his home was so badly disfigured that his son could only identify him by his moustache, an inquest heard today.
Blood was sprayed throughout the Ross Cottages home in West Belfast after Michael Peter McParland, 44, was discovered lifeless and on fire in December 1999.
Mr McParland, a divorced father-of-three, was preparing to buy Christmas presents for his grandson when he was killed and dumped naked in his bedroom.
His son Gerard told the Belfast inquest: ?The only way I recognised my father was by his moustache.?
Gerard Heaney dragged his body from the burning house. Mr McParland had blackened arms and fingers, one of his feet burned and blood discharged from his nose and ear.
Police have arrested five people and discovered a one-and-a-half-inch knife in a nearby property, but despite extensive forensic testing of blood and fingerprint samples there has been no prosecution.
His grieving son told the hearing that he had given up hope in the investigation which remains active, but afterwards made an emotional appeal for anybody with information to come forward.
?I would like people to come forward because I have been grieving for so long.
?He was brilliant, he was a dad, he had three sons and lost a son, David, through a car crash and lost his wife Elizabeth.?
The tragedy-stricken family has also suffered the loss of Michael McParland?s brother, murdered by the UVF in 1980.
http://www.irishnews.com/index.html
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31. January 2007 @ 12:37 |
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Wow, I can't believe that people do such horrible things to animals.
I learned in Psychology that its common for people who abuse, kill and mutilate animals to turn into serial killers. Its, as far as I remember, been proven that many serial killers start out by serial killing animals then they move onto humans.
Thats one of the reasons law enforcement take the mutilating of an animals corpse so serious.
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31. January 2007 @ 13:37 |
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THERES HOPE FOR YE GUYS THAT LOVE BREASTS,MEANING YE CAN HAVE THEM HANGING AROUND FOR A QUICK FEEL ON YE OWN BODY...AND GIRLS THAT WANT THE BIG ONES
Natural oils gave young boys breasts
* 22:00 31 January 2007
* NewScientist.com news service
* Andy Coghlan
Three young boys grew breast tissue after exposure to lotions and shampoos containing lavender or tea tree oil, researchers say.
It is not uncommon for boys to develop breast tissue during puberty or just after, but the boys affected by the plant oils were aged four, seven and 10.
The natural oils may be ?gender-bending? chemicals mimicking effects of the female hormone, oestrogen, the findings suggest. The boys were otherwise normal, and lost the breast tissue within months of discontinuing use of the products.
Researchers who identified the oils as the cause of the abnormalities in the three pre-pubertal boys have warned parents and doctors to beware of the effects of any toiletry products containing the oils.
?If consumers are concerned about exposure to lavender or tea tree oil, they should talk to their physicians,? says Derek Henley of the US National Institute of Health Sciences labs in Research Triangle Park, North Carolina, US. ?Now that physicians are aware of the problem, they can document cases,? adds Henley, whose team identified the oils as the probable cause in three affected boys.
Oestrogen mimics
In follow-up lab tests on breast cells, they confirmed that the oils act both as oestrogen mimics, and as suppressors of masculinising hormone signals. ?These are definitely the first substances to show a combination of oestrogen mimicry and anti-androgenic activity,? says Henley.
?This report raises an issue of concern, since lavender oil and tea tree oil are sold over-the-counter in their ?pure? form and are present in an increasing number of commercial products, including shampoos, hair gels, soaps and body lotions,? the researchers warn.
Henley says that there are ?multitudes? of products on offer containing the oils. But despite finding the connection, he says that the scale of effects remain completely unknown.
?It?s not fair to speculate on what the effects might be in girls, older women or older men,? he says.
Because the boys were each exposed to the oils regularly for weeks, the researchers speculate that there might be a threshold ?dose? for the effects to kick in. This, in turn, could depend on the concentration of the oil in the product, the duration of use, the frequency of use and genetic factors which make certain people, but not others, vulnerable to the effects.
Journal reference: New England Journal of Medicine (vol 365, p 479)
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31. January 2007 @ 13:46 |
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Interesting article there Ireland. Thats crazy that an oil could case (or increase in the females case) breast tissue to grow. Scientific discoveries are always interesting and worth my time to read, I believe that the more you learn, the better off you are or will become in life.
Maybe not in a financial sense but I strongly believe that knowledge is power.
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