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Auslander
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6. April 2005 @ 04:00 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
just ask Jesus how he did it :-P


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6. April 2005 @ 04:32 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Actually, you can't clone Einstein from his brain, because someone stole it!!!

Einstein's brain was stolen from an autopsy room at Princeton Hospital by this ambitious young pathologist, and he took it away and would never give it back, on the principle that possession was nine-tenths of the law, and in fact it resides to this very day in a beer cooler, and various sections of the brain are removed from time to time and given to different crackpot scientists.

Scientists examining Einstein's brain discovered a 15 percent abnormal growth in the temple area, the area associated with mathematical abstraction. And the connective tissue, which usually flaps over in most people, seems strangely loose, suggesting a free flow of neuron activity.

.....oooops, farted again, damn you nephilim, what have you given me

/me checks for lumps





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6. April 2005 @ 07:32 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
got to watch for those lumpies & thongs as they don't mix
regor
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6. April 2005 @ 20:54 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
hey, wait a minute... is that a quantum leap?

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regor
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6. April 2005 @ 20:59 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
I have some abnormal growth (no Nephilim, nothing like the twins) around my temple area but I always thought it was hair. Go figure. I must me border-line genius!

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regor
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6. April 2005 @ 21:04 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
and look, Auslander is back, and he's preaching. hmmmmm... is this the spiritual side of Auslander?

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regor
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6. April 2005 @ 21:08 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
I have a piece of Einstein's brain, I don't know if it was stolen or not, but it is embedded deep into my carpet.... rug-doctors can't seem to get the ein part of the stein out. Very frustrating!

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regor
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6. April 2005 @ 21:17 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
and ddp say's he's got too much time on his hands... what if you were border-line genius and during a quantum leap you were listening to someone preach Jesus all the while dealing with an abnormal growth on your temple as well as a port-wine (or worse) stein on your carpet?

regor



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6. April 2005 @ 22:02 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
i read that Einstein had a ASD (austic specrum disorder) and he had Aspergers (sorry about the spelling its shocking)

Anyway I am 28yrs old, feel too old learning all this stuff but I guess I better otherwise one day my kids will take over which I guess they well. I am mum to three kids 4, 2 and 1yr old older two are boys the youngest a girl. And she loves the computer boys are more instrest in cars lol.

I live sydney australia, in penrith.

Best be off my oldest has soccer training (cant belive I am a soccer mum never would of thought about 10yrs ago lol)

Cheers :D

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7. April 2005 @ 01:08 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
hay pulsar looks like you got something going here all this brainy talking going on we might just sus out the meaning of life LOL

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it's 42 right?


me1
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7. April 2005 @ 02:16 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
do you mean 42 posts or life begins at 42?lol

gess who said all this....

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.

The process of scientific discovery is, in effect, a continual flight from wonder.

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike-and yet it is the most precious thing we have.

I assert that the cosmic religious experience is the strongest and the noblest driving force behind scientific research.
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7. April 2005 @ 02:52 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
He also said

"There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle; you can live as if everything is a miracle."

"It's not that I'm so smart , it's just that I stay with problems longer ."

"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination."


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7. April 2005 @ 03:40 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
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and look, Auslander is back, and he's preaching. hmmmmm... is this the spiritual side of Auslander?
i've always been a good christian boy, regor :-P


Taz, i've got a shirt that says "Reality is merely an illusion" on the back, and on the front, the equation E=MC^2 is used to form a portrait of Einstein...so i have a good idea who said all that stuff! :-)


regor
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8. April 2005 @ 21:09 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
hmmmm... I wonder what dear kitty would say about that?

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8. April 2005 @ 22:28 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Just wanted to make sure i'm still a member here as i don't visit as as i use to.Still the best site around and Mr_Taz_UK i love the pic mate.

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Auslander
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9. April 2005 @ 13:30 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
the kitty doesn't mind...she's a christian, too! :-P


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9. April 2005 @ 19:13 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
well it doesn't get any better than that! A good book, a cat, and half a wolf. Purrrfectly purrrfect!

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Auslander
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10. April 2005 @ 05:53 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
the beginnings of a great family! :-P


ddp
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10. April 2005 @ 07:14 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
of hybrids!!!!
Auslander
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10. April 2005 @ 12:18 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
indeedy :)


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11. April 2005 @ 01:23 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Wow this is the longest thread I have ever seen! Anyways I posted last year when I was 17..and I'm 18 now!! I'll have to check in every year and update! :-P
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11. April 2005 @ 09:43 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
We must believe that it is the darkest before the afterdawn of a beautiful new world.
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14. April 2005 @ 20:02 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
17... 18 in june :)
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14. April 2005 @ 23:48 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
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17... 18 in june :)
Same as me :-), when in June... mine is the 9th...

Everybody write it in there diaries, im expecting presents from you all.... :P
 
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