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Best Movie Lines
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mikeyb25
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12. March 2005 @ 18:43 |
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Had an idea for a thread-Best movie lines.
Army of Darkness-
I got news for you pal. You aint leadin' but two things, Jack and S@#t. And Jack left town.
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12. March 2005 @ 19:02 |
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AMERICAN ME
"No bodys talking when im talking fellas so shut the phuq up"
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12. March 2005 @ 20:36 |
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geestar: my dad worked on American Me (Prop Master)
One of my all time favorite movies is 'Oh Brother, Where Art Thou", so here's one of my favorite quotes:
Pete: Well hell, it ain't square one! Ain't nobody gonna pick up three filthy, unshaved hitch-hikers, and one of them a know-it-all that can't keep his trap shut.
Ulysses: Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism. Consider the lilies of the goddamn field or... hell! Take at look at Delmar here as your paradigm of hope.
Delmar: Yeah, look at me.
edited 4 typo
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12. March 2005 @ 22:52 |
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The best one I have ever come across is this, see if you can guess which film it is.
Attendent:Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Bloke:Yesss!
Attendent:How may I help you?
Bloke:You can start by wiping that fcukin dumb ass smile of your rosie fcukin cheeks, and you can give me a fcukin automobile, a fcukin Datsun, a fcukin Toyota, a fcukin Mustang, a fcukin Buick, 4 fcukin wheels and a seat.
Attendent:I really don't care for the way you're spoeaking to me.
Bloke:And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fcukin knowhere, with fcukin keys to a fcukin car that isn't fcukin there, and I really didn't care to fcukin walk down a fcukin highway and across a fcukin runway to get back here to have you smile at my fcukin face; I want a fcukin car right fcukin now?
Attendent:May I see your rental agreement?
Bloke:I threw it away
Attendent:Oh boy
Bloke:Oh boy, what
Attendent:You're fcuked.
The amount of bad language was quite intense for such a small scene, but he pulled it off very well and highlighted how fcuked off he really was.............LOL
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14. March 2005 @ 13:11 |
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My personal favourite.. Blazin' saddles.
Sheriff Bart - Whats your name?
Waco Kid - Well my name is Jim, but most people call me.............. Jim.
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14. March 2005 @ 13:30 |
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i'll be back!!!- terminator 2 & the running man
go ahead, make my day!!!- dirty harry
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14. March 2005 @ 16:45 |
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Hey baby ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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16. March 2005 @ 02:57 |
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baabaa, is the answer: Planes,train,and automobiles?
If not,here's a funny line from it:
Where are your hands at?
Between 2 pillows!
Them aren't pillows!
How bout dem bears?,yea-yea- going all the way this year-yea, lol
Squizzle, laughed my ass off during jay and silent bob strike back.Especially:
Do you love snakes?
Yea!
Even trouser snakes?
Ooh, what's a trouser snake?
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16. March 2005 @ 05:16 |
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Jay and Silent Bob's full of funny ass lines. If you watch the deleted scenes on the special features disc there is one where right after they get to Hollywood (right before they meet up with Tracy Morgan) and they meet some hookers. The hookers are like "You boys wanna get nasty?" and Jay goes on this rant that completely grosses them out. It's hilarious.
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16. March 2005 @ 08:04 |
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Thats it saugmon, spot on.
I love that film, I don't think I have ever seen another like it, pity John Candy is no longer with us.........
...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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16. March 2005 @ 08:15 |
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"I never killed anybody that didn't deserve it."
Christopher Walken aka Frank White in "The King Of New York"
From "Half Baked",
Brian - "You said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace! How much does that gotta cost man?"
Thurgood - "Obviously you missed the point of that story Brian."
From "Shakes The Clown",
Old male clown at the bar - "Weatherman get alot of pussy."
Old heavyset black female clown at the bar - "They ain't got the kind of pussy I got. I got that peanut butter pussy - brown, smooth and easy to spread!"
From "Texas Chainsaw massacre 2",
"Llllllllick my plate you doooog dick!" - Chop Top (who has a metal plate in his head)
"Dog will hunt!" - Chop Top
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! My brain's burnin'!" Chop Top after getting nailed in the head with a chainsaw and sparks flew.
"Your suffering will be legendary even in Hell" - Pinhead in "Hellraiser"
"Ohhhhhhhh children!" - Robert Mitchum in "Night of the Hunter"
"Heeeeeere's Johnny!!!" Jack Nicholson in "The Shining"
"He hates the cans!" Steve Martin in "The Jerk"
More to come..........
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ddp
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16. March 2005 @ 08:16 |
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he is entertainig upstairs with rodney dangerfield
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16. March 2005 @ 09:49 |
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"Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!" - Gunnery Seargent Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket".
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16. March 2005 @ 09:56 |
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Another classic movie...Pulp Fiction
Vincent: And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f*ck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac". What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
edit 4 damn typo
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16. March 2005 @ 12:28 |
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That is certainly a classic! There are many good lines to be found in Pulp Fiction.
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16. March 2005 @ 14:01 |
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yeah Tarantino is a genious. I have yet to see Big Lebowski, but the Kill Bill movies were killer!
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16. March 2005 @ 14:22 |
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Benders' reply to the Masked Unit in the cinema;
"They should have stopped making her about half way through!"
Those who watch Futurama will know the scene I mean!
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16. March 2005 @ 14:34 |
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ah Futurama...my only reason for living. I'm so glad Cartoon Network's Adult Swim keeps airing them. I was really hoping Matt Groening would cancel the Simpsons while they were on top, and keep going with Futurama, but no such luck. Futurama is the single most best cartoon ever made. I can't make it through the day if I don't listen to Green Day, and I don't see an episode of Futurama.
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16. March 2005 @ 17:24 |
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OK mines lame but I love the movie :-)
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16. March 2005 @ 17:55 |
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Memorable Quotes from
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
jay: Yo baby, you ever had your a$$h*le licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
Whillenholly: And might I add, that is one fine looking boy you are raising.
Jay: Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm. See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fu=k on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% qu**r. He LOVES the co%k.
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17. March 2005 @ 00:18 |
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shane falco: pain heals..chicks dig scars...glory lasts forever
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17. March 2005 @ 13:49 |
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Philipman you stole my line...oh well.
Since Futurama got brought into this one, what about Family Guy. Every episode's got at least one that should be on this thread.
Peter: Let's go drink till we can't feel feelings.
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17. March 2005 @ 16:21 |
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sorry squizzle I did not see that :)
van wilder
van: don't be a fool wrap your tool.
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17. March 2005 @ 16:58 |
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FMJ:
"Your days of fingerbanging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her purty pink panties are over!"
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17. March 2005 @ 17:16 |
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Stifler: SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!
Jim: Okay, let's go!
Michelle: What's my name! SAY MY NAME BITCH!!
Jim: Uh...MICHELLE! MICHELLE!! (various things in the room break) Oh God!
Jim: What exactly does third base feel like?
Oz: Like warm apple pie.
Jim: Yeah?
Oz: Yeah.
Jim: Apple pie, huh?
Oz: Uh huh.
Jim: McDonald's or homemade?
south park the movie
Army General: YOU TOLD US THAT WINDOWS 98 WOULD BE FASTER, AND MORE EFFICIENT WITH BETTER ACCESS TO THE INTERNET!
Bill Gates: It IS faster! Over five million.....(General Shoots him)
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