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o yeah that movie had for much funny sh*t in it.
Van Wilder: Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.
Van Wilder: What is wrong with people today?
Hutch: [taking a hit from a bong] It's the internet, it fries their brain cells.
Van Wilder: Take your clothes off.
Gwen: I'm not taking off my clothes.
Van Wilder: Well it is the naked mile run, everybody else is in their birthday suit.
[A hairy naked guy runs by]
Van Wilder: Except that guy
Van Wilder: Crazy kids with their crazy VDs.
Hutch: I've got a plan. Let's go get fucked up.
Van Wilder: Sounds good.
Van Wilder: Her name's Naomi. That's "I moan" backwards.
Gwen: I'm doing a human interest piece... on you.
Van Wilder: I'm flattered, I'd love for your piece to be on me.
[looks up at the ceiling and sighs]
Van Wilder: ... But sadly I don't do interviews, never have, never will. Do lunch though.
Van Wilder: We'll be accepting donations in the form of cash, visa, and full frontal nudity.
yeah 15 bucks for a nickle I better trip balls for 15 bucks
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22. March 2005 @ 21:40 |
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theres loadsa funny lines from Snatch.a few of my favs:
-why do they call im the bullet dodger?
-cuz he dodges bullets avid
-i dont care if his names Muyhammed 'im ard' Bruce Lee
-wha' proper fcuked?
haha.
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23. March 2005 @ 05:55 |
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Yeah Van Wilder was a funny as hell movie!
That dog part still turns my stomach!
LOL!
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Tyler Durden: It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
Fight Club is one of the best movies ever made!
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old school
Mitch Martin: True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
Beanie: Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.
[after learning he's going to be expelled]
Weensie: Listen, this is a serious situation. I mean, I'm kicked out of school. I don't know what I'm gonna do, man. My mom's gonna kill me.
Mitch: C'mon, she's not gonna kill you.
Weensie: Yes she is. See, I'm the first one to go to college in my family and when I left she said, "Weensie, if you screw this up, I'll kill you." She showed me the knife.
Beanie: You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday?
Peppers: You should pull that out.
Frank: Wait, pull what out?
Peppers: The dart. You gotta fu*king dart in your neck.
Frank: [laughs] Y-You're crazy, man. You're crazy. I like you, but you're crazy.
Mitch: A professor lived here for like thirty years and died.
Beanie: That's awesome.
Beanie: Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die.
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23. March 2005 @ 19:25 |
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97bullock, if you like snatch you will love Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels!
My rendition of its better to have loved and lost to have never loved before...."Its better to have gotten some action and lost some self esteem than to never have gotten any action at all." http://www.usfguy.net |
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23. March 2005 @ 19:50 |
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"Charlie don't surf!"
- Apocolypse Now
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"There's nothin' like a nice red beaver!"
- Jack Nicholson in "one Flew Over The Cukoo's Nest"
"Viddy well my brother, viddy well."
- A Clockwork Orange
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south park
Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.
Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Cartman: It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
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23. March 2005 @ 19:57 |
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One of my PERSONAL favorites:
From the movie Hackers
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You wanted to know who I am, Zero Cool? Well
let me explain the New World Order. Governments and corporations need people like you and me. We are samurai. The keyboard cowboys. And all those other people out there who have no idea what's going on are the cattle. Mooo! I need your help, you need my
help. Let me help you earn your spurs. Ahh, think about it. Enjoy the laptop, "Cool"!
Tell me where the disk is.
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LOL! The best!
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south park
Mr. Garrison: I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Mr. Garrison: Okay, children. Let's all gather around and bob for stupid apples now. You go first, Bebe. That's good. Just use those mouth muscles like the girls in Beijing.
Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?
Mr. Garrison: No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.
Mr. Garrison: Let's all clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon.
Philip: This is worse than the time I fell asleep with your dick in my mouth and took a picture.
Terrance: I know, Philip, I know.
Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
Stan: One day you're gonna have to stop running and deal with what happened. Otherwise, you might as well just move to France with all the other pussies.
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Mr. Garrison: ERIC CARTMAN, how would you like to go down to the principal's office?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say to me?
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry, excuse me, what I said was <Pulls out megaphone> HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, Mr. Garrison?
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south park
Kindergartener #1: This looks too tough. We're going to play Harry Potter with the other kids.
Kindergartener #2: Me too.
Cartman: Fine. Go on and play 'Harry Butthole Pussy Potter.'
Uncle Jimbo: So you see, we have to kill animals, or else they'll die.
Choir Teacher: Well, that about does it. If you have any questions, I'll leave information packets up front.
Cartman: Oh that's good, we need some more toilet paper.
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seeing everyone said just about every line from my favourite movie "jay & silent bob strike back" >:)
heres my favourite line from 'white chicks':. "once you go black your gonna need a wheelchair"
& also from 'shaun of the dead':. "can i get any of you *unts a drink?"
last one, from 'full metal jacket':.
drill instructor:. well what do we have here? WTF is this? WTF is this Pyle?
gomer pyle:. a jelly donut sir
drill instructor:. a jelly fu*ken donut, are you allowed to have jelly donuts pyle?
gomer pyle:. sir no sir
drill instructor:. and why is that private pyle?
gomer pyle:. cause im top heavy sir
drill instructor:. yes, because you are a disgusting fat body pyle.
i used to hate going to weddings, all the old dears would poke me and say "your next", they stopped saying it after i did it to them at funerals -Chopper Reid-
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Team America
Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fu*k all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fu*ked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
Spottswoode: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".
Intelligence: [pause] Yes there is.
Sean Penn: Last year I went to Iraq. Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowering meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles.
Spottswoode: Gary is the kind of man that understands, when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact.
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24. March 2005 @ 16:50 |
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The South Park where they were doing the You Got Served thing and when the guy started singin "You do a line and I'll do a line baby." That shit was hilarious!
The one where Cartman's hand was Jennifer Lopez was kinda disturbing. You know, when he started giving Ben AFLAC a hand job.
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The one where Cartman's hand was Jennifer Lopez was kinda disturbing. You know, when he started giving Ben AFLAC a hand job.
YOUR JOKING RIGHT???!!!!
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24. March 2005 @ 17:13 |
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Yeah that was a very funny ep.
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24. March 2005 @ 17:29 |
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I saw little excerpts about it when they did a look on Trey and Matt, because of the success with South Park and the release of Team America: World Police.
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24. March 2005 @ 18:30 |
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damn need some better movies in here
Snatch
Vinny: What do you mean, Replicas?
Sol: They look the shit, don't they? And no one is going to argue. I've got some extra loud blanks just in case.
Vinny: Oh, in case we have to deafen them to death?
Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.
Bullet Tooth Tony: I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window. What does it look like I'm doin'?
Sol: You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?
Reservoir Dogs:
mr white: shit, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
Pulp Fiction:
the wolf: that's thirty minutes away. ill be there in ten.
Good Will Hunting
you're legally allowed to drink now so we thought the best thing for you was a car.
Goodfellas
devito: im funny how? funny like a clown, do i assume you? do i make you laugh? im here to fucking assume you?
Poolhall Junkies
Max: Man that chick has got body karate.
Tang: Hay do you think her tits are real? I hate chicks with fake tits.
Max: Are you kidding me? Fake tits are the greatest invention of the 20th century. Plus their safe.
Chris: Woe woe woe, safer?
Max: Yah! But Da you know that 78% of all chicks that have fake tits involved in boating accidents do not drown.
Danny Doyle: Where do you get this shit?
Max: It's common knowledge
and
Max: Did you guys know, that the average penis size is 6.4 inches? And that the average vaginal canal is 7.9 inches.Therefore, in this country alone, there's over 17,000 miles of unused, virgin pussy out there.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
mike damone: i woke up in a great mood, dont knwo what the hell happened.
12 Monkeys
Jeffrey Goines: There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.
Jeffrey Goines: Telephone call? Telephone call? That's communication with the outside world. Doctor's *discretion*. Nuh-uh. Look, hey - all of these nuts could just make phone calls, they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all these poor sane people, infecting them. Wackos everywhere, plague of madness.
James Cole: Look at them. They're just asking for it. Maybe the human race deserves to be wiped out.
Jeffrey Goines: Wiping out the human race? That's a great idea. That's great. But more of a long-term thing. I mean, first we have to focus on more immediate goals.
ok almost every line from brad pitt is a good one, watch it
American History X
danny: hate is baggage, lifes to short to be pissed off all the time
inmate: im the most dangerous man in this prison, you know why? cause i control the underwear.
to many more to list
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@huckknows
Keep em' coming...that is what this thread is here for!
;)
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Any Given Sunday
Tony D'Amato: If you're gonna be a loser, raise your hand. IF you're gonna act like a pussy, raise your hand.
[Julian Washington stands up and raises his hand]
Tony D'Amato: What the hell are you doing, J?
Julian Washington: Well, I didn't want you to be the only pussy with your hand up, so I thought I'd help you out.
Animal House
Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
Boon: Is he bigger than me?
Babs: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?
^a great one
Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.
Bluto: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.
another movie with tons of great ones, watch it
Ferris Buellers Day Off
Ed Rooney: What's the score?
Pizza Joint Owner: Nothin' nothin'.
Ed Rooney: Who's winning?
Pizza Joint Owner: The Bears.
Ferris: If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.
Cameron: You've been saying that since the fifth grade.
Economics Teacher: Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
Simone: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Economics Teacher: Thank you, Simone
Simone: No problem whatsoever.
who hasnt said that, someones name over and over imitating this
The New Guy
Luther: High school is a lot like prison: Bad food, high fences; the sex you want, you ain't gettin', the sex you gettin', you don't want. I've seen terrible things.
Dizzy: Yesterday, an eighty-year-old librarian broke my penis.
Luther: You win.
The hunt for Red October
Capt. Bart Mancuso: My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on playmate of the month.
Jeffrey Pelt: Listen, I'm a politician which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops. But it also means I keep my options open.
^^is that the exact definition there?
The Life of David Gale
Zack: 73% of all serial killers vote Republican
Road to Perdition
John Rooney: Natural law. Sons are put on this earth to trouble their fathers.
Roger Dodger
to his 16 year old nephew in a bar..
Roger: You drink that drink! Alcohol has been a social lubricant for thousands of years. What do you think, you're going to sit here tonight and reinvent the wheel?
The Usual Suspects
Verbal: Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Better off Dead
Charles De Mar: This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
paper boy: WHERES MY TWO DOLLARS!!!
The Sure Thing
Gib: You told her I was a virgin?
Lance: Women love a challenge...
Gib: You told her I was gay!
Lance: It's a bigger challenge.
Tao of Steve
Syd: What do you look for in a woman?
Dex: Uh,... Low Standards.
Syd: So, you smoke pot for breakfast, you work part time, and you ...
Dex: ... have limited potential.
Dex: Doing stuff is overrated. Like Hitler. He did a lot. But don't we all wish he woulda just stayed home and gotten stoned?
Dex: You think all Buddhist monks are like the Dalai Lama? I mean, you don't there are guys in Nepal, right, who are like, "What should I do? Should I carry packs of heavy shit for Westerners up to the top of the base camp on Mt. Everest, or should I stay down here in Katmandu and maybe just chant all day and check out chicks and pretend to be holy?"
United States of Leland
Pearl Madison: I'm only human.
Leland: How come people only say that when they've done something wrong?
City of God - awesome movie
Zé Pequeno: Can you read?
Gang Member: I can read only the pictures.
Finding Forrester
Forrester: In some cultures it's good luck to be wearing something inside-out.
Jamal: And you believe that?
Forrester: No, but it's like praying: what do you risk?
Jamal: That's not exactly a soup question, now is it?
alright sorry but i love quotes, i will stop to leave some for everyone else
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Slackers
Jeff: Yoo-hoo, it's Steve Pasternack, looking for
Angela! Angela, please!
Reanna: Do I fu*king know you?
Jeff: Uh, I lent Angela my notebook, because I take such world "famous" notes. So I was wondering if I could... are you busy with something?
Reanna: Yeah. I was masturbating.
Jeff: Heh. Hoo! Masturbating. In the dorms. Well, that's what you get when you go to art school.
Mr. Leonard: Good afternoon Mr. Dulles.
Dave: Call me Jack.
Mr. Leonard: But is says here your first name is Ethan?
Dave: Nah, just call me Jack.
Mr. Leonard: All right Jack. If you could describe yourself in one word, what would it be?
Dave: Hmmm, I'd have to say... slave to the freaky ass booty
Angela: Ethan, what is this, is this a hair doll?
Ethan: I didn't make that! It fell out of your hair that way!
Ethan: The dirty old whore told me to do it!
Scary Movie 2
Cindy Campbell: Someone help. My pussy's gone crazy.
Father McFeely: How is she?
Mrs. Voorhees: It's gotten worse Father. She won't eat. She won't talk to me. The child won't let me touch her.
Father McFeely: Yes, sometimes you have to give them candy, first.
Father McFeely: Hi, I'm Father McFeely.
Mrs. Voorhees: Yes, I'm so glad you're here.
Father McFeely: I came as fast as I could. But you know at my age the little soldier needs a lot more thumpin' before it starts pumpin'.
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/quote Roger Dodger
to his 16 year old nephew in a bar..
Roger: You drink that drink! Alcohol has been a social lubricant for thousands of years. What do you think, you're going to sit here tonight and reinvent the wheel?
men you saw that movie to god this is onbe o my favortie movies god this ones is good.
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i'm new here but got some pretty good to
Chasing amy
holden: every second I live, I know there's not another f*cking soul on this planet that I want more
alyssa: what that's so unfair.
holden: unfair???? it's unfair i'm in love with you.
alyssa: no that is unfortunate, what's so unfair is that you have to lighten your soul from that. you know what...... i'm gay, i'm f*cking gay holden
fight club
tyler: i like more autodestruction
matrix: welcome to the white rabbit hole
forrest gump: life is like a box of chocolate
zoolander: even if models have beautiful beautiful bodies, it doesn't mean that they can't die in a stupid gaz war accident.
nappoleon dynnamite: (plugging the "time machine" and getting shocked)
napoleon: this stupid piece of crap doesn't even work.
high fidelity ...... too much to say
rounders: life's just like a game of poker.... you HAVE to know when to throw in your cards
roger dodger: (yelling) HE'S NOT DADDY.... HE'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT.
roger dodger
nick: so what are you doin for livin'.
roger: basicly i sit here all day to think of way to make people feel awful about themself.
nick: ooooh i tought you were in publicity
austin powers
austin: come and sit .... the bed won't ...... bite
familly guy (cartoons not the movie)
vallet: sorry sir you can't park your van on the divving board
peter: hey! its not my van its my son
vallet: oh sorry sir. hey tom! it's not a van its just a fat kid
and so on so on
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