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Lets Paint The Kettle Black (2) Do You Have A Bitch ? Put On Your Rubbers And Wade In.
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ddp
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24. September 2007 @ 19:07 |
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blivetNC, try explain that to a classmate of mine in grade 8 when a .22cal slug took out his eye. his brother put a shell in a vice & cooked it with a torch, it went off & took his eye out. i've dealt with gunpowder when i was in my late teens & use to do underground explosions using 1 oz paint bottles.
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24. September 2007 @ 19:17 |
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My bitch(es) for today:
Can't friggin find Halo 3 anywhere.
Pakistan lost the World Cup :(
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24. September 2007 @ 19:26 |
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good night ye all,now this is a good bitch
I'm over 60 and the Armed Forces say I'm too old to track down terrorists. (You can't be older than 42 to join the military.)
They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.
For starters:
Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. If we can't kill the enemy we'll complain them into submission. "My back hurts! I'm hungry! Where's the remote?"
An 18-year-old hasn't had a legal beer yet and you shouldn't go to war until you're at least old enough to drink. The average old guy, on the other hand, has consumed 126,000 gallons of beer, and a jaunt through the desert heat with a beer and an M-60 would do wonders for the old beer belly. (Note there are 24 hours in a day and 24 bottles in a case...another convenient way to measure time!)
An 18-year-old doesn't like to get up before 10 a.m.
Old guys always get up early to pee.
If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we like soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns.
We like them almost better than naps.
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training. I can hear the Drill Sgt now, "Get down and give me ... ER ... One."
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to carry on a conversation, and to wear pants without the top of his butt crack showing and his shorts sticking out. He's hasn't figured out that a pierced tongue catches food particles, and that a 400-watt speaker in the back seat of a Honda can rupture an eardrum, and that a baseball cap has a brim to shade eyes, not the back of his head.
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.
Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten cowards who attacked us on September 11. The last thing an enemy would want to see right now is a couple of million old farts with attitudes.
Share this with your senior friends. It's purposely in big type so you can read it.
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24. September 2007 @ 19:31 |
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Oh please! I outrun bullets for lunch.
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24. September 2007 @ 19:46 |
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@ddp,
I feel sorry for his mishap, but the point was that the .22 was inside the jaws of a vice which provided a fair amount of confinement. Personnally I recommend strongly against cooking anysort of ammo, but when one is a young teenager some things seem like a good idea at the time. We got lucky on that count more than once.
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25. September 2007 @ 00:47 |
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You mean you lost it already, or you can't find it for sale? I'd be surprised if there are any copies left in stock, you should have pre-ordered!
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25. September 2007 @ 13:51 |
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Can't friggin find Halo 3 anywhere.
Really? Two of my local game stop's said they each had ~5 copies of the "Regular" edition in stock for the few that didn't pre-order the game.
Ask around, I am sure someones gonna have a copy they can sell you at the store.
My bitch:
I gotta find Halo 2. My sister borrowed it for school (XBox tournament) and I don't remember her bring it back. Howvever, she said she would check on it today.
The reason it sucks, I didn't beat Halo 2 (due to time and the fact that I was told how it ends) and now I wanna play it so I can watch the videos to remember what happened between Halo 2 and 3.
Peace
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Auslander
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25. September 2007 @ 13:56 |
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poor smithy :-(
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25. September 2007 @ 19:17 |
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Actually turned out my local Walmart had about a hundred or so! I was something like number 70 in line and I got one.
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Auslander
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25. September 2007 @ 19:32 |
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beat it yet? :-P
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25. September 2007 @ 19:53 |
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I've only had an hour and half to play it, and it's not exactly easy when you're playing it on Legendary, so I haven't beat it yet. If you want to play hit me up, my gamertag is AbuZaR.
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Auslander
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25. September 2007 @ 19:58 |
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i have halo (original) for pc. haven't bought a console/game since my ps2 days. :-)
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25. September 2007 @ 20:31 |
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I never liked the Halo Series or Console Gaming...Microsoft Sucks at Game Making...To Slow...Hate the Motion...No Blood...
For Me...Its all about Unreal Tournament on a PC...
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25. September 2007 @ 23:09 |
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You'd get so minced for saying that in certain forums hehe.
I don't mind the halo series, it's a well made game, but I just don't like how the game was designed, there's something I can't quite put my finger on.
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25. September 2007 @ 23:42 |
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@sam
Yea...I know..:)
The first Halo...Just never played smooth...Had all kinds of conflicts...Soon as I uninstalled it...Computer was fine...
Halo 2 was much better...but never played as smooth as Unreal...
I really like the feel of the Unreal Engine in games...I just wish Epic Games would get their sh!t together and get it out...Unreal 2007...Is now Unreal 3...Epic is supposed to get it out before New Years...But they were also had it scheduled for release in January 2007...Lets just say I am No Longer Holding my Breath for it...
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26. September 2007 @ 02:31 |
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I expect it to come out in the spring games rush of 2008 (the period of february to march where tonnes of games came out, last year we had C&C3, Supreme commander and Stalker within 6 weeks, and far more than just those came out during that time). I'm eagerly awaiting it.
My housemate Paul has just received Halo 3 and will no doubt be glued to the TV until he's finished it. I have to admit for a game running on a standard 24" CRT TV it does look pretty impressive.
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26. September 2007 @ 03:14 |
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For those seeking Halo3, Newegg.com has it on sale for $53.99 free shipping, use code EMC925viga01 for the deal (got an E-mail from them this AM)
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26. September 2007 @ 04:01 |
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Well Halo isn't a PC twitch shooter. You can't expect Unreal Tournament from Halo, but all in all a great game.
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gerry1
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26. September 2007 @ 06:05 |
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My Bitch: We're starting to get quite a few people who have the gaul to come in seeking government services with expired "resident alien" cards. So too, I understand that other philly offices are getting equally bold clients who mysteriously have the same social security number as other clients (I haven't run into that one yet). Naturally, we can't provide services but it sort of ticks me off. I know this borders on politics so I'm not really looking for responses but it is my legitimate bitch as I get stuck having to deal with it.
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Auslander
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26. September 2007 @ 06:10 |
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gerry, you can borrow my .50 caliber problem solver, if you'd like. it's worked well for me in the past.
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26. September 2007 @ 06:14 |
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Originally posted by gerry1:
My Bitch: We're starting to get quite a few people who have the gaul to come in seeking government services with expired "resident alien" cards. So too, I understand that other philly offices are getting equally bold clients who mysteriously have the same social security number as other clients (I haven't run into that one yet). Naturally, we can't provide services but it sort of ticks me off. I know this borders on politics so I'm not really looking for responses but it is my legitimate bitch as I get stuck having to deal with it.
If you get too bored, you can start playing the game: "See how fast you can make them run out of the room" by saying things like:
"I'm sorry, it says here that you're dead."
"You're government services have expired for the next ten years, you decided to use them all at once; remember?"
"HEY! That's MY social security number TOO!" (Must be said similar to a two year old)
Take a picture of them--print it out and cut out the face--pull out a pinata--tape their face to the pinata...(I'm sorry, this one is borderline... I'll take it down if anyone's offended.)
Just a few suggestions.
(NOTE: If anyone thinks I actually want him to do this, then I'm sorry for misleading you. This entire comment was completely sarcastic.)
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26. September 2007 @ 06:24 |
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Or was it?
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Phlax
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26. September 2007 @ 06:36 |
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Auslander, I thought we agreed you were buying the Glock? xP
Phlax - Still kickin'
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Auslander
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26. September 2007 @ 06:40 |
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glock for daily carry, desert mag for making people **** their pants.
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26. September 2007 @ 08:24 |
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I's looking,and i like
8.0 GB
Memory Expansion 4 sockets
Model Comments 800/1066/1333MHz FSB, Intel P35 Express + ICH9 Chipset, ATX Form Factor
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Processor Intel Core 2 Quad / Core 2 Duo / Core 2 Extreme / Pentium Extreme Edition / Pentium D
An original, first generation GA-P35-DS3 shipped to vendors in June, 2007. (Source: toukatu.blogzine.jp)
Intel® P35 + ICH9 Chipset
1. Supports Intel® Core? 2 multi-core and upcoming 45nm processors
2. Supports DDR2 1066* memory for outstanding system performance.
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4. Integrated SATA 3Gb/s with RAID function
5. Features high speed Gigabit Ethernet
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7. Japanese manufactured solid capacitors
8. Audio controller from ALC 889A supporting for both Blu-ray and HD DVD formats.
http://www.gigabyte.com.tw/Products/Moth...Name=GA-P35-DS3
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