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Lets Paint The Kettle Black (2) Do You Have A Bitch ? Put On Your Rubbers And Wade In.
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Auslander
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2. October 2007 @ 09:25 |
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"Well, they'll say 'he's got big hands' and 'he's got big feet' or 'big ears' or 'he's got a big nose' and 'you know what that means'...well, damn, i hope he's packing! cuz that's one goofy-lookin' guy and that's about his only shot!"
-Jeff Foxworthy :-)
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2. October 2007 @ 09:47 |
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Originally posted by abuzar1:
Wait I don't get it. I thought you had a tumor, and said I felt bad that it happened to you.
i know.. but im not paul...lol
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2. October 2007 @ 09:49 |
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^^
Heh :)
Phlax - Still kickin'
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Shardel
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2. October 2007 @ 09:52 |
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Gerry1-you're bad alright. :)
It's just like fishing. The bait you use depends on what kind of
fish you want to catch. If it's fake you aren't going to catch
something that won't eventually get thrown back.
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2. October 2007 @ 10:47 |
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Oh the guys who wrote the song was Paul! lol I'm such a retard.
@Shardel
I'm sure what you said counts the most, but not looking like a major nerd should help shouldn't it lol.
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Shardel
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2. October 2007 @ 11:15 |
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First impressions are powerful, but that doesn't mean you have to
be a fashion plate. If you really can't put two things together
that work, ask your mom (ya I can hear you laughing from here). Moms
are good for more than homemade choclate cake and laundry.
Other than that: keep it clean, keep it neat, keep it simple.
Some girls really like nerds. They aren't all mud fences either.
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2. October 2007 @ 11:47 |
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Cool, but I don't want to be a fashion palate. Too much work lol. Thanks for the advice though, I guess the best people to ask are the girl, amirite?
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2. October 2007 @ 11:50 |
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I suppose it depends what side you bat for, LOL :-)
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2. October 2007 @ 11:54 |
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abuzar1,
Spelled correctly, thank you!! lol. Girls or Women which every you prefer. I guess since you are under 20 if memory serves then Girls it is. :) I prefer WOMEN (a woman really) but they are much more complicated than girls at this point. hehehe. NO offense Shardel. :D
Anyway to some sort of point!!! You should be yourself!! I can't say that any more plainly than that. :D Don't be some dirty bum or an A$$hole, most women don't like that sort of thing. Shardel said it right, girls/women prefer different things in men. You just have to find the right girl for you. :D
....gm
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2. October 2007 @ 11:56 |
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Originally posted by Phlax:
I suppose it depends what side you bat for, LOL :-)
Oh you really are a LITTLE git ain't ye?? :P We all know which side you bat from!!!! hehehe.
...gm
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2. October 2007 @ 11:59 |
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I pride myself upon being the biggest LITTLE git on AfterDawn, actually :-P
And har har har, good one :-P
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PacMan777
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2. October 2007 @ 13:05 |
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Originally posted by Shardel:
First impressions are powerful, but that doesn't mean you have to
be a fashion plate. If you really can't put two things together
that work, ask your mom (ya I can hear you laughing from here). Moms
are good for more than homemade choclate cake and laundry.
Other than that: keep it clean, keep it neat, keep it simple.
Some girls really like nerds. They aren't all mud fences either.
From what I hear, girls are as bad as guys (if not worse) for commenting on physical features and clothes. I don't know how many times I've heard women say the first thing they notice is if a guys shoes match his belt. There's that shoe thing again. lol First impressions work for both sides.
Abuzar
Comfortable shoes can look good. The shoes you got are okay, but a set of Nikes or something like the Eccos would look more mainstream. Same for the jeans and shirts. Try browsing around a Timberland store and stay away from the small stripes. Maybe not all stripes, but those horizontal stripes on buttoned pullovers look like Dad's shirts.
Shardel
From early childhood I understood my mother had no taste in boys' and men's clothing. To this day she buys stuff like sweaters with patches on the elbows and some have strange designs. I was self conscious with a lot of what she had me in as a younger child. Luckily my grandfather came along and saved me.
You're right, personality plays a big role. But, you're not likely to get up to bat looking like a bum or nerd. A few girls may go for that look, but not many. From what you said, it appears you wanted a guy to be neat and show you the courtesy you thought you deserved. I suspect that's another thing most girls/women want to see. I've seen militant females go off on a guy for opening a door, but it's still the thing to do (depending on the circumstances, a guy wouldn't want to be the doorman at school). I overlook women with poor social skills (who like to attack men trying to be nice), but I sure wouldn't want to date one.
gerry1
Seems you misread what I said. Auslander has the paratrooper boots reaching to his vocal regions. ;) The meanest thing I have are the mid calf motorcycle boots (manly, but not as near my manhood as a real pair of military boots). My boots get more use than the dress/casual shoes. The Birkenstock get some use for around the house and trips out in town. When doing a lot of walking, I'll go to the Nikes. They still look better than a pair of Rockports.
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2. October 2007 @ 13:32 |
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those are the boot i used for years..riding my #
"Hardly Davidson" road king classic or walking,my son use's it now..it still looks like the day i got it.
Chippewa Engineer Boots
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiX91iAcANc
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PacMan777
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2. October 2007 @ 13:49 |
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Originally posted by ireland:
those are the boot i used for years..riding my #
"Hardly Davidson" road king classic or walking,my son use's it now..it still looks like the day i got it.
Chippewa Engineer Boots
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiX91iAcANc
Great looking bike, the Road King Classic. I opted for a big "rice burner", the Honda VTX1800N (Neo Retro). It runs better than it looks and I think it looks great. Of course I didn't leave it looking undressed...
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2. October 2007 @ 14:05 |
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2. October 2007 @ 14:27 |
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@Pac ... just being silly, my friend!
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2. October 2007 @ 17:23 |
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My bitch:
I forgot to set up my billing for the MLS (see here for info on what it is) so I am temporarily without access until I get either a check down to the MLS office or it setup to bill via a credit card.
However, on a great note:
My first client called my dad and got his mortgage application going. That's the first step to getting a client into a house as you have to figure out what they really can afford and not what they think they can first before looking for houses for them. >.<
Peace
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2. October 2007 @ 17:33 |
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Men are like..
Men are like placemats.
- They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like mascara.
- They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like bike helmets.
- They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like government bonds.
- They take so long to mature.
Men are like parking spots.
- The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Men are like copiers.
- You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like lava lamps.
- Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like bank accounts.
- Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like high heels.
- They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like curling irons.
- They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
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2. October 2007 @ 17:58 |
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good night
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal
car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates
waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began
to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in heaven.
St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let
me go find out," and he left.
The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a couple of months.
While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to
get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect
of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together
forever?"
Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat
bedraggled.
"Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't
work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
"OH, COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a priest up
here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer???"
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2. October 2007 @ 18:14 |
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that's a very good one ireland. lol
Chuck
"Men are slower to recognize blessings than misfortunes." Titus Livius (59BC-17AD)
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2. October 2007 @ 19:32 |
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Hey Phlax, you play Cricket?
@Pacman, yeah thanks for the tip. I think I might go get some Air Force 1s. They have some pretty cool ones.
Hey guys I'm gonna join the Navy, do they give Combat Boots there? lol Then I can have authentic military boots too!
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PacMan777
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2. October 2007 @ 19:41 |
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Originally posted by gerry1:
@Pac ... just being silly, my friend!
Suspected as much. I realize you weren't being malicious, but having some fun with the discussion. How often do you get guys, and obviously some he-men, discussing shoes? ;)
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2. October 2007 @ 19:47 |
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Hey pacman, I also hate it when girls call you sexist when you are trying to do something nice to them. For example in class one day I was carrying my book back to the shelf and I asked a couple of people if they wanted me to take their books. This girl got all worked upa nd called be sexist and stuff... so weird.
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PacMan777
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2. October 2007 @ 20:01 |
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Originally posted by abuzar1:
Hey Phlax, you play Cricket?
@Pacman, yeah thanks for the tip. I think I might go get some Air Force 1s. They have some pretty cool ones.
Hey guys I'm gonna join the Navy, do they give Combat Boots there? lol Then I can have authentic military boots too!
Unless they changed things, you'll get a pair dress shoes and a pair of ankle boots for work shoes. I hated those government issue shoes. In colder climates on shore duty they may allow you to buy some higher boots. At one point the Ft. Lewis boot by Danner was military approved. Not sure about the present. 
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2. October 2007 @ 20:06 |
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What if you're a Doctor in the Navy? I don't think there would be any need on combat boots at all because it's the Navy. I guess thats why they only allow you to buy higher boots when you're on shore duty.
Would have been cool to get them though!
On a different note afterdawn consists of 350 out of my 400 messages in my hotmail account lol.
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