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Lets Paint The Kettle Black (2) Do You Have A Bitch ? Put On Your Rubbers And Wade In.
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PacMan777
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2. October 2007 @ 20:16 |
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Originally posted by abuzar1:
Hey pacman, I also hate it when girls call you sexist when you are trying to do something nice to them. For example in class one day I was carrying my book back to the shelf and I asked a couple of people if they wanted me to take their books. This girl got all worked upa nd called be sexist and stuff... so weird.
Luckily there's not too many of those left. That's a throwback to the 70s when girls and women were burning their bras. She must have read about it or her mother told her. I suspect the guys didn't care. LOL You should have asked her if she'd like to return your book. ;)
As for a doctor in the Navy. LOL I don't think they wear combat boots. I hear they're grossly underpaid in comparison to their civilian counterparts. I thought you were still in school. Are you thinking of becoming a military doctor? Becoming a doctor takes 4 years college, 4 years med school and then a lot of doctors go on to specialize and be board certified, requiring a couple more years. About the last year of that they can start moonlighting and making a few dollars. Then they're set for life unless they do something stupid.
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2. October 2007 @ 20:24 |
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Everybody else is saying thanks, and she freaks out lol. Some people can freak out over anything. Like that one black woman who accused Capcom of racism because they had black zombies in RE5 while completely ignoring the fact that in the first four games the zombies were WHITE. Later after she realized that she goes on to say that she has no problems with them being white. First off all its a game, second they're ZOMBIES!!!!!
People like these are the root of the problem that they try to eradicate! Hey look I bitched about something, we're back on topic.
EDIT: I'm still in High School, but those are my future plans. I don't think they are GROSSLY underpaid but they do have substantially smaller pay. I've always wanted to be a doctor, but I also want to be in the Navy, so it's my way of compensating lol.
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2. October 2007 @ 20:25 |
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i'd imagine navy guys needs tall combat boots as much as anyone. they keep the elements out very well, something i'd think to be important in such a salty, windy, wet environment.
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props to you, abuzar, for wanting to serve by saving. moral highground = you. :-)
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2. October 2007 @ 20:27 |
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Yeah but they wouldn't be for Combat though. Maybe they should call them element boots lol.
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2. October 2007 @ 20:31 |
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well, calling them combat boots is kind of a misnomer; they're not exactly armored or anything. they're just jack-of-all-trades,master-of-none-boots. they are the best general boots for durability, protection, comfort, etc, all together, but not the single best at any. this is what makes them a very good value.
they're also called army boots, as well as a variety of terms. i prefer "sh**kickers" and often use "curbstomper" to describe them, as well.
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dan, if you're watching, and i doubt you are, thank you for preaching about your steel-toe *dutch* (...i think?) combats so long ago...i love my steel-toes.
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2. October 2007 @ 20:48 |
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Originally posted by abuzar1:
Yeah but they wouldn't be for Combat though. Maybe they should call them element boots lol.
When I was in the Navy I was stationed at Great Lakes (in the winter) for recruit training. That was some of the worst winter weather I've seen. Still the only boots they allowed were the ankle boots. On base you have a dress code and the enlisted men have to dress accordingly. When moving up in the ranks and not in group formations constantly a sailor can dress a bit more independently. Of course they have higher boots for special duty, but that's not the run of the mill job. If you want those high top boots, you need to join one of the other services or a group like the Seals (and you still don't get those high top boots till you're out of boot camp lol).
Your wanting to continue school to be a doctor would entail getting accepted into OCS and attending college. Hope your grades are good. Also, you're not given the option till you prove yourself during the first enlistment period. You'd be better off finishing your education, at least college, and then join the Navy if it's still a priority.
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2. October 2007 @ 20:53 |
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Originally posted by PacMan777:
You'd be better off finishing your education, at least college, and then join the Navy if it's still a priority.
+1x10^∞
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2. October 2007 @ 21:08 |
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That's what I'm doing. I'll finish college and then join the Navy and go to USUHS(Uniformed Services University of the Health Sciences) for med school.
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3. October 2007 @ 03:52 |
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Doctors in the service wear the same thing that everyone else wears where they are stationed. I wore fatigues and combat boots for 13 mo in Korea. By far the most comfortable uniform in MHO. Remember Hawkeye and Co. wore fatigues in MASH. My best friend in Korea was a Medic Sp 4 that eventually became a Doctor at the army's expense.
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3. October 2007 @ 04:10 |
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A little bit of kink to start the morning! From MSN:
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MONTGOMERY, Ala. - A judge once considered for a prominent federal appointment has resigned amid investigations of possible judicial and sexual improprieties, including allegations that he spanked male inmates in a private courthouse room. The resignation of Circuit Judge Herman Thomas ....
A little strange, though I'm not so sure that it's a bad idea LOL! (depending on what else might have gone on!)
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3. October 2007 @ 04:44 |
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What the HELL! He SPANKED male inmates? That's just wrong.
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3. October 2007 @ 05:22 |
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Hey Phlax, you play Cricket?
Not so much anymore, I have physio on my right scapular which kind of limits how fast I can bowl and for how long. I've never been a very good batter in-game though in the nets is different, I'm just not used to batting in-game as I'm a bowler.
Seeing as I kayak quite a lot, i put enough stress on my upper body before playing cricket, lol..
Why'd you ask/How'd you know? :-)
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3. October 2007 @ 05:25 |
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Well you said "depends what side you bat on", also I thought you were from the UK. I'm from Pakistan BTW.
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3. October 2007 @ 05:44 |
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Originally posted by abuzar1:
Well you said "depends what side you bat on", also I thought you were from the UK. I'm from Pakistan BTW.
Haha, nice analogy ;-)
No but really, I do play cricket, just not too often anymore.
And ah right, into cricket yourself then? Shame about the 20/20 cup :-P
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3. October 2007 @ 06:22 |
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20/20 cup.. now there is something really worth a good bitch about.
The trouble is.. I enjoyed it so much that I can't think of anything to say except "we need Ben".. he always has something sport related to bitch about (Sunderland!!!!.. heheheheheh)
Random REALLY big bitch..
Why oh why is it that whenever you need to look smart (lunch with boss. whatever) you wake up late feeling like crap..and then everything goes wrong.. lose a heel running for the train, ladder tights.. get rained on and soaked.. arrive 10 minutes late looking like something the cat dragged in.. boring "all the same old stuff" menu.. no real sugar for the coffee (healthy aspartame substitute NOT!!) and all he wants to do is try and get off with you???
I lit up and got thrown out to get away from the creep...
Bloody men.. BAH!!!
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3. October 2007 @ 06:26 |
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...i play mini-golf... >.>
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deadlove
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3. October 2007 @ 06:28 |
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With mini clubs?
Are we talking table golf here?
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3. October 2007 @ 06:30 |
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what's table golf?
woo!
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3. October 2007 @ 08:05 |
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Lol mini golf is awesome, but table golf?
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3. October 2007 @ 08:10 |
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3. October 2007 @ 10:02 |
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I know right! I bitched about the world cup too lol. Misbah-ul-Haq is a very good player but both times he just got too excited! All he had to do was make a few more runs, and he gets out.
BTW I LOVE Cricket. I am Muslim so we are fasting these days. So on the weekends we set up floodlights at our Mosque(we made a pitch and everything, it's a pretty big place) and play from 11 to dawn.
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3. October 2007 @ 10:22 |
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BOY IS THIS THREAD DEAD..............
Questionnaire
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-boyfriend rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
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Q. What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's penis?
A. His body.
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A. Trustworthy.
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A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women...
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A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
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3. October 2007 @ 10:56 |
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All of this ireland and we'd think you were a woman. Or are you?
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3. October 2007 @ 11:03 |
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sammorris
MY ANSWER
Why Men Are (Justifiably) Proud Of Themselves
1. We know stuff about guns
2. A 2-week trip requires only one suitcase
3. We can open all our own jars
4. We can go to the bathroom without a support group
5. We don't have to learn to spell a new last name
6. We can leave a motel bed unmade
7. We can kill our own food
8. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
9. Wedding plans take care of themselves
10. If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our
friend
11. Underwear is $10 a three-pack
12. If you are 34 and single nobody notices
13. Everything on our faces stays the original color
14. Three pair of shoes are more than enough
15. We don't have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming
16. Car mechanics tell us the truth
17. We can sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours without
thinking "He must be mad at me."
18. Same work-more pay
19. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character
20. We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift
21. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you just might
become lifelong friends
22. Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
23. We are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors
24. We never have a "strap problem" in public
25. We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes
26. The same hairstyle lasts for years-maybe decades
27. We don't have to shave below the neck
28. A few belches are expected and tolerated
29. Our belly usually hides our big hips
30. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons
31. We can do our nails with a pocketknife
32. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
33. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before
Christmas and in 45 minutes
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3. October 2007 @ 11:09 |
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Nice one...
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