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Nephilim, it never looks like the picture huh LMAO!!!

next time tell them to take a picture of the one you got and put up a poster of it lol ,and see how many they sell
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aabbccdd, reduce your sig to 50k as present is 117018 bytes.
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my bitch ,my new machine is running to damn hot 48c at idle

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@Tocool, Lol, oops sorry about that, like the sig though :)

@gunard,
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can't wait to hear a fin/Coventry dialect. that'll really do their heads in. LOL
Lol!, I've actually wanted to learn Finnish for a while believe it or not, I must admit it won't sound right at all though, all I have to do now is find a place were I can learn it.

@ireland, A friend of mine is from Ireland, he goes there now and again so he can go crazy on his motorbike, he also speaks Gaelic, its very hard to learn from what I've been told...I'll stick to Finnish :)


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if this carrys on I'm learning finish and going to the foreign forums...

Welcome my friend :)

English-Finnish-English Online Dictionary
http://efe.scape.net/

Sorry about the offtopic, but I have nothing to bitch, except all this offtopic :D
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@....was in janrocks? THe guy about the spam.

You should try getting a googlemail account, that way, if 20people reply to a thread, they just stack up. It will have the same email messages, open it and it will just be real long. It stores emails as conversations, so to speak.

If, understnadably, you dont want to stop using your old account, just keep this one for aD.

Ill be glad to send you an invite if oyu want. Just a thought to help you. Sorry to be of topic.

@Gerry. Whats ritalin lol? THe lollypop rewuest was just trying to lighten up the mood a bit, i thought hopefully some people might laugh.
Yeh it was in orlando actually, i ahd a list of about 10 friends who wanted a disney lollipop (most of them were girls, mind you). I guess they wont sell them in phili walmart actually. Didnt think about that. ANyway i was just saying if i get anyting else sent over, u could include. It was half joke also, this thread seemed to be getting hostile lol. THanks,

Billy

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@ V-Kos,

Kiitos aikana asema toveri, hyvä luo huolehtia sinulle kohti englanninkieli versio -lta AfterDawn.com :D

Huolehtia sinulle -lle suomalainen AfterDawn forums.

Not bad hey, the Finnish dictionary is on the way :)

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My bitch of the day, is how many times are people going to ask ?how do I progress to ?superstar (read After Dawn Addict)? status rather than newbie, as soon as possible? without actually contributing anything useful to the threads to deserve it. I seem to be reading this more and more in nearly every forum I visit. Now as someone who has been an AD member for over two years and the proud owner of the ?Newbie? tag for so long I really don?t see what the hell this ?Newbie? phobia is all about. When are people going to realise all the Newbie tag really means is they are new to this site and they will be judged by their contributions through posting and not by their status tags.
Even the most experienced techies have had to have the ?Newbie? status at one time and most rise through the AD hierarchal ranks to senior members and AD addicts with the well earned respect of the other board members. However those with visions of grandeur have also risen whilst doing nothing but posting frivolous and down right nonsensical posts.
I did a little research on ?Newbie? and came up with this at wikipedia.
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Newb vs. noob
Newb and noob may have somewhat different connotations. Newbs are simply newcomers?noob and n00b, on the other hand, generally means someone who is obnoxious, annoying, or breaks the rules; whether they are actual newcomers or not is mostly irrelevant. Therefore, a noob may be someone who has been around for a long time but still engages in behavior that he or she should have learned is unacceptable. Noobs are generally confident in what they are doing, but in reality are annoying others. "Newb" is not necessarily an insulting word, but "noob" usually is. If someone makes an unintelligent comment on a forum or asks a question that even other newbies could answer then it is said that they are making a "noobish" comment or asking a "noobish" question. However, due to the evolution of language, the term noob or 'n00b' is now used both ways and newb is used only infrequently.
More experienced players are often encouraged to give friendly advice and help to newbs, to support them as they tackle the learning curve of whichever game they're playing, and some game servers are set up explicitly for the purpose of allowing newbs to gain experience before entering more competitive environments.
"Noob" can also mean a person who claims to know a lot about a subject but in truth does not. It was first used in hacker groups on the BBS chat systems in the 1980s. It is important to note that noob and newb are not necessarily interchangeable. Many times the term noob or n00b will be used by veterans to degrade a user for their lack of knowledge, or claims to know more than they truly do.
Recently, the spelling noob has been used more interchangeably with "newb", however, and is being used in a more joking manner, usually among friends and users on good terms when one user makes a mistake that most veterans would know better not to do, whereas a "newb" or "noob" wouldn't know better. For example, in the computer sense, a user on a bulletin board may call a veteran user as a noob in a joking manner because they didn't search for a topic currently open with the same discussion before posting a discussion of their own.
In online gaming, the term is also often used as a general insult. Frustrated players on the losing team may refer to the winning team as noobs. In this case there is no actual connotation of newness meant; the word is simply being used as an insult. By the same token, members of a dominating team may use the term "noobs" (n00bs) to further frustrate their opposition by implying a general lack of skill on the losing team's part, such as camping (staying in the general vicinity, usually a spawn point, for an extended period of time, especially America's Army and DOOM) or wastefully firing at a wall, wasting ammunition and time, and alerting the enemy. Noob might also be used by veteran players to criticize cheap tactics or overusage of unbalanced weaponry. In an online team game where friendly fire is turned off, a noob "tactic" would be to overuse explosives in cramped areas around fellow teammates. Noob usually applies in games where team-play is important, and the players choose to completely ignore the team structure and goals. Some other "noobs" are players who overly use "uber weapons" to defeat other players, players who "kill-steal" from others, and players who scam others into losing their items or money.
"Noob" has frequently been written in different forms. Because of the proximity of the "j" key to the "n" key, players in online games often typed "j00b" or "joob" by accident, and the recent proliferation of "nub" has often turned into "jub". Though neither "joob" or "jub" have any meaning, their connection with "noob" makes the two words equivalent. "B00b" and "m00b" sometimes appear in a similar manner ("b" and "m" are right beside "n" in a standard computer keyboard). This is quite similar to the origin of the internet terminology "pwned". According to the most popular theory on the origins of "pwned", it originated from owned when an anonymous gamer made a typing error by pressing the "p" key which is located to the right of the "o" key on a standard computer keyboard. Note that there are alternate theories of "pwned"'s origin. See PWN for more details.
I think it makes quite interesting reading and explains quite well the difference between the two. A distinction that maybe one or two members may like to understand and digest before flaming other members.
Following on from this information I wonder if it would be feasable if another tag could be introduced and used for demotional purposes after a member serves a ban for ?ungentle manly conduct (or womanly if being politically correct)?. The tag could be used for a probational period until the said member redeems themselves. Whilst this may seem rather draconian, a tag of ?nOOb? or in real sense ?Probationer? would instantly alert other board members and especially the mods to the character of the poster. This tag could then be deemed spent when the member has contributed gainfully to a thread and reverted back to their old status.

Well I?ve rambled on for long enough now so I will get off my soap box and sign off by saying, let?s all have fun here and abide by the words, I remember constantly reading within these very forums over the last 2 years, from ddp ?Teach and Learn?. No one person on here knows everything, however our pooled knowledge is phenomenal. If we can inject a little fun and humour along with the teaching and learning experience our little world here will be a much better place.




If at first you don't succeed....give up and go to the pub!
Quote:-"I drink therefore I am". W. C. Fields
I'm an amnesic bulimic...I eat and eat and then forget to be sick.
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I have a real bitch this morning. We hired a high school kid in a business program to clerk for us under this youth summer jobs program. With all the layoffs, I was grateful for the help. She must have filed a couple of hundred client folders for us but .... SHE FILED BY THEIR FIRST NAMES!!! I need some valium.

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SHE FILED BY THEIR FIRST NAMES!!!
ROTFLMAOWPIMP!!!!!!


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Aha, ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Thats funny! Well its not for you..but ha ha!

Again, i posted my last messag ein class....my attention span holding strong again. I guess u read my last post gerry?

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Gerry, That is a real shame. I don't suppose for a minute there is any kind of paper trail to find those files easily? Sounds like some ones going on a needle in a haystack sorta treasure hunt....Good luck!!!!



If at first you don't succeed....give up and go to the pub!
Quote:-"I drink therefore I am". W. C. Fields
I'm an amnesic bulimic...I eat and eat and then forget to be sick.
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@pyffy...No, no paper trail and you know, I'm not even going to worry about it. I'll deal with it when a problem arises. I've got more important things to deal with like ... where to get billyboy's lollipops LOL!

@billyboy...I haven't been to walmart but I believe I've located your lollipops. They're about three inches in diameter and have mickey mouse and/or other disney characters on them?? I'll send you a few for your seventeenth birthday ... which is july what by the way? If the girls are asking you for disney lollipops, it would be remiss of me to hamper your love life by witholding the means with which to lure your prospective young ladies LOL! Remember though, the words "Want a lollipop little girl" will land you in the clink just as surely in the UK as it will here lol! Email me when you can...Gerry
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@gerry, I hope she's not blonde. I guess if you need a persons file, look last name then 1st name. I've had files mixed up on me. So, good luck. George
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@little...yeah, that's exactly what I'll have to do for a while. No she wasn't blonde ... in fact, it was some sort of day-glow orange from a bottle which is something of a rage here with philly kids ... she really could do without the monster rhinestone in here nose and the tats. Kids will be kids, I guess, though my Dad would have kicked my butt to the moon. Long hair was bad enough but he learnt to deal with it ... dies orange hair with a rock in my nose and I think he would have disowned me. LOL!
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good morning all i am saying my morning prayer b-4 i start the day..

The Joy of Coffee

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
it leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
it leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal (tm):
for thou art with me;
thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the prescence of Juan Valdez:
thou anointest my day with pep;
my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will dwell in the House of Maxwell for ever.
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Careful Ireland! ...or it won't be ddp's lightening which striketh thee LOL!
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gerry1
ye be Careful as ye bride sent to me about ye.
her morning prayer..
no lighning needed..



Why Coffee Is Better Than Men

* A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
* You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
* You can always warm coffee up.
* Coffee comes with endless refills.
* You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
* Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
* You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
* Coffee smells and tastes good.
* You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get back.
* They have coffee at police stations.
* You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
* No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
* A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter. You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.
* Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
* Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.

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gerry1,
also ye bride has proof ye must make the coffee



There were a wife and husband in bed snoozing in. They both wanted the other to get up and make coffee to start out the day.

Man: "Go make me coffee, I worked late last night"
Woman: "You make the coffee, I had to put up with the kids alone"
Man: "But I don't know how to make coffee"
Woman: "It's simple, read the directions on the coffee can"
Man: "But it is a women's job to make coffee in the morning"
Woman: "It says that men are supposed to make the coffee in the Bible"
Man: "Where?"

The woman gets up, pages through the bible, and finds the right page.

Woman: "Ha!, Right here, 'Hebrews' :)"

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Ah, she knows me so well after all these years ... but her grounds ain't gettin' any younger either!

He he he .... love bible jokes ... I'm still the defiant catholic boy way down deep!

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quote,jerry1
I have a real bitch this morning. We hired a high school kid in a business program to clerk for us under this youth summer jobs program. With all the layoffs, I was grateful for the help. She must have filed a couple of hundred client folders for us but .... SHE FILED BY THEIR FIRST NAMES!!! I need some valium.


gerry1 is this the girl ye hired for some office work


Blonde Coffee

A blonde was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee.

Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.

She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order.

"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" the blonde asked.

The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."

"Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief. "I'll have two regular, two black, and two decaf."
Send this j
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LMAO!!
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quote gerry1
love bible jokes



One day, heaven is beginning to fill up (of course due to the population explosion), so St. Peter decides to ask each person a question about the bible before they can enter. Three men stand at the pearly gates, waiting to get into heaven. "How many wise men were there?" St. Peter asks the first man. "Three." He answers, and the trumpets sound, the gates open, and the first man enters.

"How long did the flood last?" St. Peter asks the second man. "Forty days and forty nights." He answers, and the trumpets sound, the gates open and the second man enters. Seeing how easily the first two answered his trivia, St. Peter thinks of a much more difficult question for the second man. Finally, he asks, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam in the Garden?"

The man thinks and thinks, but can't come up with an answer. "Boy, that's a hard one," he finally says. And the trumpets blow, the gates open, and the last man enters heaven.


A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "F@@k, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don?t use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I f@@k?n missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don?t use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn?t help mutter, "Oh f@@k?" The priest said, "That?s it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "F@@K, I Missed".

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lmao, too good ireland


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Thanks gerry! Ill pay u of course. I have to go my sis is being a fool.

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