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GrandpaBW: its friday funnies
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regor
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7. July 2005 @ 17:54 |
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i'd trade my entire personal library for a minute of her time
icky sweet but that did it...
Trig [pronounced: trig] as in trig cove - to be trig [duh]
synonyms:
crafty
clever
sly
coy
cunning
deliberate
bright
There! you made me do it! Are you satisfied? GOSH!
regor
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Auslander
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7. July 2005 @ 18:00 |
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oh, geeze..didn't expect that...thanks, regor! :-) i guess honesty pays off in unexpected ways, lol.
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baabaa
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7. July 2005 @ 21:14 |
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We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon.
The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene.
We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her, and have her now.
Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of dominance. I could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ.
I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her.
Then as the tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselves to the moment.
Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too soon. As the sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out any longer.
Finally, the moment we had been building up to was upon us, and passed all too quickly.
Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp grass. As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace. I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good she had been.
She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear and whispered, 'Baaaaaaa' and rejoined the flock.
(This book is only for sale in Wales and New Zealand)
...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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baabaa
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7. July 2005 @ 21:20 |
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...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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Auslander
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8. July 2005 @ 04:13 |
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just love those white, fluffy little asses, don't you, baabaa?
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baabaa
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8. July 2005 @ 10:06 |
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Ooooh yes, you see they also back upto you when you take them on a cliff edge.....................makes life a whole lot easier.........
...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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baabaa
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8. July 2005 @ 10:06 |
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Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms but
kept the same tag-line . .. .
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide.
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin.
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - it's dry and waterproof in 30 minutes.
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim ! ! ! (Please).
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service.
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal.
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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baabaa
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8. July 2005 @ 10:09 |
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...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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baabaa
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8. July 2005 @ 10:12 |
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...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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8. July 2005 @ 11:41 |
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Nice hit on that F*****g frog.
Gif by Phantom69
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baabaa
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8. July 2005 @ 12:49 |
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Hopefully he is no more.....ning, nin nin ning SPLAT!
...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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8. July 2005 @ 14:12 |
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@baabaa: ROFLMFAO at the love fest with the sheep, story!!! Some jokes, I tell my wife. This one, I won't. :)
Life is good!
GrandpaBruce - Vietnam Vet - 1970 - 1971
Computer: Intel Core i7-920 Nehalim;Asus P6T Deluxe V2
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andmerr
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8. July 2005 @ 23:36 |
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god we at page 18 already, it seems like it was only yesterday that i started this thread..
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Auslander
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9. July 2005 @ 05:58 |
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imagine if it was! now that would be funny :-)
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baabaa
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9. July 2005 @ 11:54 |
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Yes if it was yesterday, we would all have had an extra day to the weekend.......coooool!!!!!, thats it, I'm getting smashed.............
...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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Auslander
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9. July 2005 @ 12:19 |
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you mean you're not already?
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baabaa
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9. July 2005 @ 12:23 |
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Just got in from work, done some hard graft today for a change, not used to working hard and it has knocked me senseless, so I am cooling the beer to combat the shock...................taking some time so it looks like it's gonna be a late night for me.........shame really......as I do NEED my beauty sleep......
...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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Auslander
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9. July 2005 @ 15:20 |
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so the Beauty Sheep needs his beauty sleep, eh? hmmm...
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andmerr
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9. July 2005 @ 15:24 |
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make sure you get plenty baabaa as we dont want a repeat of you looking like this on one of your worst days
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9. July 2005 @ 18:47 |
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Hey there scary evil clown man . . . *coughs* umm . . . yeah.
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regor
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9. July 2005 @ 20:40 |
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Hey there scary evil clown man . . . *coughs* umm . . . yeah.
gee wiz what'd I do to deserve that? And I'm not an evil clown I'm a cuh-razy jester!
regor
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ddp
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9. July 2005 @ 20:44 |
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i think it was in reference to andmerr's posting of a picture of baabaa on a bad day
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regor
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9. July 2005 @ 20:49 |
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well... nevertheless, I'm still cuh-razy!
regor
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baabaa
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9. July 2005 @ 22:49 |
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Yep, sorry about that one andmerr.
I had too much 'grass' that day.................
...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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andmerr
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10. July 2005 @ 00:57 |
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oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh episode,Hey baabaa.............
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