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Lets Paint The Kettle Black (2) Do You Have A Bitch ? Put On Your Rubbers And Wade In.
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28. September 2007 @ 13:58 |
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Speaking of..my team, coventry, just beat man united 2-0 the day before yesterday. tehe :D
Thanks ireland!![afterdawn legend]
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28. September 2007 @ 14:20 |
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Originally posted by Lethal_B:
... haha.. what's the yank term.. funbags? lollerskates
Boobs, balloons (silicone), melons, soccer balls. Whatever comes to mind at the moment that is big and round. ;) Boy, look at those "balloons". She's ready for lift off.
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28. September 2007 @ 14:32 |
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or as Krusty the clown might put it, Mugumbos!
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28. September 2007 @ 14:45 |
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Ok guys a little test and no fair going back and peeking.
What color was her hair?
What time was it on the clock?
When you are what you guys call built, most guys don't even know
you have a head on your shoulders let alone a brain in it. :(
They sure as heck don't know what time it is!
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28. September 2007 @ 14:49 |
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brunette
didn't look
do i pass?
*edit*
50%...that's passing my last physics class.
and you're pretty hard pressed to read the time on that clock...or at lest i am, here at work.
*re-edit*
and now i will be adding this to every post i make...
POST IN THE CAR MODDING THREAD
:-)
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28. September 2007 @ 14:51 |
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Originally posted by Shardel:
Ok guys a little test and no fair going back and peeking.
What color was her hair?
What time was it on the clock?
When you are what you guys call built, most guys don't even know
you have a head on your shoulders let alone a brain in it. :(
They sure as heck don't know what time it is!
NOT peeking so accept the wrong answers with grace. :P
hair = dark brown....brunette
time = 9:30 or 10:30 I think......hehehe...don't know really....hahaha
tan or cream top with navy or black pants and standing next to a SUV.....
...gm
btw how did I do with my first test here Shardel??? :P
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28. September 2007 @ 14:52 |
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greensman! car modding thread! now!
i'm bored at work on a friday night! please keep me entertained so i sit here and make money! ...otherwise i'll be too broke to take the girl out. :-(
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Shardel
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28. September 2007 @ 15:42 |
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You guys did better than I thought you might. Brunette is correct.
She was wearing a white top and blue jeans. The clock says 9:10.
Actually 50% is better than most guys would do.
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28. September 2007 @ 15:45 |
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well, i'm happily taken; my eyes don't wander as far as they used to. :-)
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28. September 2007 @ 16:12 |
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Brunette I remembered and of course the light colored top. I'll be honest, I missed the time, just knew it was daylight. LOL Most things were in the shade. Oooh, I know, bad one. I suspect the woman would be more comfortable with a breast reduction and look better to boot. If those are implants, they need to be smaller. There really can be too much of a good thing. I know some women who had the reduction and they say it made them feel better physically not having to carry the weight and it relieved stress on their back. Even after the surgery they were well endowed, just not overly.
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28. September 2007 @ 16:35 |
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Actually-I don't mind the kidding around. God knows I've heard
plenty of it. Haven't seen my feet since I was 8 or 9. Had an IQ
of 189 but except for tests nobody noticed.
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28. September 2007 @ 16:39 |
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ASL??? PICS NOW 4 ME PLZ!
:-P
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28. September 2007 @ 17:26 |
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Originally posted by Shardel:
Actually-I don't mind the kidding around. God knows I've heard
plenty of it. Haven't seen my feet since I was 8 or 9. Had an IQ
of 189 but except for tests nobody noticed.
I learned early that body type doesn't determine intelligence. With me intelligence plays a big role in a relationship. Don't get me wrong, I like looks as well. I don't think I'd go for the bombshell without brains though. I don't mind talking to myself, but I'd hate to do it all the time.
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28. September 2007 @ 17:39 |
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Agreed!
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28. September 2007 @ 17:58 |
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I think it's 16min till two 1:44 in the afternoon. If nine the shadows would show more and there are hardly any in photo and maybe more traffic. JM2C
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28. September 2007 @ 18:03 |
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Temptation
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True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned.
I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
The moral of this story is...
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
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28. September 2007 @ 18:14 |
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A blonde heard that
milk baths would make her beautiful so she left a note
for her milkman
to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note,
he felt there
must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on
the door to clarify the point.
The blonde
came to the door and the milkman said, 'I found your note
asking me to
leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?
The blonde
said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up
with milk and
take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.
The milkman
then asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde
said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."
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28. September 2007 @ 19:06 |
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Don't read this if you are offended by "ethnic" jokes. hehehe. ;P
A Texan is walking through a field, sees a Man drinking water from a stock tank with one of his hands.
The Texan shouts,,,,,,,," Hey
don't drink that water,,,, It has cow shit in it!!!!!!!!!!!
The Man shouts back "Soy mexicano, yo no entiendo inglés. Hábleme espańol.".
(I'm Mexican, I don't speak English. speak Spanish to me)
The Texan shouts back,,,,,, "Utilice ambas manos, usted conseguirá más para beber."
(Use both hands, you'll get more to drink)
...gm
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29. September 2007 @ 02:57 |
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:O
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29. September 2007 @ 03:46 |
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Haha, that's hilarious.
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29. September 2007 @ 05:23 |
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good morning,anyone have a headache today?
ye think you have a bitch
6 Die From Brain-Eating Amoeba in Lakes
(AP) -- It sounds like science fiction but it's true: A killer amoeba living in lakes enters the body through the nose and attacks the brain where it feeds until you die."This is a heat-loving amoeba. As water temperatures go up, it does better,"
In Arizona, David Evans said nobody knew his son, Aaron, was infected with the amoeba until after the 14-year-old died on Sept. 17. At first, the teen seemed to be suffering from nothing more than a headache.
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Mountain Bike Hits 130.7 mph. On Snow
33 year old Austrian Markus Stoeckl has smashed the World Speed Record for series mountain bikes. Stoeckl, nicknamed "Hercules" because of his 6'4", 220 lbs. frame, broke the 8 year old record by 14 mph on a 2000 meter, 45 degree run in the Chilean Alps. Because of the extreme cold, Hercules had to hold his breath for the 40 second duration so his helmet didn't fog up.
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29. September 2007 @ 08:21 |
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Quote:
6 Die From Brain-Eating Amoeba in Lakes
(AP) -- It sounds like science fiction but it's true: A killer amoeba living in lakes enters the body through the nose and attacks the brain where it feeds until you die."This is a heat-loving amoeba. As water temperatures go up, it does better,"
In Arizona, David Evans said nobody knew his son, Aaron, was infected with the amoeba until after the 14-year-old died on Sept. 17. At first, the teen seemed to be suffering from nothing more than a headache.
wow ireland thats very strange!
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29. September 2007 @ 09:10 |
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@aabbccdd & Ireland ... yeah, I read that too. Very strange. It brings back some not so wonderful memories ...I don't know how old you are, aabbccdd, but Ireland must remember this: when I was a kid, Polio was the "AIDS" of those years. I had a couple of friends who contracted it. For a while, it was throught that it could be contracted from water so all the beaches, lakes and public pools at home were closed.
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29. September 2007 @ 09:19 |
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Whats scary is how fast it kills and that there is no known cure at the moment. My local paper said some labs have been able to slow the amoeba down but not completely stop it.
However, in order for it to attach to your brain water has to go completely up your nose. It can't get to the brain by you swallowing infected water.
Peace
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29. September 2007 @ 10:31 |
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YOU STILL THINK YE HAVE A BITCH?
The Net uncovers Myanmar secrets
p2pnet news | Freedom:- Inset in the bottom left corner of this photo is the, ?brain of a young student who was beaten violently to death by soldiers of the junta found in the drain near No. (3) Tarmway high school,? says a post on Ko Htike?s prosaic collection.
He?s talking about the war being waged against the ordinary people of Myanmar by the ruling military regime, determined to maintain power in the face of ongoing demands for democratic reform.
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