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GrandpaBW: its friday funnies
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regor
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11. October 2005 @ 19:42 |
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I tried plenty hard, Auslander, Are you sure 10 isn't a booger? If not, it should be :)
I GOT THE KEWPIE! HAHAHAHA
regor
Yuk Yuk... If only I was half cow... This message has been edited since posting. Last time this message was edited on 11. October 2005 @ 19:43
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andmerr
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11. October 2005 @ 22:53 |
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auslander i know a good optomotrist.How is a snail 6 inches long.
the answers are:
Answers:
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!
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Auslander
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12. October 2005 @ 03:39 |
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lol, so i missed two! someone said "elevator" earlier, and when you listed the ones that were correct, you didn't list it. a mine works, anyway, lol. :-P
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andmerr
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12. October 2005 @ 11:26 |
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your right it could work.......lol
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regor
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12. October 2005 @ 19:36 |
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I said elevator, that was me, regor! so I was right! Right I say!
regor
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Auslander
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13. October 2005 @ 03:33 |
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that's my regor! :-)
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Spidervi
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13. October 2005 @ 11:37 |
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Go here : **removed
This message has been edited since posting. Last time this message was edited on 13. October 2005 @ 21:39
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andmerr
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13. October 2005 @ 11:40 |
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@ Spidervi: what the hell does your link have to do with friday funnies.Stop posting this crap in one of my threads.Its off topic and is really in bad form old boy.I guess this is the only way for you to get your post count up and stop multi posting it.
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13. October 2005 @ 13:30 |
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Aw shucks. He's gone. :) Looks like the mods did their own realtime rendition of the song "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts of Life". :)
Life is good!
GrandpaBruce - Vietnam Vet - 1970 - 1971
Computer: Intel Core i7-920 Nehalim;Asus P6T Deluxe V2
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Cordelia
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13. October 2005 @ 14:11 |
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl: "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting
and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted
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andmerr
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14. October 2005 @ 01:38 |
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I made it , its still friday.Heres a little one for all you parents with inquisitive children!!!!!!
Daughters are curious~~~
A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.
Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"
Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.
Without them we wouldn't be here."
Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.
To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"
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regor
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22. October 2005 @ 19:44 |
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How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep
trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can't!!!
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!!!
I told you so... And there is nothing you can do about it.
Make sure you pass this on to your friends! They won't be able to believe it either!!!
regor
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regor
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24. October 2005 @ 20:17 |
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oh, uh huh, sure... it doesn't happen when I do it...
get real liars! it does happen when you do it!
YOU ARE IN DENIAL!
regor
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andmerr
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24. October 2005 @ 20:56 |
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stopp making me laugh regor.It hurts when i laugh
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25. October 2005 @ 13:48 |
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A MUST TRY RECIPE
Quick and easy and so delicious.
Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a
stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just
are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.
Give this a try.
BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN 6-7 lb.
Chicken 1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT)
Salt/pepper to taste ______________________________
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with
melted butter, salt, and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the
neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds.
When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done.
And, you thought I couldn't cook...
Life is good!
GrandpaBruce - Vietnam Vet - 1970 - 1971
Computer: Intel Core i7-920 Nehalim;Asus P6T Deluxe V2
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25. October 2005 @ 14:38 |
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andmerr
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25. October 2005 @ 14:50 |
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let me refresh your memory i posted this about a year ago.Stealing all my good stuff gil#$%#@%*(.But still a good reminder .
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regor
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25. October 2005 @ 20:16 |
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aside from the chicken flavored oven door taste treat delight, GrandpaBW, Gillianne and Eva are darling! How cute. And they look like they were smiling just for you! No wonder you are a proud grandpa!
regor
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26. October 2005 @ 07:28 |
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Quote:
let me refresh your memory i posted this about a year ago.
Thanks for the reminder BIG DOGGY, I just couldn't find the damn thing. hehe
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Stealing all my good stuff
HEY...I gotta steal from someZ whereZ :P
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gil#$%#@%*
I think you might of mispelled my name, HA!
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andmerr
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26. October 2005 @ 12:18 |
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man i forgot we are all anonomous here and caught my self.
Hey good news getting rid of all my manga.Got too much.What did you want......................
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Auslander
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26. October 2005 @ 12:37 |
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selling it, or giving it away, andy? either way, i'm interested in gettin' some manga :D lol
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26. October 2005 @ 14:13 |
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Thanks, Regor. Those 2 little girls hold a special place in my heart.
Life is good!
GrandpaBruce - Vietnam Vet - 1970 - 1971
Computer: Intel Core i7-920 Nehalim;Asus P6T Deluxe V2
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andmerr
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26. October 2005 @ 14:34 |
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waiting for geestars reply before i go on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Auslander
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26. October 2005 @ 14:45 |
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at least tell me what mangas are there! lol :-P
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27. October 2005 @ 06:30 |
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All the naughty ones -andmerr- YEAH YEAH!
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