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andmerr
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26. November 2005 @ 12:01 |
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dont think the parrot could pronounce auslander, even i'm having difficulties getting my tongue around that one............lol
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Auslander
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26. November 2005 @ 12:45 |
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as long as you're not getting your tongue around me, i'm good :D
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26. November 2005 @ 15:02 |
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Or how about Creaky. :)
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andmerr
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26. November 2005 @ 15:37 |
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now you leave poor poor poor creaky out of this.............
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ddp
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26. November 2005 @ 15:39 |
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why!!!!
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regor
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26. November 2005 @ 18:42 |
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then what happened?
:)
regor
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andmerr
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26. November 2005 @ 19:00 |
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well he is now officially and old man
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ddp
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27. November 2005 @ 08:54 |
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37 is old!!! news to me!!!
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27. November 2005 @ 09:20 |
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Smart Lawyer
A mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you
embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?" The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull that trigger."
Life is good!
GrandpaBruce - Vietnam Vet - 1970 - 1971
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Auslander
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27. November 2005 @ 15:14 |
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you'd do the same thing :D
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regor
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27. November 2005 @ 19:00 |
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forget baabaa, ok don't forget baabaa - i too wonder where he is ... but just as (if not more) importantly where the heck is kinza? i hope we didn't offend the dear kinza... we are pretty crude!
oh kinza... where are you???
regor
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andmerr
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27. November 2005 @ 21:19 |
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of course you are speaking about yourself there regor the rest of us our pretty tame...........
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Wolf36
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27. November 2005 @ 22:32 |
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Who are you trying to kidd Andmerr you're crude too
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andmerr
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27. November 2005 @ 23:06 |
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thats very harsh but which part is the crude bit........
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Wolf36
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27. November 2005 @ 23:53 |
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The bit about getting your tongue around stuff
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28. November 2005 @ 00:26 |
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I found the tongue bit rather disturbing too... LOL!
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andmerr
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28. November 2005 @ 07:08 |
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you would pulsar,
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andmerr
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30. November 2005 @ 23:30 |
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Blind Dino
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What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
Do you think he saurus.
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Frog Loan
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There was a man, called Paddywhack, who worked in a very prestigious bank. One day a frog came in asking for a car loan. So he gave the frog the loan application papers. As the frog was filling them out, Paddywhack was looking over his shoulder. In the space for 'Father' the frog wrote in 'Mick Jagger'. Paddywhack said nothing. Then he asked the frog if he had enough money for a deposit. The frog said he didn't but produced a strange looking colourful glass sculpture that he said was worth a whole heap of money. Paddywhack said he'd have to talk to his boss about this, so he took the forms and the glass sculpture into his boss' office. He told his boss about the papers and asked him if he knew what the sculpture was. To which his boss replied,
"It's a nic nac Paddywhack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"
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edited due to auslanders comments..........
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Auslander
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1. December 2005 @ 08:36 |
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i think lola stepped on a duck.
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andmerr
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1. December 2005 @ 08:46 |
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how is it going man!!!!!!!!
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Auslander
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1. December 2005 @ 10:24 |
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much better :D
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regor
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1. December 2005 @ 17:47 |
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well andmerr...
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of course you are speaking about yourself there regor the rest of us our pretty tame...........
as you already know, i'm not all here. and if i'm not all here the rest of me must be somewhere else; that said, i should inform you of something i haven't told any of you, as of yet, until now... my mother dropped me on my head when i was a babby. the weird thing is that after that happened I was able to talk fluent english so i asked my mom (that same day she dropped me on my head; remember i was just a babby (in fact i think i had a doodoo in my diaper), why she dropped me on my head and she said "so you can tell andmerr on 12/1/2005 that he is crude"
to every thing... turn turn turn, there is a purpose... turn turn turn... and so on and so on and so forth...
regor
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andmerr
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1. December 2005 @ 18:05 |
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the english might be good but couldnt you get the spelling right, baby is one B maybe she needed to re drop you on your head to perfect spelling.......lol
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regor
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1. December 2005 @ 18:27 |
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whaaa whaaa whaaa... andmerr you are such a babby!
my mum told me to do that, when she dropped me on my head and told me to tell you, andmerr, that youe were crude, to also think of those on a certain other continent that think baby is spelled babby!
so there you have it, crude andmerr!
<grin>
regor
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andmerr
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1. December 2005 @ 18:42 |
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do you know why wolf 36 called me crude regor
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