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GrandpaBW: its friday funnies
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regor
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1. December 2005 @ 18:45 |
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to get to the other side?
regor
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andmerr
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1. December 2005 @ 18:50 |
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actually no, but you know the old saying , you can pick your friends but not your........................
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regor
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1. December 2005 @ 18:51 |
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ha ha get it???... why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side :)
ok andmerr, you're not crude any more, i am!
you can go off and be something different like 'nasty' or 'nice' or 'jubilent' or 'effervescent' :)
regor
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regor
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1. December 2005 @ 18:54 |
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yous guys are sensitive.... I thought I was sensitive, heh?
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Auslander
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2. December 2005 @ 08:34 |
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i'm sensitive :D it makes me poetic
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andmerr
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2. December 2005 @ 08:42 |
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only in your own mind unless your trying to impress some girl.
O'soory auslander are you trying to tell us that your a SNAG (lol)
S ensitive
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Auslander
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2. December 2005 @ 09:12 |
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nope, and i actually am relatively poetic. i love to write :D *nudges his links in his siggy*
i do, however, get asked if i'm gay alot...weird, eh? :-P
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andmerr
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2. December 2005 @ 09:31 |
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are you? awesome.We have in that corner a happy auslander
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2. December 2005 @ 11:15 |
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@ andmerr
What is andmerr shortened from? I remember Darthinp said it once but I forgot what it was. It's probably a friday funny in itself.
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andmerr
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2. December 2005 @ 16:30 |
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and is actually the 1st 3 letters of my 1st name
merr is the 1st 4 letters of my 2nd name
so i cheATED and merged them together.
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3. December 2005 @ 01:38 |
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So what is yor full name?
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3. December 2005 @ 07:14 |
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I'm gonna guess andy merrenchiti. Okay, well his first namesdefinitly andy, not sure about the last name.
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andmerr
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3. December 2005 @ 09:01 |
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andy
andrew
andrea
andreas
take your pick, could be almost anything
as to the last name , think european
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3. December 2005 @ 10:42 |
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The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman
#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
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3. December 2005 @ 11:18 |
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@ andmerr
Your first name's Andrew. Give us another clue on your last name.
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andmerr
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3. December 2005 @ 11:29 |
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has 7 letters : you already have enough to solve it, try duplicates
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3. December 2005 @ 11:37 |
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andronopopolis merrianatioburg
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andmerr
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3. December 2005 @ 11:44 |
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7 letters not 15
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3. December 2005 @ 11:50 |
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LOL I know. That was Darthnips reply in that thread I was talking about. You say it's 7 letters and is something to do with Europe. Another clue please. Is it a capital of a country in europe?
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regor
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3. December 2005 @ 16:04 |
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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers," Which one?
We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95"
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers :
"Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...
One of Ken's Friends...!!!"
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andmerr
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3. December 2005 @ 16:13 |
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we'll pay that one !!!!!!!
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4. December 2005 @ 15:17 |
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@ andmerr
Give us another clue. Please.
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andmerr
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4. December 2005 @ 15:45 |
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the 1st 4 are merr
that leaves 3.
the 4th letter is alreay displayed.
or ask neph or darth or even creaky they already know.
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5. December 2005 @ 02:17 |
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I enjoyed this one! ~
WHY A MAN CAN'T WIN
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race,
you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework,
you're a pansy
If you work too hard,
there is never any time for her..
If you don't work enough,
you're a good for nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay,
this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay,
you should get off your rear and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her,
that's favoritism.
If she gets job ahead of you,
it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks,
it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet,
it's male indifference.
If you cry,
you're a wimp.
If you don't,
you're an insensitive jerk.
If you make a decision without consulting her,
you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you,
she's liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy,
that's domination.
If she asks you,
it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear,
you're a pervert.
If you don't,
you're a fag.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape,
you're a sexist.
If you don't,
you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape,
you're vain.
If you don't,
you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers,
you're after something.
If you don't,
you're not thoughtful.
If you are proud of your achievements,
you're self-centered.
If you don't,
you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache,
she's tired.
If you have a headache,
you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often,
you're oversexed.
If you don't,
there must be someone else.
regards,
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5. December 2005 @ 08:38 |
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Men are the reason we women turn to lesbianism. If only I were attracted to women . . .
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